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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #16
    Re: I'm here for one reason:

    Originally posted by Abigail View Post
    Dear Brother James and Sister Lycia and Sister PetitionLady, why do these heathens keep thinking this is a debate forum??? Maybe the word introduction is too long for them to read??? Should we call it the "Tell Us About Yourself" Forum instead?
    Abigail, I understand your frustration. You see we let everyone post here. Some( not many) understand that we are here to Glorify Jesus. It brings me such joy when a young lady such as yourself joins our merry band of True Christians. The sad reality of it is this, for every one of you, we get a thousand God Mockers.
    As far as your question on debating, I will say this most God Mockers are retards who do not possess the simple ability to comprehend the RULES. Take comfort in the fact that Jesus Loves you. YIC James

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    • PetitionLady
      Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 883

      #17
      Re: I'm here for one reason:

      Originally posted by Abigail View Post
      Dear Brother James and Sister Lycia and Sister PetitionLady, why do these heathens keep thinking this is a debate forum??? Maybe the word introduction is too long for them to read??? Should we call it the "Tell Us About Yourself" Forum instead?
      haaa!

      Sister, atheists are self-loathers not known for manners or intelligence. But there IS hope! They can turn their lives around and come to Jesus and follow His will. Avoid Hell. Amen.

      Teach Me is here for a reason - yet to be determined.
      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
      ~Matt. 10:33

      ~~~~~~~
      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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      • Abigail
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2011
        • 32

        #18
        Re: I'm here for one reason:

        Thank you Brother James for your kind words.
        PetitionLady - We will have to pray for Teach Me's soul although so far the end result doesn't seem good. Its a good thing God is a God of miracles!!
        But the fearful, and unbelieving,
        and the abominable, and murderers, and
        whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake
        which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Rev 21:8

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #19
          Re: I'm here for one reason:

          Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
          haaa!

          Sister, atheists are self-loathers not known for manners or intelligence. But there IS hope! They can turn their lives around and come to Jesus and follow His will. Avoid Hell. Amen.

          Teach Me is here for a reason - yet to be determined.

          He ( The God Mocker) is here for a reason, Jesus planted a seed in him long ago. The seed has sprouted, and he longs for the embrace of Jesus.
          Jesus took controll of his fingers and He typed in WWW.LandoverBaptist.net

          Praise Jesus

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          • Teach me
            Unsaved trash
            • Jan 2011
            • 51

            #20
            Re: I'm here for one reason:

            Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
            No, I don't know what you mean but I'm delighted to have repeated that story - which was sadly lost on you. shucks!

            To back up a bit, who created that beautiful sky at the park?


            Who created man?
            I was meaning that he may be a little crazy and should seek mental help. Why does there have to be a person, or being that created the sky/man? I'm saying this because you used who, as if it could ONLY be created by a being.

            Originally posted by Abigail View Post
            Dear Brother James and Sister Lycia and Sister PetitionLady, why do these heathens keep thinking this is a debate forum??? Maybe the word introduction is too long for them to read??? Should we call it the "Tell Us About Yourself" Forum instead?
            I know I didn't create much of an introduction, but any moderator is more than welcome to move this thread to a more appropriate section. There is no need for name calling, though.

            Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
            Don't think we haven't noticed that you could not answer my question. I'll ask it again:

            BILLIONS of people agree that God exists. Can you prove them wrong?
            I didn't address you because your question was irrelevant to mine.

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            Oh, OK, so you are a furry?

            No, we are animals and if you disagree, then feel free to prove me wrong.

            Actually, I will, since you challenged us: I find it quite funny that atheists can't spell the word "atheist". How's them apples?
            I misspelled one word and you seem to point it out. Congratulations, I had a simple typo. Would you like me to point out all of your grammatical errors?

