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  • #16
    Re: About the Flat Earth thing

    Originally posted by DealWithIt View Post
    Then why doesn't God just kill all the evil people before they're even born? Maybe because he doesn't exist?
    God gives people a chance.


    If He did not He would be being crueller.


    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #17
      Re: About the Flat Earth thing

      Originally posted by DealWithIt View Post
      "One of the oldest proofs of the Earth's shape, however, can be seen from the ground and occurs during every lunar eclipse. The geometry of a lunar eclipse has been known since ancient Greece. When a full Moon occurs in the plane of Earth's orbit, the Moon slowly moves through Earth's shadow. Every time that shadow is seen, its edge is round. Once again, the only solid that always projects a round shadow is a sphere. "

      Now post some of your own proof supporting your outrageous claim, baby potty speak deleted
      So you say. God makes everything happen. The stuff you are going on about is well within His power, look.

      Revelation 6:12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;

      I know you are desperate to believe there is no God but how could both the Bible, which is the word of God, and your silly ideas that people made up both be true?

      Isaiah 34:4 And all the host of heaven shall be dissolved, and the heavens shall be rolled together as a scroll: and all their host shall fall down, as the leaf falleth off from the vine, and as a falling fig from the fig tree.


      How could the firmament be rolled up like a scroll if what you say is true. Honestly, do you even think before you type?
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • #18
        Re: About the Flat Earth thing

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        So you say. God makes everything happen. The stuff you are going on about is well within His power, look.

        Revelation 6:12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;

        I know you are desperate to believe there is no God but how could both the Bible, which is the word of God, and your silly ideas that people made up both be true?

        Isaiah 34:4 And all the host of heaven shall be dissolved, and the heavens shall be rolled together as a scroll: and all their host shall fall down, as the leaf falleth off from the vine, and as a falling fig from the fig tree.


        How could the firmament be rolled up like a scroll if what you say is true. Honestly, do you even think before you type?
        That's assuming everything in the Bible is true. How do you know the Bible is right? Let me guess, the Bible huh? So according to your logic I could write my own little book made of bullshit too and if I write in the same book that everything in my book is correct it would be right? No it wouldn't. Prove to me the Bible is a correct and accurate source without using the Bible.
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • #19
          Re: About the Flat Earth thing

          Originally posted by DealWithIt View Post
          *** blah blah blah buttmonkey blah blah blah ***
          Good grief, these darwinistas can't get through one simple conversation without thinking about man-on-ape fornication.



          (Leviticus 18:23) "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."

          STAY AWAY FROM THE ANIMALS, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!



          YiC,

          Z. Smyth
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          • #20
            Re: About the Flat Earth thing

            Originally posted by DealWithIt View Post
            What am I kicking exactly?
            In that passage Paul recounts how he kicked against The Pricks (as Saul - against The Holy Spirit) speaking to him through his conscience.
            JOHN 8
            4 They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.
            5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?
            6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.
            7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
            8 And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.
            9 And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.
            KJV

            By The Holy Spirit this woman, whom Jesus had forgiven, was spared the murder envisioned for her by the Godless legalists of Jerusalem. He spoke to them through their conscience, the conscience described by Luke in his historical account of Paul's witness (in Acts).

            Paul (prior to his Conversion) had kicked against this Ministry but was afforded the good judgement to discern lies (the lies he had formerly followed) from The Truth of Jesus' Creative Majesty, Who made the world and Who knows everything about it.
            PHILIPPIANS 1
            8 For God is my record, how greatly I long after you all in the bowels of Jesus Christ.
            9 And this I pray, that your love may abound yet more and more in knowledge and in all judgment;
            10 That ye may approve things that are excellent; that ye may be sincere and without offence till the day of Christ;
            KJV

            You deny The Truth - He has explained to us what It is - and so we know that indeed you are, like Paul, fighting those pricks of conscience.

            The Pricks of The Holy Spirit.

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            • #21
              Re: About the Flat Earth thing

              Originally posted by DealWithIt View Post
              That's assuming everything in the Bible is true. How do you know the Bible is right? Let me guess, the Bible huh? So according to your logic I could write my own little book made of bullshit too and if I write in the same book that everything in my book is correct it would be right? No it wouldn't. Prove to me the Bible is a correct and accurate source without using the Bible.
              Where else are we going to find out about God? Are you asking us to make God up?

              Obviously you can't just make God up in your own little book of lies because people would be able to tell you just made it up.

              Prove to me what Darwin wrote in On the Origin of Species without quoting from On the Origin of Species directly or indirectly.

              Can you see how ridiculous your demand is yet?
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

              Comment


              • #22
                Re: About the Flat Earth thing

                Originally posted by DealWithIt View Post
                That's assuming everything in the Bible is true. How do you know the Bible is right? Let me guess, the Bible huh? So according to your logic I could write my own little book made of bullshit too and if I write in the same book that everything in my book is correct it would be right? No it wouldn't. Prove to me the Bible is a correct and accurate source without using the Bible.
                Fair enough. Prove "evolution" to me without using textbooks, previous research, fossils, or scientific journals.

