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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23765

    #901
    Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

    Originally posted by satinistftw View Post
    well if you dont mind me saying, i seem to be getting quite a bit of attention i may not be annoying you people, but hey who doesnt like attention right? i mean jesus got crucified just for some attention
    No, Jesus got crucified to pay the debt you owe God for your sins! Even these sins right here, right now! If you would only believe in the story of his life, temporary death, resurrection and eternal life, you too can enjoy singing His Praises For Ever And Ever after you die!!!

    (Romans 10:9)
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • satinistftw
      Unsaved trash, admirer of fine fabric
      • Jul 2012
      • 11

      #902
      Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

      i laughed so much when i saw the vote for ron jeremy banner thing, i mean yeah lets vote for a porn star and put it on a full on christian site xD


      and because its just stories, like the boogy man, its bullshit, and everyone knows it but you guys, i mean lets face it, its not that you want god, its that ur scared of death, and want assurance of a nice plce later, if god said worship me, but never said anything about heaven or hell, everyone would tell him to go piffle himself, jesus too the attention seeking bastard
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14076

        #903
        Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

        Originally posted by satinistftw View Post
        ...jesus too the attention seeking bastard
        Originally posted by satinistftw View Post
        ...i seem to be getting quite a bit of attention ...hey who doesnt like attention right?...
        Quite the hypocrite, aren't you?

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23765

          #904
          Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

          Originally posted by satinistftw View Post
          i laughed so much when i saw the vote for ron jeremy banner thing, i mean yeah lets vote for a porn star and put it on a full on christian site xD


          and because its just stories, like the boogy man, its bullshit, and everyone knows it but you guys, i mean lets face it, its not that you want god, its that ur scared of death, and want assurance of a nice plce later, if god said worship me, but never said anything about heaven or hell, everyone would tell him to go piffle himself, jesus too the attention seeking bastard
          I'm not scared of death! Death is but a rebirth to eternity where I can praise my LORD for all times!

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • satinistftw
            Unsaved trash, admirer of fine fabric
            • Jul 2012
            • 11

            #905
            Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Quite the hypocrite, aren't you?
            who ever said im not a hypocrite? by the way, they way you put them two together makes it seem like im like jesus, and to the whole, praising your lord for all eternety, you do that, im going to enjoy hell, nice and warm, with video games, alcohol, and fun =D imagine playing call of duty with osama bin laden and hitler, that would be so cool!

            i may be a hypocrite, but you people are alot worse than me read ur oh so precious bible more carefully its an absolute peice of shit
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • Alphonse Alban
              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
               
              • Feb 2011
              • 5724

              #906
              Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

              Originally posted by satinistftw View Post
              im going to enjoy hell, nice and warm,
              Unfortunately you won't enjoy it. I'm sure you try act all cool and internet tough guy, but you won't like the torture you will be submited to.

              Revelation 14:10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:

              Why are you so annoyed about the bible anyway? It does not make much sense that you came to Christian forum, when you get so worked up about it. You really need to get rid of that anger and start enjoyin life. Accept Jesus as your personal Saviour and you won't only have a wonderful life, but even more wonderful afterlife as well.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #907
                Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                Originally posted by satinistftw View Post
                ...read ur oh so precious bible more carefully its an absolute peice of shit
                It's not my Bible, satin worshipper (I'm atheist, check the little "awards" the mods have given me).

                You really should read the Bible (it's shorter than Harry Potter, and I'd bet you've read that), then you'd actually have (at least half) a clue when you try discussing it with others.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78551

                  #908
                  Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                  Originally posted by satinistftw View Post
                  who ever said im not a hypocrite? by the way, they way you put them two together makes it seem like im like jesus, and to the whole, praising your lord for all eternety, you do that, im going to enjoy hell, nice and warm, with video games, alcohol, and fun =D imagine playing call of duty with osama bin laden and hitler, that would be so cool!

                  i may be a hypocrite, but you people are alot worse than me read ur oh so precious bible more carefully its an absolute peice of shit
                  Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                  Also, I'm interested in why you love satin so much. I prefer Egyptian cotton myself.

                  And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #909
                    Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                    Originally posted by satinist,Foolish,Tiresome Wanker View Post
                    i feel you should know... your post makes absolutely no sense, in the terms of what i wrote, nor anyone else... please carry on though, im dying to know what you really meant...
                    Dear Foolish, Tiresome Wanker:

                    He asked if you worship shiny silky fabrics because you have called yourself "satinist".

                    Satin is a fabric.

                    Satan is the guy you claim to worship.

                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • godisded
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jul 2012
                      • 13

                      #910
                      Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                      That screenshot is diablo.
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • catholic user
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 3

                        #911
                        Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                        Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                        Brethren and Sistren,

                        Recently, my little sister called me up and asked my advice on a problem she's been having. I know she's always looked up to me, considered me to be an excellent role-model and values my advice, so I was happy to provide it. Anyways, apparently her boyfriend has been spending too much time playing something she said he called a "Diablo-clone". I told her she should smash the game cartridge and tell her boyfriend that they both need to accept Jesus and start living like True Christians™. She then sighed and got off the phone, presumably to take my advice. Anyways, I decided to research this video game further, and I can't begin to tell you how horrible it actually was!

                        Apparently Blizzard, makers of such filthy games like World of Warcraft, Starcraft II and Oblivion, have a horrible series of games glorifying Satan called "Diablo". Apparently there are two sequels, or "clones" as gamers call them, of this game, the most recent having been released in 2009. How this horrifying game managed to get released without widespread calls for it's banning is beyond me!