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            Abigail, I understand your frustration. You see we let everyone post here. Some( not many) understand that we are here to Glorify Jesus. It brings me such joy when a young lady such as yourself joins our merry band of True Christians. The sad reality of it is this, for every one of you, we get a thousand God Mockers.
            As far as your question on debating, I will say this most God Mockers are retards who do not possess the simple ability to comprehend the RULES. Take comfort in the fact that Jesus Loves you. YIC James
            I understand you're here to glorify your Lord, so I simply asked for you to pass that onto me, by proving to me that he exists. I see no reason why you should not feel the need to debate, because if you can prove to me there is a GOD, then I will simply shut up, and convert. I think it's completely humerous that none of you have answered my question, but isntead decided to personally attack me, and not do your Christianly duties of edcuating me in the ignorance of His existence. If you really want me to post my argument I will, but I'm sure none of you will read it, or take it with an open mind. As I, however WILL take anything you say (and have said) to me with an open mind.

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            • John Creeser
              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
               
              • Aug 2009
              • 7248

              #21
              Re: I'm here for one reason:

              Originally posted by Teach me View Post
              How do you explain the existence of GOD by quoting a book? I know you will claim it's the word of GOD, but it's actually the word of man. It was interpreted by man through GOD, then over time it has been passed down, and altered by the church. Quoting a book is not going to prove to me that GOD exists.
              Relax everyone, Teach Me already believes in God, as stated above. He's just testing our faith - why he is carrying it on so long is a mystery to me though.

              OK games up Touch me, what is your favorite type of pie??
              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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              • Gabriel Reproba
                Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2479

                #22
                Re: I'm here for one reason:

                Originally posted by Teach me View Post
                I didn't address you because your question was irrelevant to mine.
                Oh, so you think that you can come in here and demand proof and not have to supply any? A central tenet of the atheist religion: "Always shift the burden of proof to those in the majority then run away when they ask you to disprove God."
                Yours In Christ,

                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                • Teach me
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                  • Jan 2011
                  • 51

                  #23
                  Re: I'm here for one reason:

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  Oh, OK, so you are a furry?



                  Actually, I will, since you challenged us: I find it quite funny that atheists can't spell the word "atheist". How's them apples?
                  Well, it took me 10 seconds to find something wrong. I'm sure you'll give me another infraction for no reason, though. You stated, "How's them apples?" the way you used How's is incorrect, but this isn't a battle of grammar. I don't care if you have the worst, or best grammar in the world. I'm here for you to prove to me of GOD's existence and all you want to is stray from this to battle me on grammar. You're going to look for anything to attack me on to prove that your reasoning is just, but once again I will simply ask for you to prove to me the existence of your GOD.

                  Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                  Relax everyone, Teach Me already believes in God, as stated above. He's just testing our faith - why he is carrying it on so long is a mystery to me though.

                  OK games up Touch me, what is your favorite type of pie??
                  No, I do not believe in GOD in the sense you're referring. I am speaking from your stand point on the Bible in the regards that GOD spoke to man to write it, and to show everyone that it is just a book written by man himself interpreted by many, many, many men over several generations, and altered by the church. I don't know why you addressed me as Touch Me, maybe you have some sort of homosexual interests that you have opressed your entire life.

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                  • John Creeser
                    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                     
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 7248

                    #24
                    Re: I'm here for one reason:

                    No, I do not believe in GOD in the sense you're referring.
                    You capitalized GOD, more proof you believe.

                    and to show everyone that it is just a book written by man himself interpreted by many, many, many men over several generations, and altered by the church
                    The exception being the KJV1611.

                    I don't know why you addressed me as Touch Me, maybe you have some sort of homosexual interests that you have opressed your entire life.
                    Surprise, surprise - like every other atheist, your brain is by default, homosexually calibrated.
                    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                    • Teach me
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                      • Jan 2011
                      • 51

                      #25
                      Re: I'm here for one reason:

                      Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                      Oh, so you think that you can come in here and demand proof and not have to supply any? A central tenet of the atheist religion: "Always shift the burden of proof to those in the majority then run away when they ask you to disprove God."
                      If you read my other post I stated that if you would allow me to state my argument, then I will gladly do so. If not, I will respect your wishes and not do so. It angers me with this communities ignorance. I'm more than half of the age of most of the members and I act more mature than them. I am an individual, so treat me like one. Yes, I may have similiar beliefs to others, but do not address me with such ignorance as to generalize. Have you and your fellow colleagues not done the exact thing you claim all atheists do? I asked a simple question, but have received one maybe two actual answers, and the rest have been attacks on my grammar (among other things.). I will ask for you to once again prove to me there is a GOD. I'm waiting here with an open mind, unlike any of you here. I've read many threads on these forums and none of you read what we "non-believers" have to say, or take it with an open mind. Yet, when you address things towards us we take them with an open mind. I've stated this before, so I will once again. I am willing to make the change to your beliefs, if you can prove to me to do so.

