Hi there, stranger!

[Lucy Devlin]

My name is Lucy. I found this cute little web forum through a little known site called google. It linked to some discussion about whores and whatnot, and I just thought it was adorable.
Well, ta ta for now. Hope to see you all soon!

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Hi there, stranger!

... I found this cute little web forum through a little known site called google. It linked to some discussion about whores ...

I never heard about a site called “google”; is it a True Christian site of some deprived place aimed for obsessive masturbators, liebruls, tree-huggers and similar scum?

Have you already turned pro or you’re just interested about the profession?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hi there, stranger!

A Devlin from Wisconsin - we're talking Irish papist, here aren't we?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hi there, stranger!

Good evening, Lucy.

Does your husband know you are visiting this site and trawling through the porn portal of Satan's google? Submit yourself to his discipline at once and beg his forgiveness!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hi there, stranger!

Hi Lucy. Why were you googlizing whores?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Hi Lucy. Why were you googlizing whores?

Good grief, I think I'm going to be sick.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi there, stranger!

Welcome, Lucy! How many sons have you birthed for Christ, and what is your favorite Bible verse?

[Miss Christine]

Re: Hi there, stranger!

Interesting title for a thread. Tell me Lucy, is Jesus a "stranger" to you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi there, stranger!

That was a horrible introduction. Are you a retarded or just a girl?

What church does your father take you to? How old are you? Tell us about yourself.

[Lucy Devlin]

Re: Hi there, stranger!

A Devlin from Wisconsin - we're talking Irish papist, here aren't we?

I do have a small Irish background from my dad's side of the family, but I'm not catholic.

Does your husband know you are visiting this site and trawling through the porn portal of Satan's google? Submit yourself to his discipline at once and beg his forgiveness!

I don't have a husband. And I wasn't looking up porn. (google has terrible pics anyway)

Hi Lucy. Why were you googlizing whores?

I was looking up terms and definitions.

Welcome, Lucy! How many sons have you birthed for Christ, and what is your favorite Bible verse?

No kids. No favorite verse.

Interesting title for a thread. Tell me Lucy, is Jesus a "stranger" to you?

My parents introduced us, but I've never met him personally.

That was a horrible introduction. Are you a retarded or just a girl?

What church does your father take you to? How old are you? Tell us about yourself.

Sorry for the little short post earlier, but I was in a hurry.
My parents used to take me to Northridge Baptist church, but I stopped as soon as I turned 18.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hi there, stranger!

Why are you so proud of the fact you are going to Hell? A bit more time on your knees begging Jesus to enter you might be a start. God might kill you tomorrow, if not today, so hurry!

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Hi there, stranger!

I don't have a husband. And I wasn't looking up porn. (google has terrible pics anyway)

An harlot, check.

No kids. No favorite verse.

No Salvation. No interest in it. Such a shame.

My parents introduced us, but I've never met him personally.

A sass mouth.

Sorry for the little short post earlier, but I was in a hurry.
My parents used to take me to Northridge Baptist church, but I stopped as soon as I turned 18.

A true path to hell if I ever saw one.

What you need to do now, is read the Bible from cover to cover. It will help with your snotty attitude toward your parents.

They will ask you to do something and then you will remember the verses in Deuteronomy where it says that a rebellious child should be stoned in front of the entire community.

I'm guessing you'll straighten up and fly right then, young lady!

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son (child), which will not obey the voice of his(or her) father, or the voice of his (or her) mother, and that, when they have chastened him (or her), will not hearken unto them:
Then shall his(or her) father and his mother lay hold on him(or her), and bring him (or her) out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son (or daughter) is stubborn and rebellious, he (or she)will not obey our voice; he (or she) is a glutton, and a drunkard.
And all the men of his city shall stone him(or her) with stones, that he (or she) die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

[Lucy Devlin]

Re: Hi there, stranger!

An harlot, check.



No Salvation. No interest in it. Such a shame.



A sass mouth.



A true path to hell if I ever saw one.

What you need to do now, is read the Bible from cover to cover. It will help with your snotty attitude toward your parents.

They will ask you to do something and then you will remember the verses in Deuteronomy where it says that a rebellious child should be stoned in front of the entire community.

I'm guessing you'll straighten up and fly right then, young lady!

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son (child), which will not obey the voice of his(or her) father, or the voice of his (or her) mother, and that, when they have chastened him (or her), will not hearken unto them:
Then shall his(or her) father and his mother lay hold on him(or her), and bring him (or her) out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son (or daughter) is stubborn and rebellious, he (or she)will not obey our voice; he (or she) is a glutton, and a drunkard.
And all the men of his city shall stone him(or her) with stones, that he (or she) die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

Call me whatever you like, it's not gonna make me change. And I've done the whole "church" thing and it wasn't for me. I haven't spoken to my parents since I was 18.
I also remember this little verse from the bible that seems to be at odds with the ones you posted.
"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hi there, stranger!

Call me whatever you like, it's not gonna make me change. And I've done the whole "church" thing and it wasn't for me. I haven't spoken to my parents since I was 18.
I also remember this little verse from the bible that seems to be at odds with the ones you posted.
"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."

Just because the Bible says in one part that we should respect and honor our parents and in another says to hate them and cast yourself away from them, does not make it contradictory in any sort of way.

Now, while you have rebelled against your Christian parents, I do find it interesting that you would take the time to sign up here and create an introduction thread, then respond to it. Perhaps Jesus is calling you back to His flock?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi there, stranger!

And I've done the whole "church" thing and it wasn't for me.

Was it a proper Baptist church? If not, then you can't really say you've ever been to church.