[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Right now I'm offended by a shampoo comercial that showed a woman's exposed back. With sexual images like that on television, is it any wonder the children in this country are cursed with masturbation addiction?

Indeed, brother. Commercials are partly to blame for society's downward trend into the immoral cesspool. Shampoo commercials, especially the Herbal Essences variety could probably be shown to have a direct statistical link to teenage pregnancy and divorce.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Right now I'm offended by a shampoo comercial that showed a woman's exposed back. With sexual images like that on television, is it any wonder the children in this country are cursed with masturbation addiction?

It will probably surprise very few here that Australian government authorities promote the teaching of masturbation techniques to the under 5's

"AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT"
IS A WARNING REALLY NECESSARY?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

It will probably surprise very few here that Australian government authorities promote the teaching of masturbation techniques to the under 5's

"AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT"
IS A WARNING REALLY NECESSARY?

THAT, dear sister, has offended me far more than the shape of the Kintyre Peninsula EVER could.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

THAT, dear sister, has offended me far more than the shape of the Kintyre Peninsula EVER could.

Yes, I've been mulling over your post, and have always found the shape of Scandanavia rather offesnive

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Yes, I've been mulling over your post, and have always found the shape of Scandanavia rather offesnive

Likewise Mitza. But take Kintyre (metaphorically speaking) along with the testicular Isle Arran and you'll see what I mean.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Likewise Mitza. But take Kintyre (metaphorically speaking) along with the testicular Isle Arran and you'll see what I mean.

That is quite clear enough, thank-you. But they do make some nice jumpers there. However when worn by homosexualists (on speed), they are quite offensive, too.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

That is quite clear enough, thank-you. But they do make some nice jumpers there. However when worn by homosexualists (on speed), they are quite offensive, too.

Actually, those sweaters are from the Aran (one 'R') Islands off the west coast of Ireland. Our Arran, however has as its highest peak 'Goat Fell'.

There are pagan stone circles on the island.


There's also a 'Kilpatrick'.

Its main town is called Brodick. (Braw is a Scots dialect word meaning 'good', or 'delicious', especially used with soups, stews and other eatables.)

On the North end of the island is the village of Thundergay.

Actually I think I'm beginning to hate Arran a wee bit more then even Kintyre.


Although Paul McCartney wrote a number one hit dedicated to the Mull of Kintyre - the TIP of the Peninsula!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Aran

Thank you - I didn't know that. Friends in Scotland have knitted them (jumpers) using wool I've spun, also other designs. Didn't Sir Paul (McCartney) get mentioned in connection with something in the vicinity?

But our precautions were all for nothing. One team had accidentally dropped several bales of pot into the sea during the transfer and they started washing up.
By pure coincidence, Paul McCartney owned a Scottish estate nearby and had recently been busted for pot in Japan. The press drew its own conclusions and the story followed a different direction.

He was certainly innocent.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Thank you - I didn't know that. Friends in Scotland have knitted them (jumpers) using wool I've spun, also other designs. Didn't Sir Paul (McCartney) get mentioned in connection with something in the vicinity?

He was certainly innocent.

Beleief me, the song was far more of a crime than any potential drug offence.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Beleief me, the song was far more of a crime than any potential drug offence.

even absinthe was illicit once..

Now THIS really is offensive

[James Hutchins]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by atheists. Those people who try to force their belief on me against my will. The speak to me without asking my permission, they harass me, leave leaflets on my windshield. Telling my to ignore the Creator. Telling me that a single entity could not of created everything in six days. Constantly asking, 'If God created everything, who created God?" Telling me the Bible is outdated, that it merely proposes stories and a way be be a nice person, that it tells me to love everyone. Makes me want to sock them all!

[Gods Hand!]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Likewise Mitza. But take Kintyre (metaphorically speaking) along with the testicular Isle Arran and you'll see what I mean.

Brothers and Sisters, would you take a look at this! As some of you may know, entire Europe shares one single coin, called the Euro. It shows the value, the nation it's pressed and Europe itself.. or wait? Does it really shows Europe?

It's an abomonation! Image your children having a yard sale, making some money, and beeing 'rewared' with this! No wonder why all Europe's drugdealers and upperclass sissies are homers, they swim in testicle-coins!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

This product is causing extreme offence this morning

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

******** banks. I wrote a post-dated cheque for my rent two weeks ago, payable on the 7th of this month (today). Looked in my mailbox today, and there's a letter from my bank dated the 3rd that my cheque had bounced due to non-sufficient funds, and due to that NSF charge, two more (very small) cheques that I wrote since have bounced, so I have now THREE NSF charges on my account.

$150 gone, and a whole lot of apologizing/explaining to do. ******** ********

[Master Gordon]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Piffling banks. I wrote a post-dated cheque for my rent two weeks ago, payable on the 7th of this month (today). Looked in my mailbox today, and there's a letter from my bank dated the 3rd that my cheque had bounced due to non-sufficient funds, and due to that NSF charge, two more (very small) cheques that I wrote since have bounced, so I have now THREE NSF charges on my account.

$150 gone, and a whole lot of apologizing/explaining to do. Piffling assholes

Such terrible language why do you need to swear on a Christian forum? Don't you love and respect Jesus?