                        Here is just a short list of the horrible things this game includes...

                        • Upon starting the game up, the player is asked to "role-play" as one of three characters: the Destroyer, a tatooed meathead obviously inspired by a member of the BDSM-sodomite community known as a "power top bear"; the Vanquisher, a scantily-clad harlot who gains "levels" by soliciting people for s*x and fornicating with them; and, worst of all, the Scientist, a demon-summoning wizard who builds sex-robots and espouses Darwinian propaganda!
                        • After choosing to role-play as one of these three characters, the player is then required to choose an "animal partner", which in the context of this game is probably either used as a sacrificial offering to demons or for the player to partake in simulated bestiality with.
                        • All of the characters are required to use witchcraft and sorcery by purchasing "spells" from some sinister cabal. The player is also NOT allowed to use prayer or faith in the Lord to overcome obstacles!
                        • The player is constantly encouraged to murder people, steal their possessions, and then sell them or pay a wizard to "enchant" them to become stronger, implying that a life of thievery, murder and Satanism is a valid career option.
                        • The game is infinitely long! It never ends! It's a calculated attempt by Blizzard into forcing people into Diablo-addiction and a life-time of servitude to Satan!
                        • The game includes detailed instructions for your character to consult with spirits and summon skeletons. This, of course, is specifically forbidden by Deuteronomy 18:10-12!
                        • The main plot of the game is to sabotage a mine. What kind of person would want to sabotage a capitalist operation like that? A free-thinking anarchist!
                        • Finally, the game encourages repetitive mouse-clicking and movement, which can lead young women into a repetitive stimulation of her lady-bits. Blizzards Entertainment wants to train young ladies to m*sturbate!
                        As Christians, we know that whatever a person does, it should be done for the glory of God.

                        "Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God." 1 Corinthians 10:31

                        Does playing a game which promotes bestiality, Satan-worship, prostitution and science sound like something that can possibly be used to glorify God? Of course not!! That's why we True Christians™ need to unite and make sure that Diablo 3 gets BANNED and these game programmers can't make any more children into servants of Satan!

                        I've included a screenshot of the game (which I've carefully censored ) so we can all see what we're dealing with here. Let's get this game cartridge off the shelves of stores EVERYWHERE!
                        I've played it, first off, not a cartridge.Second, if you would paly it you would know the refrence picture is someone who modded the game to have nudity, there is actually none. Also, if you played you would know that it is about mankind dealing with an appocalypse with the angel of justice. In the end man and angelic union come together to unite against the darkness. BUT IT IS SOOO TERRIBLE. Beastiality?no, there are no refrences to sex unless you are online with another person who is talking about it.There are no sex scenes unless you have a child who would download a mod, from another human being outside of the blizzard studio itself, in which case it would be like going to a coffee shop and hearing the same thing. Also Blizzard studios didn't release oblivion, that is Betheseda studios.

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                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 10409

                          #912
                          Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                          Originally posted by catholic user View Post
                          I've played it, first off, not a cartridge.Second, if you would paly it you would know the refrence picture is someone who modded the game to have nudity, there is actually none. Also, if you played you would know that it is about mankind dealing with an appocalypse with the angel of justice. In the end man and angelic union come together to unite against the darkness. BUT IT IS SOOO TERRIBLE. Beastiality?no, there are no refrences to sex unless you are online with another person who is talking about it.There are no sex scenes unless you have a child who would download a mod, from another human being outside of the blizzard studio itself, in which case it would be like going to a coffee shop and hearing the same thing. Also Blizzard studios didn't release oblivion, that is Betheseda studios.
                          Catholics aren't Christian.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #913
                            Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                            Originally posted by catholic user View Post
                            I've played it, first off, not a cartridge.Second, if you would paly it you would know the refrence picture is someone who modded the game to have nudity, there is actually none. Also, if you played you would know that it is about mankind dealing with an appocalypse with the angel of justice. In the end man and angelic union come together to unite against the darkness. BUT IT IS SOOO TERRIBLE. Beastiality?no, there are no refrences to sex unless you are online with another person who is talking about it.There are no sex scenes unless you have a child who would download a mod, from another human being outside of the blizzard studio itself, in which case it would be like going to a coffee shop and hearing the same thing. Also Blizzard studios didn't release oblivion, that is Betheseda studios.
                            Your defense of Diablo is telling in what you don't discuss
                            • One of the character's espouses evolutionary doctrine
                            • The game's message that sorcery works, prayer doesn't
                            • The character are encourage to murder and steal to advance themselves.
                            • The characters participating in the sin of necromancy.
                            • The games anti capitalism message

                            Care to address these points?

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                            • esham555
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Aug 2012
                              • 3

                              #914
                              Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                              After read this site for hours, i was a christian but seeing all the ignorant things i read. I think Satanism is the way to go. You people will go through alot to judge people and entertainment. The bible said don't judge and thats all this site have done. First off Diablo game is just enterainment nothing more nothing less. Get your head out of the bible and live a little. There is more to life then just the bible. Lets not forget that the Christian killed more people in the past then anybody. The Christian did the devils work for him. Do your history about you so called Christian. It's your Priest that are molesting kids. Your didn't you watch the news in the past. Satanism has a new name and the name is Christian.

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                              • Zechariah Smyth
                                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 15251

                                #915
                                Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                                Baptists don't have priests, dummy.

                                Yours in Christ,

                                Z. Smyth
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