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  • #61
    Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

    Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post

    Why does the red wine make someone a Catholic? Don't you guys want an excuse to get drunk too haha at the Xmas party or something?
    Drinking wine in moderation is fine. Jesus Himself was an imbiber. But the papists believe (I hope you're sitting down, because this is really unbelievable) that an ordinary mouthful of wine will actually and literally turn into the blood of Christ in their mouths. Can you imagine? And they also believe that those crackers they pop in their mouths actually turn into Christ's flesh in their mouths! Like cannibals!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #62
      Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

      Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
      Well the Earth is not sphere, I agree. The pressure of rotation makes Earth bulge slightly in the middle so that it is shaped more like a tangerine.
      That incorrect assumption has been covered very well here. Please, let's stick to the task at hand, which is your ignorance of the ways of God.
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      • #63
        Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Drinking wine in moderation is fine. Jesus Himself was an imbiber. But the papists believe (I hope you're sitting down, because this is really unbelievable) that an ordinary mouthful of wine will actually and literally turn into the blood of Christ in their mouths. Can you imagine? And they also believe that those crackers they pop in their mouths actually turn into Christ's flesh in their mouths! Like cannibals!

        Seriously? You're right that is ridiculous! Thank God I was sitting down! Thanks for educating me on this, I'm glad I'm not associated with them and am sorry for associating the forum to them! Cannibals indeed!

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        • #64
          Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

          Hey Dom,

          I had to go out for a few hours. How are you getting on with the others, everything OK? Haha wassup!

          YIC
          Genesis 7:5
          And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

          John 8:32
          And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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          • #65
            Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

            Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
            Hey Dom,

            I had to go out for a few hours. How are you getting on with the others, everything OK? Haha wassup!

            YIC
            Hey again Noah! Yeah, it's all going good thanks, I've got some good advice of the dos and don'ts! I'm getting there, haha!

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            • #66
              Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

              Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
              Hey again Noah! Yeah, it's all going good thanks, I've got some good advice of the dos and don'ts! I'm getting there, haha!
              Excellent, have you come up with a favourite Bible verse yet? Without nicking mine of course..

              YIC
              Genesis 7:5
              And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

              John 8:32
              And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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              • #67
                Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                Excellent, have you come up with a favourite Bible verse yet? Without nicking mine of course..

                YIC
                Well I still like the story of Noah and the Ark. But I haven't yet started reading although the others on the forum have directed me to the King James Bible which I'm gonna take up!

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                • #68
                  Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                  Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
                  Well I still like the story of Noah and the Ark. But I haven't yet started reading although the others on the forum have directed me to the King James Bible which I'm gonna take up!
                  Well it's here: http://www.biblegateway.com/


                  When you've finished it let me know haha
                  Genesis 7:5
                  And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

                  John 8:32
                  And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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                  • #69
                    Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                    Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
                    Well the Earth is not sphere, I agree. The pressure of rotation makes Earth bulge slightly in the middle so that it is shaped more like a tangerine.
                    And of course you have a ready explanation for why God was wrong about that as well
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • #70
                      Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                      Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                      Well it's here: http://www.biblegateway.com/

                      When you've finished it let me know haha
                      May take me some time But will do

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                      • #71
                        Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                        Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
                        May take me some time But will do
                        Good man
                        Genesis 7:5
                        And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

                        John 8:32
                        And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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                        • #72
                          Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                          And of course you have a ready explanation for why God was wrong about that as well
                          Listen, I'm just saying what I've been taught. I did an astrophysics course.

                          I'm not saying God is wrong, this of it as me just saying he's bad at maths.

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                          • #73
                            Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                            Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
                            I'm not saying God is wrong, this of it as me just saying he's bad at maths.
                            Did you want to have another go at that?
                            Genesis 7:5
                            And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

                            John 8:32
                            And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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                            • #74
                              Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                              Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                              Did you want to have another go at that?
                              I'm sure when I begin to read and learn it'll all be clear to me.
                              But physics, as it stands, makes sense to me; it's has proof. Of course I don't know the proof of what King James wrote until I have read his Bible.

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                              • #75
                                Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                                Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
                                Listen, I'm just saying what I've been taught. I did an astrophysics course.

                                I'm not saying God is wrong, this of it as me just saying he's bad at maths.
                                Son, I took biology courses and try as I might, I was unable to make a monkey in a test tube.
                                Sceince' is 'theories' which are guesses. So often I hear "So and so is so wrong, this is my 'theory...'. The Bible is fact, pure and simple. No guesses, no opinons.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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