                See how retarded your constraints are now?

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                • #23
                  Re: About the Flat Earth thing

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  So you say. God makes everything happen. The stuff you are going on about is well within His power, look.

                  Revelation 6:12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;

                  I know you are desperate to believe there is no God but how could both the Bible, which is the word of God, and your silly ideas that people made up both be true?

                  Isaiah 34:4 And all the host of heaven shall be dissolved, and the heavens shall be rolled together as a scroll: and all their host shall fall down, as the leaf falleth off from the vine, and as a falling fig from the fig tree.


                  How could the firmament be rolled up like a scroll if what you say is true. Honestly, do you even think before you type?
                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  Good grief, these darwinistas can't get through one simple conversation without thinking about man-on-ape fornication.



                  (Leviticus 18:23) "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."

                  STAY AWAY FROM THE ANIMALS, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!



                  YiC,

                  Z. Smyth
                  So you throw out my entire argument because of one word? Nice to see.

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  In that passage Paul recounts how he kicked against The Pricks (as Saul - against The Holy Spirit) speaking to him through his conscience.
                  JOHN 8
                  4 They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.
                  5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?
                  6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.
                  7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
                  8 And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.
                  9 And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.
                  KJV
                  By The Holy Spirit this woman, whom Jesus had forgiven, was spared the murder envisioned for her by the Godless legalists of Jerusalem. He spoke to them through their conscience, the conscience described by Luke in his historical account of Paul's witness (in Acts).

                  Paul (prior to his Conversion) had kicked against this Ministry but was afforded the good judgement to discern lies (the lies he had formerly followed) from The Truth of Jesus' Creative Majesty, Who made the world and Who knows everything about it.
                  PHILIPPIANS 1
                  8 For God is my record, how greatly I long after you all in the bowels of Jesus Christ.
                  9 And this I pray, that your love may abound yet more and more in knowledge and in all judgment;
                  10 That ye may approve things that are excellent; that ye may be sincere and without offence till the day of Christ;
                  KJV
                  You deny The Truth - He has explained to us what It is - and so we know that indeed you are, like Paul, fighting those pricks of conscience.

                  The Pricks of The Holy Spirit.
                  And how do we know the Bible is factual?
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • #24
                    Re: About the Flat Earth thing

                    Originally posted by DealWithIt View Post
                    And how do we know the Bible is factual?
                    2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                    Comment


                    • #25
                      Re: About the Flat Earth thing

                      Real Picture of the Earth showing Day and Night, done with the inspiration of God and His Holy Bible:

                      Notice "The Great Ice Wall" that surrounds the earth. This is not shown at all in the Original Poster's forgery.

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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • #26
                        Re: About the Flat Earth thing

                        Originally posted by DealWithIt View Post
                        Then how do you explain this picture taken from space
                        How do you explain this picture taken of orcs running past?

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                        • #27
                          Re: About the Flat Earth thing

                          Next this bozo will be denying the Flood!
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • #28
                            Re: About the Flat Earth thing

                            See how easy it is to make the Earth that God created look like a sphere, so as to fall in with the Catholic/Atheist Deception!

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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • #29
                              Re: About the Flat Earth thing

                              Originally posted by DealWithIt View Post
                              And how do we know the Bible is factual?
                              Because GOD WROTE IT, asshat!

                              And by the way, this is the INTRODUCTIONS section, not the argument section. Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, the church you were raised in, and how you came to hate Jesus.

                              And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #30
                                Re: About the Flat Earth thing

                                Originally posted by DealWithIt View Post
                                Do you people really believe the Earth is flat?
                                The Bible can be understood to indicate that the Earth is a flat circular disk, possibly with four corners.

                                The folks at Landover realize, as do I (and hopefully you) that the moon landing was a hoax. When government lies about sending someone to the moon, how can we take anything it says seriously? NASA sends pictures, and you assume they are real. But what of the picture of orcs? Are there orcs?

                                As we all know, the Bible is the only objective source of information about the universe. However, its words can sometimes be misunderstood, even by the most educated Pastors. It has long been my congregation's contention that Landover's Pastors have misunderstood.

                                This website provides a most excellent explanation, which you can read at your leisure.

                                However, the shape of the Earth is not a salvation issue, so we don't argue about it. It really doesn't matter; the only thing that matters in the long run is getting souls to Heaven.

                                So, don't worry about astronomy and such; focus on Jesus. When we are with Jesus in Heaven, we will know everything there is to know about the universe. Or at least the parts He wants us to know.
                                Originally posted by DealWithIt View Post
                                Jesus has made my life wonderful today, but I don't see how he has made it wonderful for all the starving children in the world who've never even heard of him.
                                Originally posted by DealWithIt View Post
                                Then why doesn't God just kill all the evil people before they're even born? Maybe because he doesn't exist?
                                Wow, an atheist doing a piss-poor job of pretending to be a Christian. How unexpected. That never happens here.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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