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  • Sammy The Penitent
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2012
    • 289

    #11311
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association.

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    F bomb
    N bomb
    2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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    • Titus Templeton
      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
      Jesus macht frei
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 5912

      #11312
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association.

      Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
      N bomb

      Negro Bomb
      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
      -Holocaust Jokes
      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12981

        #11313
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association.

        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
        Negro Bomb
        Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Sammy The Penitent
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2012
          • 289

          #11314
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association.

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
          Oldie but goodie
          2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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          • Alexandria Puckett
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2013
            • 256

            #11315
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association.

            Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
            Oldie but goodie
            PRAYER! <3 <3
            But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #11316
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association.

              Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
              PRAYER! <3 <3
              Messages to God that He already knew were coming.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Pim Pendergast
                PHD - Theophysicist
                Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2012
                • 3103

                #11317
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Messages to God that He already knew were coming.
                Predestination.
                sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                • Master Gordon
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 376

                  #11318
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  hellfire
                  sigpic
                  Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                  so a fool returneth to his folly

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #11319
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Master Gordon View Post
                    hellfire
                    Godly Napalm
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Pim Pendergast
                      PHD - Theophysicist
                      Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2012
                      • 3103

                      #11320
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Godly Napalm
                      Vietnam.
                      sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                      Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                      • Paragon of virtue
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2013
                        • 547

                        #11321
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
                        Vietnam.
                        Charlie don't surf

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #11322
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                          Charlie don't surf
                          Lazy chinks
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Sammy The Penitent
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2012
                            • 289

                            #11323
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Lazy chinks
                            boarded up laundromats
                            2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

                            Comment

                            • Titus Templeton
                              Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                              Jesus macht frei
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 5912

                              #11324
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
                              boarded up laundromats
                              Tom Hanks
                              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                              -Holocaust Jokes
                              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

                              Comment

                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453

                                #11325
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                Tom Hanks
                                Crossdresser
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                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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