Elder Simon Young formally greets you.

[Elder Simon Young]

At Eigthy two years young getting more het up every day. I have been a Rhododendron Pruner since the age of seven when I left my heathen parents and made my own way (not in a worldly way mind) . At the age of thirteen I was drafted into the war to fight the Jerry's and recieved an official court marshall for disobeying orders and not fighting the Nazis. I couldn't in all clear consise do this since they were attempting to deal with the homosexual filth that inhabited their country.

I was a member of the Providence Road Baptist Church in Maiden,but found Pastor Worleys views to liberal .

 "Build a great big, large fence - 50 or 100 miles long - and put all the lesbians in there. Fly over and drop some food. Do the same thing with the queers and the homosexuals - and have that fence electrified so they can't get out. Feed 'em. And you know in a few years, they'll die out. You know why? They can't reproduce." 

I live my life as God intented full of bitterness and hate.

God Bless

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, old mormon.

Please post the Scripture that backs up your claim that God wants us to be "full of biterness and hate."

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[Elder Simon Young]

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Pastor Ezekiel - Thank you for your frankness. It seems I have more rights then I ought to.

Please post the Scripture that backs up your claim that God wants us to be "full of biterness and hate."

Psalm 7:11
God is a righteous judge, a God who expresses his wrath every day.
James 1: 20
Therefore, get rid of all moral filth and the evil that is so prevalent and humbly accept the word planted in you, which can save you.
Proverbs 14:10
Each heart knows its own bitterness, and no one else can share its joy.

[Jedediah]

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While those are glorious verses of Scripture indeed, they do not support your assertion that God wants us to be "full of bitterness and hate." It seems you have a bit of work ahead of you before you abide in righteousness and perfection like me and my brothers and sisters in Christ. It took me about three weeks, once I got serious about cultivating a personal relationship with Him.

If anything, we are full of Christian love. In fact, I'd say we love faggots and dykes more than they love themselves. After all, we're the ones who want them to get right with Jesus so that they may join us in Heaven. Those who do not understand the Word of God, who have not received Salvation through sanctification of the Spirit, simply misconstrue our Christian love, because they cannot understand the things of the Spirit (I Corinthians 2:14). It's a just a simple Bible Fact that Christian love goes hand-in-hand with rebuking and chastisement.

Hebrews 12:5-8
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

[Elder Simon Young]

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To give everyone some background my Wife of 68 years is named Simone and has birthed twelve soliders for the almighty. All boys (praise the Lord) and they have in turn beget an additional one-hundred and fourty four servants for the Lords pleasure. As stated in the one true book -
Genesis 9 7-9

King James Version (KJV)


7 And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.
8 And God spake unto Noah, and to his sons with him, saying,
9 And I, behold, I establish my covenant with you, and with your seed after you;

Anger seethes in me when I read about the smaller family sizes in todays world. If the Almighty had wanted the weaker sex to bear fewer children , he certainly would not have given them such child bearing hips.

[Elder Simon Young]

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Jedediah True Christian™ - You are indeed wise and loving . If only the great unwashed thought and truely loved as you do, this world would be a better place for Gods humble servants.

I acknowledge my need for greater understanding of the Lords truth and pray I will recieve guidance here.

Thankyou for your frankness.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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Son, I'm afraid you might be confused.

True Christian love and compassion is often mistaken for hate, bitterness and anger, but I assure you that we are all quite at peace, knowing that one day soon we will get to enjoy the sight of our enemies roasting eternally in Hell.

[Elder Simon Young]

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Ofc. Don W. Richards -True Christian™ Officer of THE Law

After reading "7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way" I do indeed see that I was as mistaken as the Godless whore that was that childs mother. You act of love and compassion shown towards them will be an inspiration to not just me but I am sure countless others.

I can indeed see that the caliber of Christian faith here at The Landover Baptist Church is what the Lord of Lords demands I aspire to.

Thankyou for your forthright frankness.

[Elder Simon Young]

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I am in need of some guidance as to the true meaning of the following passage -

Psalms 75:4I said unto the fools, Deal not foolishly: and to the wicked, Lift not up the horn:

[Redeemed Papist]

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I am in need of some guidance as to the true meaning of the following passage -

Psalms 75:4I said unto the fools, Deal not foolishly: and to the wicked, Lift not up the horn:

Go on then, I'll bite!

Psalm 75:4-7
4I said unto the fools, Deal not foolishly: and to the wicked, Lift not up the horn:

5Lift not up your horn on high: speak not with a stiff neck.

6For promotion cometh neither from the east, nor from the west, nor from the south.

7But God is the judge: he putteth down one, and setteth up another.

Lifting up the horn is not, as childish sniggering fools in places like /b/ think (but as a true elder you would be above such things) a reference to phallic things but refers to blowing your own trumpet in order to get noticed. It's pointing out that if good things or bad things happen it's because God chose for those those things to happen.

Be assured that if you have something bad happen to you in life it's because God wanted it to happen.

[Elder Simon Young]

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Redeemed Papist -Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©/True Christian™

Thankyou so much for your detailed response .

Be assured that if you have something bad happen to you in life it's because God wanted it to happen.

Indeed I will relish and rejoice when bad things happen to me or my loved ones in the future knowning it truely is The Almighty's will.

[Elder Simon Young]

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Redeemed Papist -Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©/True Christian™

Having reflected on your words. I was unsure what /b/ meant and asked one of my grandsons to do some research . He came back gibbering something about four fellows named Chan. Are these asians the ones who dare snigger at the words of Christ?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hello Mr. Young!

I'm sorry to hear that your grandsons are being influenced by godless chinamen. The depths of their depravity seem to be bottomless (no pun intended).

I mean really, have you ever accidentally done a Google search on "futanari" or "shota" or "scat yaoi" ??? Those bastards are SICK.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome aboard, Elder Simon! It's always nice to meet a war hero! I often feel what's wrong with today's younger set is that they have no idea what it's like to fight for the very survival of their country.

Except, of course, for the ones who've joined the Young Republicans and are, in fact, fighting for the survival of our country.

[Elder Simon Young]

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Zechariah Smyth -Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless. -True Christian™
I apologize for the tardiness of my posting a reply to you, fortunately the Lords work takes precedence in these matter which I am sure you'll agree when I explain the trials the good Lord recently inflicted upon one of my grandson. I had just read your post when my Pastor rang to tell me about some unnaturals that had moved into the area. As you can expect the details of this did not please me at all but that is something I shall communicate at a later date. Whilst I was away from the computer my youngest grandson googled some of the words you were warning me about.
That is where Satan reared his ugly head, upon seeing the images of these perverted and depraved individuals his eyes widened and he began frothing at the mouth (to the untrained eye it would have looked like he was giggling) . He was clearly being possessed. Acting quickly I said a quick prayer for strength from our Lord and grabbed my number five thrashing cane. I must say it was unnerving yet satisfying to hear the demon inside him wail and plead for mercy as I went about the licking of a lifetime. After some hours the demon had clearly left the boy as he passed out. When the boy awoke I sent him out to the woodshed where I gave him another flogging (for this I used the thicker number two thrashing cane ) for being so weak minded that he would allow a demon to possess him, then sent him on his way to finish his chores.It it was a narrow indeed.