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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #61
    Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

    Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
    I have read it ok...
    Then why are you arguing with these people, who YOU KNOW ARE TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS??

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    • thelord66
      Unsaved trash
      • Aug 2015
      • 1

      #62
      Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

      do you people realize how piffleing stupid you all are? i actually wasted like fifteen minutes making this bullshit account hoping to maybe make some kinda impact on any of you. im a recovering drug addict, love my higher power and all, but you guys are literally the epitome of what is wrong with society. you talk about god like you understand him; yet you talk like he is evil and we need to live up to his standards. guess what piffleewads; by the very virtue of something existing, it must have been part of god's "greater plan" for the entire human race- think about it, if it wasnt, why would He waste time creating it? thus, doctor who is not only a product of our god, but a symbol that we should worship. in fact, im making a new reiigion- whovianism. its a cult dedicated to burning this church down on August 28th 2019 on the fifth solar day of the last year of the time war!

      [EUPHEMISM FOR "NEGRO"] please i jus hope you all realize how idiotic your hate-mongering website actually is.
      Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 08-05-2015, 11:37 PM. Reason: negroid gutter slang is not allowed on God's favorite forum

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #63
        Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

        Originally posted by thelord66 View Post
        do you people realize how piffleing stupid you all are? i actually wasted like fifteen minutes making this bullshit account hoping to maybe make some kinda impact on any of you. im a recovering drug addict, love my higher power and all, but you guys are literally the epitome of what is wrong with society. you talk about god like you understand him; yet you talk like he is evil and we need to live up to his standards. guess what piffleewads; by the very virtue of something existing, it must have been part of god's "greater plan" for the entire human race- think about it, if it wasnt, why would He waste time creating it? thus, doctor who is not only a product of our god, but a symbol that we should worship. in fact, im making a new reiigion- whovianism. its a cult dedicated to burning this church down on August 28th 2019 on the fifth solar day of the last year of the time war!

        [EUPHEMISM FOR "NEGRO"] please i jus hope you all realize how idiotic your hate-mongering website actually is.
        You're confused, dear. We talk about God only insofar as He talks about Himself. If you're not sure, you can open up your Holy Bible and read it for yourself!
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Des
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2013
          • 2718

          #64
          Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

          Originally posted by thelord66 View Post
          blah blah blah i hate Jesus and America and everything good in the world. im a recovering drug addict blah blah blah by the very virtue of something existing, it must have been part of god's "greater plan" for the entire human race blah blah blah, im making a satan cult to sodomize children and goats blah blah blah

          Have a nice day please i jus hope you all realize how idiotic I am.

          Yes, cretin, we know that all of humanity is part of God's Glorious Plan. God plans for most of you vermin to burn in hell eternally for His and our amusement.
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #65
            Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

            Originally posted by thelord66 View Post
            ...love my higher power and all, but you guys are literally the epitome of what is wrong with society...
            Look at the Crusades, Inquisitions, ISIS, Boko Haram... and then a mirror.

            ...you talk about god like you understand him; yet you talk like he is evil and we need to live up to his standards...
            Because that's what the Bible says.

            ...guess what piffleewads; by the very virtue of something existing, it must have been part of god's "greater plan"...
            And what does the Bible say about that? Let's see:

            Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself: Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

            Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."

            ...i jus hope you all realize how Biblical your hate-mongering website actually is.
            FTFY.

            Why haven't you read the Bible yet? It would answer a lot of your questions.

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            • Mei Saeki
              Unsaved trash
              • May 2016
              • 97

              #66
              Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

              His 'daughter' was made not by sex but from his DNA. In the episode the people steal his DNA to make her, a new soldier, to help them fight.

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12949

                #67
                Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
                His 'daughter' was made not by sex but from his DNA. In the episode the people steal his DNA to make her, a new soldier, to help them fight.
                You mean, playing God. And that is supposed not to be a blasphemy how, exactly?

                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Mei Saeki
                  Unsaved trash
                  • May 2016
                  • 97

                  #68
                  Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                  They weren't playing God because they didn't make her from dirt.

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #69
                    Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                    Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
                    They weren't playing God because they didn't make her from dirt.
                    I'm glad the blessed creation of MAN (not woman) in God's image is such a laughing matter for you Hellbound people.
                    sigpic
                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Mei Saeki
                      Unsaved trash
                      • May 2016
                      • 97

                      #70
                      Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                      This world is nothing without women. God should have just let Adam be alone, he knew this would happen... I pray for your mislead soul.

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12949

                        #71
                        Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                        Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
                        This world is nothing without women. God should have just let Adam be alone, he knew this would happen...
                        In your scenario, Adam would still live happily in the Garden of Eden.

                        What's wrong with that, exactly?
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • Mei Saeki
                          Unsaved trash
                          • May 2016
                          • 97

                          #72
                          Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                          Nothing at all. Except he wasn't happy. He was sad and lonely which is why God created woman, which is why we should cherish women, not above God of course but still cherished.

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12949

                            #73
                            Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                            Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
                            Nothing at all. Except he wasn't happy. He was sad and lonely which is why God created woman, which is why we should cherish women, not above God of course but still cherished.
                            God created Eve as Adam's help meet (Genesis 2:18). That means, as someone who will cook the meal and wash the dishes quietly and efficiently. What is to cherish here?
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #74
                              Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                              Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
                              This world is nothing without women. God should have just let Adam be alone, he knew this would happen... I pray for your mislead soul.
                              Wait, what? The world is nothing without women... so God should not have made us? Made us but created a Separate But Equal Garden and not introduce us to men? Like, we should all be Amazonian Lesbian Warriors? Or something?

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Mei Saeki
                                Unsaved trash
                                • May 2016
                                • 97

                                #75
                                Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                                I have seen your comments on other posts and like all the other women you think you are nothing and should be abused by your husband so...

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