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  • Shabby Joshua
    Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
    • Dec 2012
    • 26

    #31
    Re: Christians ruin perfectly good pirate movies.

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Two points friend;

    1. Anyone who doesn't want to censor anything not in The Bible is hellbound scum and NOT a Christian.
    in your opinion. sadly, real life doesn't work like that so get in touch with reality and stop trying to censor things that everyone else except you likes. if you don't like it, you don't have to see/do it.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #32
      Re: Christians ruin perfectly good pirate movies.

      Originally posted by Shabby Joshua View Post
      in your opinion. sadly, real life doesn't work like that so get in touch with reality and stop trying to censor things that everyone else except you likes. if you don't like it, you don't have to see/do it.
      So we just walk on by and let people march into Hell in their ignorance? You might be able to do that, but we aren't like you.

      What kind of monster are you to just sit back and let people burn for all eternity because you don't care?

      The only person not in touch with reality is you, friend.
      John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

      What's it to you what we teach to our children, anyway?
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #33
        Re: Christians ruin perfectly good pirate movies.

        Originally posted by Shabby Joshua View Post
        in your opinion. sadly, real life doesn't work like that so get in touch with reality and stop trying to censor things that everyone else except you likes. if you don't like it, you don't have to see/do it.
        So can we take it you would NOT want to censor child pornography, too?

        Or what about gays plying their filthy trade in public restrooms and then posting on the internets?

        Don't you realise the decline of morality in this country is down to CHRISTIANS being censored by the left wing liberal intelligencia elite? They would stop at nothing to turn people gay so they can better control the public.

        Decent God fearing Christians who respect purity, chastity and virginity are all that stands between society and a tired of sexual deviants like those 4Chan losers and anal rapists in the White House.



        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #34
          Re: Christians ruin perfectly good pirate movies.

          Originally posted by Shabby Joshua View Post
          in your opinion. sadly, real life doesn't work like that so get in touch with reality and stop trying to censor things that everyone else except you likes. if you don't like it, you don't have to see/do it.
          It only doesn't work because we Christians haven't tried hard enough and sinners like anal sex to much.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22882

            #35
            Re: Christians ruin perfectly good pirate movies.

            Pirates always remind me of Pastafarianism - a ridiculous religion, based upon nothing but invented stories of magical beings and promises that are only there after death - when nobody can prove it.

            Did I say, "ridiculous"? I meant, "Damn ridiculous!"
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #36
              Re: Christians ruin perfectly good pirate movies.

              Originally posted by Shabby Joshua View Post
              in your opinion. sadly, real life doesn't work like that so get in touch with reality and stop trying to censor things that everyone else except you likes. if you don't like it, you don't have to see/do it.
              Right, why should we censor things like child molestation or bestiality, after all, we just don't have to do it, right?

              I am so sick of you perverted scum showing up here to try and poison our children's minds.
              Drama queen

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              • Paragon of virtue
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2013
                • 547

                #37
                Re: Christians ruin perfectly good pirate movies.



                Cap'n Hook claims to be the world's only Christian pirate. He seems to run a pretty tight Christian ship complete with a nice song about Jesus putting the Devil in a wheelchair and on ship autopsy, but toward the end the homosexual tendencies in his crew start to flare up, and the wigger, pirate dummy, Sharkey starts singing nigra music in a display of full on mutiny. The video ends somewhat abruptly while the mutiny is in progress leading me to believe that the Cap'n and Mrs. Hook may well have been keel hauled.

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