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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #1966
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Person below me really needs to learn the difference between the meaning of the Greek "homo" and the Latin "Homo"
    False. I couldn't care less whether a homo is Greek or from Latin America.

    Latino homos will burn in Hell just like the Greek originators of such perversions!

    The person below me wakes up every day and praises God for coming to Earth to sacrifice Himself to Himself so we Christians could choose to be freed from the eternity of torture in His Lake of Fire that all others must endure.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Jo Freddie
      Unsaved trash
      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #1967
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      False. I couldn't care less whether a homo is Greek or from Latin America.

      Latino homos will burn in Hell just like the Greek originators of such perversions!
      So the correct answer is clearly TRUE then

      The person below me wakes up every day and praises God for coming to Earth to sacrifice Himself to Himself so we Christians could choose to be freed from the eternity of torture in His Lake of Fire that all others must endure.
      False: as it did not happen.

      The person below me has devoted their life to a myth.
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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #1968
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        So the correct answer is clearly TRUE then

        False: as it did not happen.

        The person below me has devoted their life to a myth.
        False, I serve the one true God!

        As for the person above me . . .

        The person below me is obsessed with noodles, sauce, and balls of some sort.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • David Micheal
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          Forum Member
          • Aug 2010
          • 207

          #1969
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          False, I serve the one true God!

          As for the person above me . . .

          The person below me is obsessed with noodles, sauce, and balls of some sort.
          False, I would never be involved with such a sick perversion.

          The person below me is a pirate.

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          • Annie1
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            Forum Member
            • Aug 2010
            • 132

            #1970
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Absolutely False! I am a good Christian girl

            The person below me feels strange when they read the Song of Solomon.
            Girls for God

            Ephesians 5:22

            Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #1971
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Annie1 View Post
              Absolutely False! I am a good Christian girl

              The person below me feels strange when they read the Song of Solomon.
              False. I feel the same way I always feel: eager to be whisked up into Heaven by the Rapture, which could arrive any minute!

              The person below me used to enjoy the occasional bowl of spaghetti before they met Jo Freddie.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #1972
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                False. I feel the same way I always feel: eager to be whisked up into Heaven by the Rapture, which could arrive any minute!

                The person below me used to enjoy the occasional bowl of spaghetti before they met Jo Freddie.
                True: It used to be a fairly regular meal when it is just me and the boys at home.

                The person below me has banned all forms of pasta from their kitchen.
                Drama queen

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #1973
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  The person below me has banned all forms of pasta from their kitchen.
                  That is so very true, I was at one time married to a dago. Man cannot live by pasta alone.

                  The person below me tried to buy magic Mormon underwear from the interweb, but found none in their size.

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #1974
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    True: It used to be a fairly regular meal when it is just me and the boys at home.

                    The person below me has banned all forms of pasta from their kitchen.
                    True. There is no longer any forms of pasta in my kitchen.

                    The person below has even stopped making/eating meatballs
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #1975
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      True. There is no longer any forms of pasta in my kitchen.

                      The person below has even stopped making/eating meatballs
                      True. No meatballs for the Jenkins', or anything at all that Jo Freddie might enjoy.

                      The person below me is aware that the Holocaust was a Jewish conspiracy intended to get the UN to establish Israel.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #1976
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        True. No meatballs for the Jenkins', or anything at all that Jo Freddie might enjoy.

                        The person below me is aware that the Holocaust was a Jewish conspiracy intended to get the UN to establish Israel.
                        Um . . . I always thought Israel was Hitler's Final Solution. Give them a place to go, surrounded by Muslims, then kick them out of everyplace else.

                        The person below me thinks the US spends way too much money supporting Israel.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Phebe Carlyle
                          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 2604

                          #1977
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Um . . . I always thought Israel was Hitler's Final Solution. Give them a place to go, surrounded by Muslims, then kick them out of everyplace else.

                          The person below me thinks the US spends way too much money supporting Israel.
                          Yes and I blame Obama. That money he is using could be used better for increased military spending to protect the USA!

                          The person below me is a fluffy bunny christian.




                          There's Jesus here,
                          Just see what He offers me....
                          Down here my sins forgiven,
                          Up there a home in heaven
                          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                          • Jo Freddie
                            Unsaved trash
                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339

                            #1978
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                            The person below me is a fluffy bunny christian.
                            False: I do not need to explain any more do I?

                            The person below me is wondering how Billy Bob is going to cut living out of his live as I enjoy that a LOT.
                            Posted via Pasta

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                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                            Loose Canon Fan Page
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                            I have been to The Volcano!

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #1979
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              False: I do not need to explain any more do I?

                              The person below me is wondering how Billy Bob is going to cut living out of his live as I enjoy that a LOT.
                              True False What was the question.

                              The person below is wondering when pasta boy is going to get over his scurvy and become coherent.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • Lycia The Repentant
                                Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                                Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 2019

                                #1980
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                True, I am also praying he stops abusing his drug pasta

                                The person below me is voting demoncrat in the coming election
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