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  • FoundGirlJNB
    Found Sheep
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 351
    #1186
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    False.

    This is a Christian church forum, not a "parr-tay", and not a sleazy singles bar!

    We are here to raise our hands to Jesus, not "raise the roof".

    The person below me is in danger of being led astray by Johnnyboy's lustful ramblings.
    False - I don't need any help, as I am capable of going astray all by my self, thank you very much!

    The person under me is jealous for not getting any (fe)male attention...
    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552
        #1187
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post

        The person under me is jealous for not getting any (fe)male attention...
        False: I get all the attention I want. More even.


        The person unde me doesn't make their own pie crust, they use frozen ones and lie to their fiancee/husband/father about it.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • FoundGirlJNB
            Found Sheep
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 351
            #1188
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            False: I get all the attention I want. More even.


            The person unde me doesn't make their own pie crust, they use frozen ones and lie to their fiancee/husband/father about it.
            False - I either buy my pies ready made or tell my chef what pie I want and presto!!!

            The person under me has tasted more than one ladies baking!!!
            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #1189
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Of course, who hasn't.

                The person under me loves eating a nice warm pie, especially one from one of Landover's lovely ladies.

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622
                    #1190
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    Of course, who hasn't.

                    The person under me loves eating a nice warm pie, especially one from one of Landover's lovely ladies.
                    Very true. I love stuffing my face deep into their pies. But, you have to keep it a secret, otherwise the women will get jealous. They don't want you enjoying the tastiness of another woman's pie.

                    The person under me likes me being on top of them (in this thread).

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • FoundGirlJNB
                        Found Sheep
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 351
                        #1191
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                        Very true. I love stuffing my face deep into their pies. But, you have to keep it a secret, otherwise the women will get jealous. They don't want you enjoying the tastiness of another woman's pie.

                        The person under me likes me being on top of them (in this thread).
                        True - Don't you know it!

                        The person under me likes me being between him and Rev. Jim (in this thread).
                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #1192
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post

                            The person under me likes me being between him and Rev. Jim (in this thread).
                            Oh Shout GLORY! Too True! And what fair young girl would object to having a seasoned Man of God servicing her at her service on both ends! Praise Jesus!


                            The person below me is going to spend some time in his prayer closet now.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • FoundGirlJNB
                                Found Sheep
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 351
                                #1193
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Oh Shout GLORY! Too True! And what fair young girl would object to having a seasoned Man of God servicing her at her service on both ends! Praise Jesus!


                                The person below me is going to spend some time in his prayer closet now.
                                False. I don't have a prayer closet - could I use yours Pastor Zeke?

                                The person under me has vagabond shoes that are longing to stray...
                                Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                  • WickedWitch
                                    Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                    CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 1366
                                    #1194
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    False. Well... True... But I'm trying to be in control of my nymphomania, and not have it control me.


                                    The person under me is going to stop posting innuendos and/or blatantly sexual things in order to help make overcoming my addiction easier.
                                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                                      • FoundGirlJNB
                                        Found Sheep
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Sep 2009
                                        • 351
                                        #1195
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                                        False. Well... True... But I'm trying to be in control of my nymphomania, and not have it control me.


                                        The person under me is going to stop posting innuendos and/or blatantly sexual things in order to help make overcoming my addiction easier.
                                        FALSE! Why would I go and do that now?

                                        The person under me needs to find her own strength to overcome her addictions and not rely on other people to nudge her in the right direction...
                                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                          • WickedWitch
                                            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                            • Jan 2007
                                            • 1366
                                            #1196
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            You don't understand! I've been addicted to sex for years! I need help to overcome it. I only have so much willpower!


                                            The person below me has sympathy for me and wants to see me get better.
                                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                                              • FoundGirlJNB
                                                Found Sheep
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Sep 2009
                                                • 351
                                                #1197
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                                                You don't understand! I've been addicted to sex for years! I need help to overcome it. I only have so much willpower!


                                                The person below me has sympathy for me and wants to see me get better.
                                                True - I am only going with True in the hope of stopping a witch from whining any longer... But I do care about your well being WW - how are things going with reading the KJV?

                                                The person under me is working hard at reading and understanding the true word of God and staying out of clubs all together!! PRAISE!!!
                                                Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                                  • WickedWitch
                                                    Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                                    CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                                    • Jan 2007
                                                    • 1366
                                                    #1198
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                                                    True - I am only going with True in the hope of stopping a witch from whining any longer... But I do care about your well being WW - how are things going with reading the KJV?
                                                    Who said I was doing such a thing as that?!


                                                    The person under me is working hard at reading and understanding the true word of God and staying out of clubs all together!! PRAISE!!!
                                                    That's among the falsest things that've ever been said about me, lol.

                                                    The person below me used to enjoy the company of nerds but can no longer do so because the nerds are all virgins and virgins are too damned tempting.
                                                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                                                      • FoundGirlJNB
                                                        Found Sheep
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Sep 2009
                                                        • 351
                                                        #1199
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                                                        That's among the falsest things that've ever been said about me, lol.

                                                        The person below me used to enjoy the company of nerds but can no longer do so because the nerds are all virgins and virgins are too damned tempting.
                                                        False - I prever experience over innocence any day!

                                                        The person under me has a secret they are dying to share with the group.
                                                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78552
                                                            #1200
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post

                                                            The person under me has a secret they are dying to share with the group.
                                                            False. My life is an open book.


                                                            The person under me is excited about the death and destruction Jesus has wrought upon the ornamental islanders over the past week. Shout GLORY!!
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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