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  • #256
    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    Did I say you where hippies? No I didn't, don't even ask me that if you know the answer already.

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    • #257
      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      Originally posted by ShanM1796 View Post
      @Holly Graham

      blah blah...I'm a homosexual and like butt sex



      You're so cute.

      Now I get it.

      You enjoy taking it up the backside for money. Go away Homer.

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      • #258
        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        Originally posted by ShanM1796 View Post
        @SeekingEnlightment

        You have no case to rest. I rest my case!

        You aren't correcting us you are just creating more problems for the world with 'your ways'. We won't burn in hell fire that needs to exist to be done. I haven't come here to mock and criticise anyone, I am just simply trying to get people to see an issue from my point of view, Simple.
        I have already rebuked you, friend. But as you are my friend - my brother, even - I will forgive you if you repent.

        Luke 17:3 Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him.
        But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

        The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
        Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
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        • #259
          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

          White people go to hell then too....
          Sins of a father you are the modern egyptans you slaved my people and you portended that it was Gods will that we will be slaved and murdered while God is loving us all no Mather what color we have no Mather which hand we use to write. god is love and he will not send anyone to hell who loves him and uses is left hand to write. You know who was right handed too ? satan, hitler, genghis khan, the guys from 9/11. It's proofen so if I go to hell y'all go with me.
          But I love you guys no Mather what you know why ? Because God loves you too and I should forgive everyone for speaking lies into the ears of our children.
          Shame on you people who judge there's only One who can judge our father GOD!!!

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          • #260
            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            Originally posted by DIOSesAmor View Post
            White people go to hell then too....
            Duh! Almost everyone will go to Hell! (Matthew 7:13-14)
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #261
              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              Originally posted by ShanM1796 View Post
              I couldn't care less if you don't want me here, I'm staying.
              No, you're not.
              I Jesus!

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              • #262
                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by DIOSesAmor View Post
                White people go to hell then too....
                Sins of a father you are the modern egyptans you slaved my people and you portended that it was Gods will that we will be slaved and murdered while God is loving us all no Mather what color we have no Mather which hand we use to write. god is love and he will not send anyone to hell who loves him and uses is left hand to write. You know who was right handed too ? satan, hitler, genghis khan, the guys from 9/11. It's proofen so if I go to hell y'all go with me.
                But I love you guys no Mather what you know why ? Because God loves you too and I should forgive everyone for speaking lies into the ears of our children.
                Shame on you people who judge there's only One who can judge our father GOD!!!
                Welcome friend, tell me, why all the racist hate? Can't we all just get along like God tells us in the Holy Bible?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #263
                  Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  Originally posted by DIOSesAmor View Post
                  White people go to hell then too....
                  Sins of a father you are the modern egyptans you slaved my people and you portended that it was Gods will that we will be slaved and murdered while God is loving us all no Mather what color we have no Mather which hand we use to write. god is love and he will not send anyone to hell who loves him and uses is left hand to write. You know who was right handed too ? satan, hitler, genghis khan, the guys from 9/11. It's proofen so if I go to hell y'all go with me.
                  But I love you guys no Mather what you know why ? Because God loves you too and I should forgive everyone for speaking lies into the ears of our children.
                  Shame on you people who judge there's only One who can judge our father GOD!!!
                  Please, less babbling and more Scripture!

                  Read it and cite it!!
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                   Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • #264
                    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Welcome friend, tell me, why all the racist hate? Can't we all just get along like God tells us in the Holy Bible?
                    So why all the hate with left handed people

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                    • #265
                      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                      Originally posted by DIOSesAmor View Post
                      So why all the hate with left handed people
                      Did you even bother to read the first post of this thread?
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • #266
                        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Originally posted by DIOSesAmor View Post
                        So why all the hate with left handed people
                        Friend, I do not hate left handed people. I know several, they all have my pity though if they refuse to change, the fate of burning in Hell is a choice THEY made.
                        Should I rush to the aid of a homersexualer that festers with the AIDS? Was it is their CHOICE to die a slow and agonizing death?
                        All I can do as a True Christian(tm) is point out the fallacies and hope that somone 'gets it' and it changes their life.
                        The Bible tells us left handed people are bad. If that bothers you, talk to Jesus, see if He will listen to you.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #267
                          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          Originally posted by DIOSesAmor View Post
                          So why all the hate with left handed people
                          Friend, you'll find no hate here. On God's favorite forum, you'll find naught but that which glorifies the Sweet Baby Jesus! We proclaim from the rooftops how the right hand of the Lord has adorned his spotless bride, the True Christian™ Church, with many wondrous gifts, not the least of which is the supreme ministry of defending the arsenal of Christian Truth©. The Scriptures themselves attest to the preeminence of the right hand and the depravity of the left. Thus the right hand confers blessing and signifies strength, while the left hand is treacherous and deadly (Genesis 48:13-20; Exodus 15:6; Ezekiel 21:22; Revelation 1:16-17; Judges 3:15, 20:16; 2 Samuel 20:9-10). A place at one's right hand is the seat of honor and dignity (1 Kings 2:19; Psalms 45:9, 110:1). Who are we to keep quiet the Good News of the LORD?

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #268
                            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            Originally posted by Flowcolombiano View Post
                            So why all the hate with left handed people
                            Show us where, specifically, you have seen any display of hatred towards left-handed people in this topic and I will give you a prize.

                            Spoiler: the prize will be a leather-bound KJV Bible! Yay!!
                            But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

                            The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
                            Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
                            "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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                            • #269
                              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              IM LEFTY AND PROUD OF IT MOTHER***********!
                              Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 05-10-2013, 04:08 AM. Reason: Edited for profanity

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                              • #270
                                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                Originally posted by AmuLesbian View Post
                                IM LEFTY AND PROUD OF IT ******!!!
                                There's no need to be rude, friend. Do you not think that we know the word you're hinting at?

                                Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.
                                But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

                                The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
                                Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
                                "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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