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  • Scarlet Wynter
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Oct 2010
    • 125
    #2086
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Brother Dick Timothy View Post
    True, life is sacred and should be used to worship the Creator.

    The person below me thinks the "vampire" should go back to an emo forum.
    False. Again, I don't know what "vampire" you're talking about.

    The person below me truely wants to enjoy life while he/she is still on this earth.

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      • Dutch Girl
        Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
        • Nov 2010
        • 283
        #2087
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View Post
        The person below me truely wants to enjoy life while he/she is still on this earth.
        True, I plan on having lots of parties, booze and sex before I die!

        The person below me never has fun because he is afraid of hell.


        Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

        - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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          • Annie1
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2010
            • 132
            #2088
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            False! Praising Jesus is wonderful fun, you should try it sometime.

            The person below me has just come in from raking leaves.
            Girls for God

            Ephesians 5:22

            Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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              • Lycia The Repentant
                Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 2019
                #2089
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Annie1 View Post
                False! Praising Jesus is wonderful fun, you should try it sometime.

                The person below me has just come in from raking leaves.
                False! One of the few good things about living in this hellbound city is no trees messing up the view.

                The person below me secretly prefers the NIV over the KJV!
                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                  • Scarlet Wynter
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 125
                    #2090
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                    False! One of the few good things about living in this hellbound city is no trees messing up the view.

                    The person below me secretly prefers the NIV over the KJV!
                    False. I'd never prefer one over the other.

                    The person below me just came out of their prayer closet after asking for vain and materialistic things.

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                      • SheepOfGod
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 119
                        #2091
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        False; I have never done such a thing.


                        The person under me will pray that the athiest scum Steven Hawkings finnaly dies so we nolonger have to hear his robot voiced brainwashing porpaganda dribble.
                        GOD HATE FAGS
                        Athiesm is a form of mental illness that should be treated immediately.

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                          • Scarlet Wynter
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 125
                            #2092
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by SheepOfGod View Post
                            False; I have never done such a thing.


                            The person under me will pray that the athiest scum Steven Hawkings finnaly dies so we nolonger have to hear his robot voiced brainwashing porpaganda dribble.
                            False. I never pray for anyone to die.

                            The person below me cannot wait until Christmas.

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                              • Lisa H
                                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 5070
                                #2093
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View Post
                                False. I never pray for anyone to die.

                                The person below me cannot wait until Christmas.
                                True. I love Christmas.

                                The person below always says Merry Christmas and not Happy Holidays.
                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                  • waywardJim
                                    Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
                                    • Jul 2010
                                    • 124
                                    #2094
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    FALSE!

                                    'Happy Holidays' is the appropriate term.

                                    The person below me is genetically predisposed to believe. In irrational ideas such as God, fairies and luck.
                                    Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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                                      • Scarlet Wynter
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        • Oct 2010
                                        • 125
                                        #2095
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by waywardJim View Post
                                        FALSE!

                                        'Happy Holidays' is the appropriate term.

                                        The person below me is genetically predisposed to believe. In irrational ideas such as God, fairies and luck.
                                        False. Belief is learned behavior, not genetic.

                                        The person below me secretly reads the quran while in their prayer closet.

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                                          • waywardJim
                                            Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
                                            • Jul 2010
                                            • 124
                                            #2096
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            False, I read the Qur'an online while running errands. And current research suggest belief in the irrational may be a genetic predisposition.
                                            The person below me is a closet Homer
                                            Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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                                              • Jo Freddie
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                • Apr 2009
                                                • 6339
                                                #2097
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by waywardJim View Post
                                                The person below me is a closet Homer
                                                False, I am not secretly a Greek poet, nor a cartoon character who looks like they have severe case of jaundice.

                                                The person below me thinks that the Pontiac Aztek was a bad idea.
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                                                  • BelieverInGod
                                                    Fourm Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Feb 2010
                                                    • 9269
                                                    #2098
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                    False, I am not secretly a Greek poet, nor a cartoon character who looks like they have severe case of jaundice.

                                                    The person below me thinks that the Pontiac Aztek was a bad idea.
                                                    False, I don't understand why people hated it so much, sure it was ugly, but it did what it was supposed to do.

                                                    The person below me drives a foreign car because they hate America.
                                                    Drama queen

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                                                      • Scarlet Wynter
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        • Oct 2010
                                                        • 125
                                                        #2099
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                                        False, I don't understand why people hated it so much, sure it was ugly, but it did what it was supposed to do.

                                                        The person below me drives a foreign car because they hate America.
                                                        False. I drive an old, used Ford truck.

                                                        The person below me has a copy of the quran that no one else knows about.

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78552
                                                            #2100
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View Post
                                                            The person below me has a copy of the quran that no one else knows about.
                                                            False. I have many copies of the kooran which I use for starting the charcoals to roast pig.


                                                            The person under me is signing up for a satanectomy this week while they're on special at the Landover Baptist Hospital for the Possessed.
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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