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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #7201
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
    Onan did not suc-seed in fertilizing Tamar

    My word is "slut"
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    Whore4Satan

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #7202
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        Whore4Satan
        Zsa-zsa Gabor!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457
            #7203
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Zsa-zsa Gabor!
            Elizabeth Taylor
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050
                #7204
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Elizabeth Taylor
                rotund
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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449
                    #7205
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Elizabeth Taylor
                    Converted Joos!
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050
                        #7206
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        Converted Joos!


                        Jewish convertible
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                          • Thomas Dalton
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2011
                            • 296
                            #7207
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            rotund
                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            Converted Joos!
                            Divine inspired cardiac arrests! (Isaiah 6:10: Make the heart of this people fat, and make their ears heavy, and shut their eyes; lest they see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and understand with their heart, and convert, and be healed.)
                            John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                              • Thomas Dalton
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Nov 2011
                                • 296
                                #7208
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                My apologies, Faith_Machine, I hadn't seen you already posted a new one!
                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                Jewish convertible


                                Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                                Divine inspired cardiac arrests!
                                The holocaust.
                                John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                                  • Cranky Old Man
                                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                    You kids get off his lawn!
                                     
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 22380
                                    #7209
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                                    The holocaust.
                                    A myth.
                                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                      • Bobby-Joe
                                        Landover Security Superviser
                                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 18405
                                        #7210
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                        A myth.
                                        Compassionate atheist.

                                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                          • Wide-Open
                                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Nov 2007
                                            • 18449
                                            #7211
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                            Compassionate atheist.
                                            Atheists who are TRULY convinced God doesn't exist! (also - see myth)
                                            Psalm 81:10:
                                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                              • JustGotSaved
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Aug 2009
                                                • 519
                                                #7212
                                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                                Atheists who are TRULY convinced God doesn't exist! (also - see myth)
                                                Stupid ignorant fools, praise Jesus!
                                                Posted via Mobile Device
                                                Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #7213
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                                                    Stupid ignorant fools, praise Jesus!
                                                    Posted via Mobile Device
                                                    Yes they do!
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Faith_Machine
                                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 10050
                                                        #7214
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        Yes they do!
                                                        "Yes, we can!"




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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78556
                                                            #7215
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                            "Yes, we can!"


                                                            Oh no he didn't!
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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