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  • JustGotSaved
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 519

    #5566
    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    God's Righteous Hatred
    Rolling thunder
    Posted via Mobile Device
    Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #5567
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
      Rolling thunder
      Posted via Mobile Device
      cleansing tsunami
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #5568
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        cleansing tsunami

        Godly colonic enema
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5569
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Daily pre-Rapture Preparations
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #5570
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Daily pre-Rapture Preparations
            Lye soap and stiff bristled brush scrubbing
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #5571
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Lye soap and stiff bristled brush scrubbing
              Monthly post-menstrual reparations
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #5572
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                Monthly post-menstrual reparations
                Seven days of peace and quiet
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22369

                  #5573
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Seven days of peace and quiet
                  A nice hunting party
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #5574
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    A nice hunting party
                    chopping down virgin forest for exercise
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #5575
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                      chopping down virgin forest for exercise
                      Vermeer Wood Chippers (terrifc household items-very easy to clean with bleach to remove any and all organic trace residue)
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • George Roland
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 18

                        #5576
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Vermeer Wood Chippers (terrifc household items-very easy to clean with bleach to remove any and all organic trace residue)
                        Holy paper to print the Bible on

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14079

                          #5577
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by George Roland View Post
                          Holy paper to print the Bible on

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22369

                            #5578
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            Anal rape
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Kristin Marlow
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2011
                              • 74

                              #5579
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Anal rape
                              Gross.
                              Matthew 9:12-13
                              (12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
                              (13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

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                              • Redeemed Papist
                                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 10409

                                #5580
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Kristin Marlow View Post
                                Gross.
                                misconduct
                                sigpic
                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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