[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

@SheepOfGod True!

The person below me loves Jesus even more on Sundays!

False. It is impossible for me to love Jesus any more than I always do, as my love for Him is in accordance with the following scripture:
Luke 10:27 (King James Version)


27And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.

The person below me thinks we should nuke Denmark.

[David Micheal]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. It is impossible for me to love Jesus any more than I always do, as my love for Him is in accordance with the following scripture:
Luke 10:27 (King James Version)


27And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.

The person below me thinks we should nuke Denmark.

Somewhat true, only after we get the True Christians out of there.

The person below me thinks all the illegal immigrants stealing money from our government should be deported.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me thinks all the illegal immigrants stealing money from our government should be deported.

False. I think they should be shot.



The person below me knows who was passing gas in the third row during Sunday Services this morning.

[David Micheal]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I think they should be shot.



The person below me knows who was passing gas in the third row during Sunday Services this morning.

False, as I do not live in Freehold, I still have to put up with Godless Florida

The person below me knows that Obama will be impeached before the end of the year.

[LordHaveMercy]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, but it will be because of something he hasn't done.....yet




The person below me knows the REAL answer to the 9mm vs. 45acp debate.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

TRUE! They're both great fun!

The person below me was arrested for disturbing the monkeys at the zoo with their worshiping before they were Saved©

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me was arrested for disturbing the monkeys at the zoo with their worshiping before they were Saved©

False on two counts: I wasn't disturbing the monkeys, I was shooting them. And I wasn't arrested, because Ofcr Richards knows better.


The person under me hates beef stroganoff with a passion!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False on two counts: I wasn't disturbing the monkeys, I was shooting them. And I wasn't arrested, because Ofcr Richards knows better.


The person under me hates beef stroganoff with a passion!

True! That was a horrible, horrible movie! Wasn't about food at all!

I watched the whole thing to make sure there was nothing about food, then went back to the video store and demanded my money back.

The person under me didn't realize Michael Steele and his family had visited the Freehold Zoo . . .

[Annie1]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True... I never knew that!

The person below me is planning a True Christian anti-Hell-o-ween kids party with Christian games, Bible readings and Christian candy like this.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False! I put some flyers up with a number to R.S.V.P but nobody was interested.

Instead I'll be giving away this candy to unGodly trick-or-treaters:



The person below me just bought a new fire hose to give trick-or-treaters surprise baptisms with.

[Albasha]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False! I put some flyers up with a number to R.S.V.P but nobody was interested.

Instead I'll be giving away this candy to unGodly trick-or-treaters:



The person below me just bought a new fire hose to give trick-or-treaters surprise baptisms with.

False. I have actually invested in a flamethrower to give the evil deeders a taste of what awaits them for eternity. The person below me threw eggs at the shuttle at cape canaveral as NASA is lying to us about the world orbiting the sun

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I have actually invested in a flamethrower to give the evil deeders a taste of what awaits them for eternity. The person below me threw eggs at the shuttle at cape canaveral as NASA is lying to us about the world orbiting the sun

False! I have it on good authority that Cape Canaveral is really just a stage set, like the moon landing was.

The person below me is really excited for Freehold's Post-Election Bash on November 3, when Republicans take back the House!

[SheepOfGod]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

I am extreamly excited>
PRAISE THE LORD






The person below me would do the right thing and spit on their own sons grave if they were infact a heathen athiest.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me would do the right thing and spit on their own sons grave if they were infact a heathen athiest.

False. Because I would never possibly raise a dirty Atheist to begin with.


The person below me enjoys keeping children off Cranky Old Man's lawn via pellet gun.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. Because I would never possibly raise a dirty Atheist to begin with.


The person below me enjoys keeping children off Cranky Old Man's lawn via pellet gun.

False. I've never had the pleasure.

Besides, I'd much prefer a Cat-apult. Just don't declaw them first.

You'd be amazed what a deterrent it can be.

The person below me has lived in an apartment so small that there wasn't room to swing a cat . . . and knows from experience.