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  • Vavoline Johnson
    Mammy
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 960

    #211
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by Rev Moonfloss View Post
    Well I'll be, Yous wantin ta come in here an be aruguin over da Bible an yous can't even read whats on yo screen. Dis is why yous shouldn't be tryin ta have a conversation while yous is drinking.

    Da Lord done said dat yous need ta be filled wit da Spirit an not da al-keyhaul. Comeon back whens yous is all sobered up.
    He be filled wif da spirit, da Mogan David cheap Joo wine stuff..dat what fillin him up, Mr Shaft.
    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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    • Katie1988
      Unsaved trash
      • Nov 2009
      • 1

      #212
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      Right now, I am offended by the following. What about you, brothers and sisters?

      A Levi's Jeans interracial kiss on a commercial.

      The constant cramming of the homosexual lifestyle down our throats with the Prius commercials.

      NBC's Rainbow Logo.

      The guy next to me didn't pray before he ate.

      The Steelers winning.
      I came across this forum via google...

      Levi Jones-
      You are offended by an interracial kiss? Are you telling me that in the year 2009 you are still so unbelievably bigoted and racist, close-minded and dense that you do not think interracial dating is acceptable? God gave the saints liberty to marry anyone in the Lord, regardless of race or skin color, and there are no grounds in either the Old Testament or the New Testament to prohibit interracial marriages.

      There is a little phrase that you might be familiar with… “Love thy neighbor as thyself”.

      As someone who is in an interracial relationship you disgust me, but as a Christian and a follower of Jesus Christ you worry me.

      “Pastor Ezekiel” wrote:
      Who Will Jesus damn? (A partial list)
      The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31)
      You are all of these things. And I think that you need to spend some time talking with God.

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324

        #213
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by Katie1988 View Post
        I came across this forum via google...

        Levi Jones-
        You are offended by an interracial kiss? Are you telling me that in the year 2009 you are still so unbelievably bigoted and racist, close-minded and dense that you do not think interracial dating is acceptable? God gave the saints liberty to marry anyone in the Lord, regardless of race or skin color, and there are no grounds in either the Old Testament or the New Testament to prohibit interracial marriages.

        There is a little phrase that you might be familiar with… “Love thy neighbor as thyself”.

        As someone who is in an interracial relationship you disgust me, but as a Christian and a follower of Jesus Christ you worry me.

        “Pastor Ezekiel” wrote:
        Who Will Jesus damn? (A partial list)
        The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31)
        You are all of these things. And I think that you need to spend some time talking with God.
        Pastor Zeke speaks with the Lord everyday! Doesn't the Catholic church name saints?
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • kenzierosaline
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Dec 2009
          • 13

          #214
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          I'M OFFENDED BY CHRISTIANITY, MOTHERpiffleERS.

          I drink

          i smoke

          i have sex and i'm 16 and unmarried and its with my best friend and he's 18

          i kiss girls when i'm drunk as fark

          i go out and advocate gay rights cuz they're allowed to do whatever the hell they like and youre all asswipes for trying to control them

          i love pro-choice and think you're all really retarded if you're pro-life

          i hate racism, minorities are great and add to a diverse society

          i hate sexism, women and men are equal

          i hate ignorant armies of loyal mindless zombie followers

          i think you're all retarded apes,
          like chimps or something.

          and i friggin love left wing stuff.
          i love offensive cartoons, interracial marriages,
          i love rainbow colours, i love people who hate america,
          i hate patriotic faggots,
          i hate rednecks and hillbillies

          and i'm smarter than ALL of you on here.

          I may "rot in hell" but i'mma have a damn good time getting there.

          SCREW YOUR CHRISTIAN BULL CRAP!
          SCIENCE FOR THE WIN!

          CHYEEEEH HOOOO!

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          • Bob4God
            Moderator
            Arms Dealer for CHRIST
            Hands folded for Jesus
             
            • Apr 2008
            • 5274

            #215
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Originally posted by kenzierosaline View Post
            I'M OFFENDED BY CHRISTIANITY, MOTHERpiffleERS.
            i kiss girls when i'm drunk as fark
            i go out and advocate gay rights cuz they're allowed to do whatever the hell they like and youre all asswipes for trying to control them
            i hate patriotic faggots,
            Please slow down, I'm getting dizzy. First you love gays and ARE gay, then you say you hate faggots.

            Oh, you're about to get banned, just so you know. Now would be a good time to work on your attitude, and possibly an apology.
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            • kenzierosaline
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Dec 2009
              • 13

              #216
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Awhhhhhh you gon' ban me? D'awwww. I might cry. LOLOLOL FAGGOT GO RIGHT AHEAD

              i wasn't using the word faggot in reference to a homosexual. thats an insult and NOT a correct term for a homosexual

              but chu wouldn't care ae bro ae ae ae ae. you hate homos ae bro.

              bet you secretly [CENSORED] till you [CENSORED] in an [CENSORED] over pictures of [CENSORED] when you're in bed at night

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              • Love is the Answer ♥
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2009
                • 27

                #217
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                that harlot kenzierosaline and her despicable, indulgent lifestyle.
                Jesus loves you.
                What further incentive do you need?

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                • H. Montague Worthington
                  True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2716

                  #218
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  I am offended that the liberal media will not identify Barack Obama as a Kenyan homosexual socialist child molester and cannibal every time they mention his cursed name.

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22356

                    #219
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                    I am offended that the liberal media will not identify Barack Obama as a Kenyan homosexual socialist child molester and cannibal every time they mention his cursed name.
                    Yes, I already sent Fox several angry letters about that but they didn't respond yet. Time for a visit.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #220
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      I'm offended by that harlot Taylor Swift and her recent duet with that Satanist Wiccan Stevie Nicks at the Grammies. Although it still wasn't as bad as seeing Elton John and Lady GaGa perform together. That was the Hindenburg of music performances.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78553

                        #221
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        I am offended that certain members of our congregation are gossiping and questioning the ways in which certain True Christian(tm) Pastors are collecting and spending the Love Offerings being sent in for my his defense fund.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • chasevan
                          Unsaved trash, uppity lieberal teenager
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 25

                          #222
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          I am deeply offended by almost every word I have read on this forum.

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #223
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by chasevan View Post
                            I am deeply offended by almost every word I have read on this forum.
                            Your problem seems to be with the Word of God, son. You have yet to explain where we are scripturally wrong.

                            I am deeply offended by the unsaved trash coming in here and putting words in God's mouth.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • Freeks-Angel
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 111

                              #224
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              I got offended when we learnt that the Bible was based on Greek Mythology. They are completly different.
                              Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                              Peter 1:7 That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus Christ.

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                              • Agent Texas
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9

                                #225
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Myself, satan and a major percent of the known universe are offened by your forum.

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