X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 845
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 466 516 556 561 562 563 564 565 566 567 568 569 570 571 576 616 666 845 template Next
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29445
    #8476
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    See my signature
    Invisible Ink
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

      Comment

      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063
        #8477
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Invisible Ink
        Microfiche
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

          Comment

          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #8478
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
            Microfiche
            Chink cocktails

            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

              Comment

              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076
                #8479
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Chink cocktails
                Singapore Slings.

                  Comment

                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                     
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 9063
                    #8480
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Singapore Slings.
                    Cockney's crutch.
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                      Comment

                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996
                        #8481
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                        Cockney's crotch.
                        Syphilitic British whores
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

                          Comment

                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049
                            #8482
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Syphilitic British whores
                            Worcestershire Rape and Sexual Abuse Support Centre

                            WARNING:
                            In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

                              Comment

                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29445
                                #8483
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                Worcestershire Rape and Sexual Abuse Support Centre

                                Comedy Club
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                                  Comment

                                  • Brother Enoch
                                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2008
                                    • 4392
                                    #8484
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                    Comedy Club
                                    Democratic National Committee.

                                      Comment

                                      • Titus Templeton
                                        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                        Jesus macht frei
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Aug 2010
                                        • 5912
                                        #8485
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                        Democratic National Committee.
                                        nazi party
                                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                        -Holocaust Jokes
                                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

                                          Comment

                                          • Brother Enoch
                                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2008
                                            • 4392
                                            #8486
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                            nazi party
                                            War Criminals

                                              Comment

                                              • Roberta
                                                Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jan 2008
                                                • 1817
                                                #8487
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                                nazi party
                                                Gott mit uns!
                                                Come climb my mountains.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Feb 2011
                                                    • 4836
                                                    #8488
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                                                    Gott mit uns!
                                                    Belt buckle
                                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                                    sigpic

                                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • May 2008
                                                        • 13996
                                                        #8489
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                        Belt buckle
                                                        Ann Romney demanding we "unzip" Mittens to prove "he's not stiff".

                                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Redeemed Papist
                                                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jul 2011
                                                            • 10409
                                                            #8490
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                            Ann Romney demanding we "unzip" Mittens to prove "he's not stiff".

                                                            Pagan fertility rite
                                                            sigpic
                                                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                                            The truth about volcanos
                                                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                                                              Comment

                                                              Previous 1 466 516 556 561 562 563 564 565 566 567 568 569 570 571 576 616 666 845 template Next
                                                              Working...