[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

False fluffy bunny Christians offend me - and much more importantly, they offend God

I suppose they would say that the charitable thing would be to pity their congregationalist nonsense? But sometimes (I am still working on always, but with Jesus's love I hope I am getting there) I have to let my TC™ head rule my weak, female heart and call them out for the egregious sinners that they are.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Rev 3:15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
Rev 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

This is exactly the case! God says lukewarm Christians are hateful!

Revelations might seems to suggest that "works" in some way influence God, but this is far from the Truth - we are saved by Faith alone! Yet, I hear you say "We have Matt:16 Ye shall know them by their fruits."

Fruits are different from works.

As far as Atheists are concerned - if God has any love for them, it is because they do not try His Judgement - they go straight to Hell - no problem.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by rats driving cars.

Kelly Lambert, study author and head of the University of Richmond's Lambert Behavioral Neuroscience Laboratory, trained two groups of young rats: One bunch raised in an "enriched environment" with toys, ladders, balls and pieces of wood designed to spark mental stimulation, and another reared in a standard, unexciting lab cage.
The rats learned to enter a custom "rat-operated vehicle," or ROV, adorably constructed from a one-gallon plastic container turned on its side.
Once inside, the rat racers would stand on an aluminum plate and press on a copper bar that would trigger the wheels' motor. They'd hold down on the bar until they propelled their tiny car to the end of their enclosure, where they collected their reward: Froot Loops.

It's bad enough that when I get an Uber, the driver often turns out to be a democrat and/or some brown foreigner. Now I'm in danger of being driven by an actual rat?!?

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

People booed President Trump at a baseball game the other day. They also held up signs with the word, "impeachment" on them and some folk even shouted "Lock him up!"

That last part is so unkind because Trump hasn't been able to lock up Hillary Clinton yet and she clearly deserves it.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

That last part is so unkind because Trump hasn't been able to lock up Hillary Clinton yet and she clearly deserves it.

Not just unkind but so unfair! I mean, The Donald is the President of the United States of America, but who ARE these people? They are nobodies, that's who they are.

[Dana723]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The only explanation is that lie-berals must have paid people to attend the game just to boo Trump. I'm sure if they had been a group of regular, red blooded Americans watching a baseball game that they would have never booed Trump on their own.

[Dana723]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by the latest redaction in funding to the battle against California wildfires. Is this admenistration doing everything possible to to turn America into a bigger crap show than it already has been?

If California had only listened to Our Godly President Trump and raked their forest floors, there wouldn't be any fires at this time!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by the latest redaction in funding to the battle against California wildfires.

Have you considered going and helping? You could always spit venom on the fires.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Have you considered going and helping? You could always spit venom on the fires.

Nah, Sister, this one is a SJIW - Social Justice Internet Warrior. That's even lower than SJWW (Social Justice Weekend Warrior), who at least give one hour every weekend to whatever cause they see as precious that particular weekend. A SJIW just sits on the Internet and participates in online bullying to make itself feel better. It wouldn't even know how to handle a bucket of water!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I can't stand Lacey Chabert, I mean I'm really sick and tired of seeing Lacey Chabert. I'm even more distraught now that the Hallmark Channel is starting their seasonal "Countdown to Christmas" series of movies that seem to run endlessly.

There's Lacey, distraught that her husband left her - and now she is looking for a new "hunk" to marry. The next night we see Lacey again - this time her old "hunk" husband died in an auto accident (or maybe he died of cancer). You guessed it - she's looking for another "hunk" to marry. She's sometimes accompanied by an insufferably "cute" and precocious son or daughter from the previous "marriage". Let's face it, you never see a child that well behaved without some thrashing of the youngster - yet we never see that in these movies.

Isn't a little suspicious that Lacey Chabert's "hunk" husbands are always disappearing - like maybe there is something wrong with Lacey?

Lacey seems to always be returning to small town America to escape the sin and corruption of the big city (run by Democrats). It's the "miracle" season of Christmas - yet the "miracles" always have something to do with the "magic" of Christmas and Santa Claus - not Jesus. Jesus never seems to come up - anywhere.

And another thing, there's way too many well behaved nigras in these movies - and I've yet to see anyone wearing a MAGA hat.

Did I mention I can't stand Lacey Chabert?

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I don't even like the name, "Lacey Chabert". It sounds like some sort of gay military regala.

[Dana723]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I had never heard of her, so with my husband's permission I looked her up on Youtube. My gosh, it's like listening to a dolphin making chipmunk noises while inhaling helium!

[Esther B.]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by a certain forum member who uses "I" instead of "me" and makes their statements grammatically incorrect.

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Perhaps I am speaking out of turn, but I am a little offended that our dear President chose Paula White as his personal spiritual advisor instead of Pastor Zeke.

Please tell me that he only did so in order to keep Pastor Zeke out of the public eye so he can function more efficiently as an agent of God in our government.

[Dana723]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Perhaps I am speaking out of turn, but I am a little offended that our dear President chose Paula White as his personal spiritual advisor instead of Pastor Zeke.

Please tell me that he only did so in order to keep Pastor Zeke out of the public eye so he can function more efficiently as an agent of God in our government.

Perhaps it's due to the fact that they are such good friends, and Our Leader doesn't want to mix friends with work?