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                      • Teach me
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                        • Jan 2011
                        • 51

                        #26
                        Re: I'm here for one reason:

                        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                        You capitalized GOD, more proof you believe.



                        The exception being the KJV1611.



                        Surprise, surprise - like every other atheist, your brain is by default, homosexually calibrated.
                        I capitalized GOD because I was raised as a Christian, but the day I had the freedom to think for myself I quickly changed. Also, I capitalize it to show respect towards what you believe in. Although, I haven't been treated the same it does not matter to me. As for the homosexual thing, I was simply making a joke about the fact you misspelled my name.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22922

                          #27
                          Re: I'm here for one reason:

                          Originally posted by Teach me View Post
                          So based off of what you're stating, He simply exists because I cannot conceive of anything better?
                          Yes. We can only think of things whose attributes have a basis in reality.

                          Those attributes must have come from somewhere. The attributes are finite. Only something with all the attributes could have created the attributes we know. That thing must exist. God must exist.

                          If you think I’m in error, show me. Think of something and I will tell you what its attributes are and what members of God's creation possess them.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #28
                            Re: I'm here for one reason:

                            Originally posted by Teach me View Post
                            I capitalized GOD because I was raised as a Christian, but the day I had the freedom to think for myself I quickly changed. .
                            Do you remember what day it was that you were allowed to think for yourself?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • John Creeser
                              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                               
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 7248

                              #29
                              Re: I'm here for one reason:

                              Originally posted by Teach me View Post
                              I capitalized GOD because I was raised as a Christian, but the day I had the freedom to think for myself I quickly changed. Also, I capitalize it to show respect towards what you believe in. Although, I haven't been treated the same it does not matter to me. As for the homosexual thing, I was simply making a joke about the fact you misspelled my name.
                              OK Look - don't you think this has gone back and forth enough? We know God exists because it's utter silliness to believe otherwise. Seriously. You've got to take off your blindfold, and embrace the love of Jesus Christ.

                              You talk about us treating you bad. We want to save you, we don't want you to go to hell - yeah we show a little tough love, but it's nothing compared to hell; burning all day upside down with your head in urine, getting raped over and over, etc etc. Why do you want that for yourself?

                              Your constant questioning of GOD is breaking my heart because the more you do, the more I know none of us can help you, and that makes me sad.

                              Please change your mind before it's too late.
                              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                              • Teach me
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                                • Jan 2011
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                                #30
                                Re: I'm here for one reason:

                                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                Yes. We can only think of things whose attributes have a basis in reality.

                                Those attributes must have come from somewhere. The attributes are finite. Only something with all the attributes could have created the attributes we know. That thing must exist. God must exist.

                                If you think I’m in error, show me. Think of something and I will tell you what its attributes are and what members of God's creation possess them.

                                Why don't you try being more clear with what you're trying to say? From what I understand you're saying that everything we know is based upon our reality. Thus, the only logical answer could be that it was created by some super omnicient being called GOD? Based off of what you're saying everything you so valiantly fight against is attributed by GOD? I'm sure you will bring up the fact of Adam and Eve to disprove that part, but I'll also bring up something else. If GOD created Eden and all things in 6 days, then technically humans should be as old as the planet. How are there things that date back farther than humans? There are trees/mountains that date back farther than the Bible says Earth has been around. How can they exist before what you are told? Even a child in grade-school knows that you can count how old a tree is by it's rings, and a mountain by how weathered it is and such. I can go on for hours, but I'm sure you will only read the first line and think, "Atheist garbage!". This doesn't even come close to the real argument that I could place, but only a mere whiff.

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