[Basilissa]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

OMG GUYS I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING ATHEISTS MADE YOUR COMPUTER QUICKLY BURN IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Huh?

Sweetie, I'm pretty sure that Chinese slaves happy workers made my computer, and some Christian CEO got paid for it, so it's all good.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

OMG GUYS I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING ATHEISTS MADE YOUR COMPUTER QUICKLY BURN IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Please put a little more thought into your posts, and use supporting Scripture.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

OMG GUYS I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING ATHEISTS MADE YOUR COMPUTER QUICKLY BURN IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I believe that the Holy Bible gives evidence that God approves of computers.

Ex:38:21: This is the sum of the tabernacle, even of the tabernacle of testimony, as it was counted, according to the commandment of Moses, for the service of the Levites, by the hand of Ithamar, son to Aaron the priest.

This is summing – adding things up to get a True / False answer.


Now look at this:

Le:25:29: And if a man sell a dwelling house in a walled city, then he may redeem it within a whole year after it is sold; within a full year may he redeem it.
Le:25:30: And if it be not redeemed within the space of a full year, then the house that is in the walled city shall be established for ever to him that bought it throughout his generations: it shall not go out in the jubile.
Le:25:31: But the houses of the villages which have no wall round about them shall be counted as the fields of the country: they may be redeemed, and they shall go out in the jubile.

And here we see conditional summing - =IF(Houses<Walls,SUM(H:H’), TRUE,IF(WALL=0, JUBILE),IF(HOUSE=CITY, TRUE),JUBILE))



I do not think there is a clearer example of the hint from God that Computers would be Godly.

Nice try, godmocker.

[manint71]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I'm not going to offend anyone here, but I'm just trying to stand up for the developers of my favorite game: I made a video response to this post that can be found here: I hate Jesus [WARNING FOR HORRIBLE ENGLISH]

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I'm not going to offend anyone here, but I'm just trying to stand up for the developers of my favorite game: I made a video response to this post that can be found here: I hate Jesus [WARNING FOR HORRIBLE ENGLISH]

You're American is actually very good.

YIC

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I'm not going to offend anyone here, but I'm just trying to stand up for the developers of my favorite game: I made a video response to this post that can be found here: I hate Jesus [WARNING FOR HORRIBLE ENGLISH]

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[manint71]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

You're American is actually very good.

YIC

Not sure if sarcasm or if you're actually serious...

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Not sure if sarcasm or if you're actually serious...

Despite your hatred for Jesus it is obvious that you are an educated young youth. Please don't throw away that potential by rejecting Jesus.

YIC

[manint71]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Despite your hatred for Jesus it is obvious that you are an educated young youth. Please don't throw away that potential by rejecting Jesus.

YIC

I don't hate Jesus, I think he existed but was not holy in any way, just a regular nice guy. I don't believe in God tho...

[Didymus Much]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I don't hate Jesus, I think he existed but was not holy in any way, just a regular nice guy. I don't believe in God tho...

And this entire forum only exists to educate people about what the Bible says about Jesus and God and eternal hellfire for those who don't believe something written down in scattered bits around the Middle East thousands of years ago by people who hadn't yet figured out how to make iron (even though their neighbours had), not for pointless musings about the specific shade of one's belly button lint on a Thursday morning.

The program, are you with it?

[yeahidon'tcare]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Not sure if troll or too close-minded to actually look at the details to understand something better...

Seriously? "Get behind me doctor" is a gay term? How about a command to keep your healer safe from the 3 snipers in the 30 feet ahead.

Then again, I'm just an outsider throwing bananas at you "saviour parents".

[ExTankCrewman]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Those are phrases that are said as ways to keep the medic safe from dying. The game's creators are Christians themselves.

I'll talk in a clear way for you.

"Phrases that are said to keep the medic safe": Okay, so I have served in the military so I actually have experience, unlike you. No one and I am completely honest, that no one in the military shouts "Get behind me!" They say "Get back." or "Take Cover!".
The game's creator are Christians? I'm guessing the same Christians who think the Pope is the word of God? Only people who fell to the Catlicks' (Catholic, in case you do not know.) traps claim themselves as True Christians if they listen to the Pope, not Our Lord himself.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I'm not going to offend anyone here, but I'm just trying to stand up for the developers of my favorite game: I made a video response to this post that can be found here: I hate Jesus [WARNING FOR HORRIBLE ENGLISH]

Well, friend, i can only speak for myself, but I tried playing TF2 a few times, and I kept dying within the first minute or so. Now does that seem fair to you? And some homo used in-game messaging to tell me he would look out for me if I agreed to be his "special" friend.

That's an awful lot of pressure to put on a guy.

[samuelbrashears]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I would like to start out by saying that originally, I thought this thread was a troll thread. That's how ridiculous you sound. I am a complete christian, and believe in God and worship him on a daily basis. I play TF2 regularly and have put enough play in to understand basically every feature of the game. I am younger than your son, and I am NEVER in fights. The game is very fun, contains cartoon violence, some explicit, although not very bad, language, and possible offensive language, usually said by the soldier (i.e. SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY!). As for your statement on homosexuality, I don't even know where to start with you. "I love this doctor!" Aren't christians supposed to love everyone, with this clearly not even coming close to displaying any level of the most mild form of homosexuality. "Get behind me doctor!" This is purely and indication of common gameplay strategy of shielding the medic from hurt, as the medic is vulnerable. The game does have people on the mic or chat that will say well, anything, but if your son has not heard these "bad things" then he is not ready to experience what the world he lives in. At a very young age, I was introduced willingly by my parents to rated-R movies, such as terminator or R.E.D.. They told me not to say the things I heard, and to not behave like the characters did. AND I DIDNT. The game is not violent, offensive, or anti-christian. I am 13 years-old, and those of you who have not heard a bad word themselves may post the first angry reply (John 8:7. Look it up). The game is a cartoon competition between teams with comic violence. Give me a break.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

tl:dr

Have you read the whole thread? You should read the whole thread. I'm sure your childish "concerns" have been answered numerous times.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth