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  • AcaiCluster
    Unsaved trash, Hateful Pervert
    • Sep 2010
    • 13

    #1

    hi

    i have my own opinions. plain and simple. I have intentions of seriously introducing myself until you people act like you have common sense
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: hi

    Originally posted by AcaiCuster View Post
    i have my own opinions. plain and simple. I have intentions of seriously introducing myself until you people act like you have common sense
    We don't have "common" sense friend, we have "Jesus sense" GLORY

    So what is your favorite Bible verse to scorn and what church do your persecute?

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Shela Tansper
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2010
      • 240

      #3
      Re: hi

      Originally posted by AcaiCuster View Post
      i have my own opinions. plain and simple. I have intentions of seriously introducing myself until you people act like you have common sense
      Sorry but i can't make sense of this post, you have intentions of seriously introducing yourself until we act like we have common sense, nope can't figure that one out.
      The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

      King James Bible v1611
      A passage a day keeps satan away

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      • John Creeser
        Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
         
        • Aug 2009
        • 7248

        #4
        Re: hi

        Originally posted by AcaiCuster View Post
        i have my own opinions. plain and simple. I have intentions of seriously introducing myself until you people act like you have common sense
        I sense someone who needs to let Jesus into their heart.
        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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        • Brother Helge
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 1074

          #5
          Re: hi

          Please tell us how much you love Jesus!

          And what's your weapon of choice?
          "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
          John 8:32

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: hi

            Originally posted by AcaiCuster View Post
            i have my own opinions. plain and simple. I have intentions of seriously introducing myself until you people act like you have common sense
            Why do you hate Jesus?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Titus Templeton
              Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
              Jesus macht frei
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2010
              • 5912

              #7
              Re: hi

              We need Soldiers for Jesus and no gays.
              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
              -Holocaust Jokes
              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • Jedediah
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Fisher of Men
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2010
                • 6824

                #8
                Re: hi

                I've got a bad feeling about this one... He's got a sassy mouth on him.

                Isn't "Acai" one of those foreign fruits that fags like to eat?
                II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22374

                  #9
                  Re: hi

                  Originally posted by AcaiCuster View Post
                  i have my own opinions. plain and simple. I have intentions of seriously introducing myself until you people act like you have common sense
                  Do you have common sense?
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • SamSeekingSalvation
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 41

                    #10
                    Re: hi

                    Originally posted by AcaiCuster View Post
                    i have my own opinions. plain and simple. I have intentions of seriously introducing myself until you people act like you have common sense
                    We don't need common sense, we have God to guide us. You should accept Jesus into your heart too so God can guide you, lest you be misguided straight into a fiery lake of sulfur.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: hi

                      Originally posted by AcaiCuster View Post
                      i have my own opinions. plain and simple. I have intentions of seriously introducing myself until you people act like you have common sense
                      Not sure I understand you friend.

                      Why don't you tell us about yourself? What is your name, gender, orientation and favorite hunting rifle (shoot'n season is right around the corner).
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: hi

                        Originally posted by AcaiCuster View Post
                        i have my own opinions. plain and simple. I have intentions of seriously introducing myself until you people act like you have common sense
                        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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