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  • #151
    Re: Holocaust Jokes

    What's the difference between a truckload of dead joos and a truckload of bowling balls?










    You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.







    So one day a 100 seat bus went over a cliff while engulfed in flames with 98 joos on board. What did Hitler say?












    That was a waste of a perfectly good bus.
    The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
    Give her a shovel.
    Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
    19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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    • #152
      Re: Holocaust Jokes

      Why did the germans kill millions of jews?

      Because they were the next country in the "kill your jews" line that every country is waiting in because jews are vermin.
      The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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      • #153
        Re: Holocaust Jokes

        They say there's safety in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews!
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        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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        • #154
          Re: Holocaust Jokes

          "How can I curse whom God has not cursed?"

          Numbers 22:8

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          • #155
            Re: Holocaust Jokes

            Originally posted by daword View Post
            Is this a caption the picture contest? I love these. I'll take a crack at it.

            You idiots! You're supposed to wait until the pool is full of water before jumping in.
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            • #156
              Re: Holocaust Jokes

              Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
              Is this a caption the picture contest? I love these. I'll take a crack at it.

              You idiots! You're supposed to wait until the pool is full of water before jumping in.
              I'll join this contest. Joos heard there is a coin in the pit.
              Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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              • #157
                Re: Holocaust Jokes

                My grandmother alway wore a huge wig, now i know where all the hairs came from.
                Last edited by Felicity; 05-20-2011, 09:14 PM. Reason: Typo
                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                -Holocaust Jokes
                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                • #158
                  Re: Holocaust Jokes

                  Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                  I can't believe you would post something like this! Do you have any idea how offensive this joke is to Christians? You should be ashamed.
                  All these joke's are disgusting, and your whining about it vice-versa, oh, I left the 2p under the bed.

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                  • #159
                    Re: Holocaust Jokes

                    Originally posted by TheNewWorldOrder View Post
                    All these joke's are disgusting, and your whining about it vice-versa, oh, I left the 2p under the bed.
                    It's not our fault you don't have a sense of humor. Blame your sour-puss parents.
                    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                    • #160
                      Re: Holocaust Jokes

                      Originally posted by Cursed View Post
                      It's not our fault you don't have a sense of humor. Blame your sour-puss parents.
                      Have you ever met a liebral with a sense of humor? No matter what happens or what is said they have to find something to be offended about.

                      Not sure what the NWO rule says he has to put 2 pennies under the bed, is it for the joo fairy?
                      Drama queen

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                      • #161
                        Re: Holocaust Jokes

                        Just like the numer of joos left after WWII, the number of good joo jokes is waining.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #162
                          Re: Holocaust Jokes

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          Have you ever met a liebral with a sense of humor? No matter what happens or what is said they have to find something to be offended about.

                          Not sure what the NWO rule says he has to put 2 pennies under the bed, is it for the joo fairy?
                          For the Ex-Prostitute, I am saying what I left her.

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                          • #163
                            Re: Holocaust Jokes

                            Originally posted by TheNewWorldOrder View Post
                            For the Ex-Prostitute, I am saying what I left her.
                            Ah yes, there's that liebral "tolerance" again. Nobody can ever be forgiven for something they did in their past. No wonder you hate Jesus so much, how dare he forgive people when you can't.

                            Must be fun to be so perfect as to never have made a mistake in your entire life.
                            Drama queen

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                            • #164
                              Re: Holocaust Jokes

                              Originally posted by TheNewWorldOrder View Post
                              For the Ex-Prostitute, I am saying what I left her.
                              If that's a holocaust joke, it's a piss-poor one.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • #165
                                Re: Holocaust Jokes

                                Why did so many jews die of starvation in the work camps?

                                Because they were too cheap to dig into their bag of jew gold and buy a bagel!
                                The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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