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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836
    #9676
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    How sweet the sound.
    Exodus 29:18 And thou shalt burn the whole ram upon the altar: it is a burnt offering unto the LORD: it is a sweet savour, an offering made by fire unto the LORD.

    Burning flesh
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

    sigpic

    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • LBC loving Dutchmen
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2011
        • 216
        #9677
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
        Exodus 29:18 And thou shalt burn the whole ram upon the altar: it is a burnt offering unto the LORD: it is a sweet savour, an offering made by fire unto the LORD.

        Burning flesh
        Catlics in hell
        II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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          • Titus Templeton
            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
            Jesus macht frei
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2010
            • 5912
            #9678
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
            Catlics in hell
            Mary's burning soup
            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
            -Holocaust Jokes
            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • LaQrundrellia
                Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                Forum Member
                • Jul 2012
                • 214
                #9679
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                Mary's burning soup
                Cambell's...Andy Warhol
                http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29443
                    #9680
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
                    Cambell's...Andy Warhol
                    Front seat on the Hell Train - Whoo-Hoo!
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • LaQrundrellia
                        Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 214
                        #9681
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Front seat on the Hell Train - Whoo-Hoo!
                        Highway to hell.
                        http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22354
                            #9682
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
                            Highway to hell.
                            The Democratic convention.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Bjorn Jensen
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2012
                                • 2355
                                #9683
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                The Democratic convention.
                                Rob Halford

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                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                    Forum Member
                                    • May 2008
                                    • 13996
                                    #9684
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                                    Rob Halford
                                    Leather queen
                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                         
                                        • Sep 2011
                                        • 23775
                                        #9685
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                        Leather queen
                                        ObamaMama Drag Queens

                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #9686
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                            Leather queen
                                            Wonderful furniture

                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Titus Templeton
                                                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                                Jesus macht frei
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Aug 2010
                                                • 5912
                                                #9687
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                Wonderful furniture
                                                . -..- --- -.. ..- ... ...-- .---- ---... --... - .... . - .- -... . .-. -. .- -.-. .-.. . --- ..-. - .... . -.-. --- -. --. .-. . --. .- - .. --- -. --..-- .- -. -.. - .... . .- .-. -.- --- ..-. - .... . - . ... - .. -- --- -. -.-- --..-- .- -. -.. - .... . -- . .-. -.-. -.-- ... . .- - - .... .- - .. ... - .... . .-. . ..- .--. --- -. --..-- .- -. -.. .- .-.. .-.. - .... . ..-. ..- .-. -. .. - ..- .-. . --- ..-. - .... . - .- -... . .-. -. .- -.-. .-.. . --..--
                                                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                                -Holocaust Jokes
                                                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                                  • Zechariah Smyth
                                                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Feb 2011
                                                    • 15251
                                                    #9688
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Wonderful furniture
                                                    . -..- --- -.. ..- ... ...-- .---- ---... --... - .... . - .- -... . .-. -. .- -.-. .-.. . --- ..-. - .... . -.-. --- -. --. .-. . --. .- - .. --- -. --..-- .- -. -.. - .... . .- .-. -.- --- ..-. - .... . - . ... - .. -- --- -. -.-- --..-- .- -. -.. - .... . -- . .-. -.-. -.-- ... . .- - - .... .- - .. ... - .... . .-. . ..- .--. --- -. --..-- .- -. -.. .- .-.. .-.. - .... . ..-. ..- .-. -. .. - ..- .-. . --- ..-. - .... . - .- -... . .-. -. .- -.-. .-.. . --..--
                                                    dot-heads
                                                    sigpic

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                                                      • James Hutchins
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                         
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 29443
                                                        #9689
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                                        dot-heads
                                                        All named 'Tom'
                                                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • May 2008
                                                            • 13996
                                                            #9690
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                            All named 'Tom'
                                                            Uncle Tom and Auntie LaQrundrellia

                                                            And EXODUS 31:7, just because.
                                                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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