[Viking Gunnar]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

My argument against you guys are quite simple and straightforward.

My God carries a hammer... and your God was nailed to a tree.

Cheers

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

My argument against you guys are quite simple and straightforward.

That's quite an understatement, friend.

My God carries a hammer... and your God was nailed to a tree.

Our God loved us so much that He was willing to die for us. Does your God love you so much as well?

Why do you worship a retard with a hammer anyway?

You are going to Hell, if you carry on like this. Maybe accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour™ would be a nice idea at this point.

[Viking Gunnar]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Our God loved us so much that He was willing to die for us. Does your God love you so much as well?

My God kills my enemies for me through the wrath of lighting. Whilst his father, the all-knowing Odin, who traded an eye of his for eternal wisdom, answers all of my questions. Both will be waiting for me in Valhalla after my passing.

Why do you worship a retard with a hammer anyway?

Better than worshipping a crucified mortal.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

If you knew anything about the false god Thor, you would know that he did not use his hammer for hammering nails, he threw it at the enemy and the hammer Mjölnir would then return to him. Obviously, this is a reference to a boomerang, Thor was thus an Aboriginal jigaboo from Australia.

Thor, Woden, Loki and the like were simply men who fooled an ignorant peasant people (Icelanders) into giving them money. The following explains it all.

In the 12th century, Saxo Grammaticus, in the service of Archbishop Absalon in Denmark, presented in his Latin language work Gesta Danorum euhemerized accounts of Thor and Odin as cunning sorcerers that, Saxo states, had fooled the people of Norway, Sweden and Denmark into their recognition as gods:

There were of old certain men versed in sorcery, Thor, namely, and Odin, and many others, who were cunning in contriving marvellous sleights; and they, winning the minds of the simple, began to claim the rank of gods. For, in particular, they ensnared Norway, Sweden and Denmark in the vainest credulity, and by prompting these lands to worship them, infected them with their imposture. The effects of their deceit spread so far, that all other men adored a sort of divine power in them, and, thinking them either gods or in league with gods, offered up solemn prayers to these inventors of sorceries, and gave to blasphemous error the honour due to religion. Some say that the gods, whom our countrymen worshipped, shared only the title with those honoured by Greece or Latium, but that, being in a manner nearly equal to them in dignity, they borrowed from them the worship as well as the name. This must be sufficient discourse upon the deities of Danish antiquity. I have expounded this briefly for the general profit, that my readers may know clearly to what worship in its heathen superstition our country has bowed the knee. (Gesta Danorum, Book I)

[Viking Gunnar]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I quote Havamal

Wisdom for Wanderers and Counsel to Guests

1st verse
At every door-way,
ere one enters,
one should spy round,
one should pry round
for uncertain is the witting
that there be no foeman sitting,
within, before one on the floor

and 22nd verse
The miserable man and evil minded
makes of all things mockery,
and knows not that which he best should know,
that he is not free from faults.


For so it is written in the Eddas

I trow I hung on that windy Tree
nine whole days and nights,
stabbed with a spear, offered to Odin,
myself to mine own self given,
high on that Tree of which none hath heard
from what roots it rises to heaven.

[VikingFromIceland]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

GOD HATES ICELAND!


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The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

This was the flag of the Kingdom of Norway, not the Republic of Iceland.

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!

The numbers of people who support the old viking pagan gods are what? 100 maybe?

1. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.

I suggest you to visit this beautiful country before making statements like this.

1. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.

The lord had nothing to do with the economy meltdown. There was a small number of greed people who managed to make the country fall with all the population.

1. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.

Both of Björk's parents are Icelandic and thus caucasian, Germanic, Nordic - If you care about that because you seem quite racist to me.

1. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

What are you? a wife beater?

1. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.

A army? did you expect a island nation of 320,000 people with no neighbours to have a army? It seems very christian and full of passion to have a army and attack others to me, anyway.

1. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

We are not the only, and not the last.

1. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!

Do you still live in the 17th century, sir?

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Hi, I thought Christianity was all about passion, not hating on each other like many people are doing here.
Just reading through these forums I have seen a lot of racism, it is obvious that god only loves Racist-Homophobic-Americans, right?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I quote Havamal

Wisdom for Wanderers and Counsel to Guests

[gibberish deleted]
high on that Tree of which none hath heard
from what roots it rises to heaven.

You see, even those scammers and con-men knew there was a real God and a Heaven but chose instead to follow false gods - men who has simply said they were gods.

Anyhoo, if that is how you advise guests to behave, it doesn't say much for personal safety in Iceland.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

My God carries a hammer.

Compensating for a small willy, not doubt. JESUS had no such problems -- there's nothing in the Bible suggesting He swaggered around with His carpentry equipment in hand!

[Viking Gunnar]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

If you knew anything about the false god Thor, you would know that he did not use his hammer for hammering nails, he threw it at the enemy and the hammer Mjölnir would then return to him.

I know very well that Mjölnir was not used for hammering nails in general. But if your Messiah really existed at some period of time, Thor might have made an exception for his holy punishment of your false god.


For so it is written in the Eddas

Odin married Frigg, the daughter of Fjörgvin. From this family has come all the kindred that inhabited ancient Asgard and those kingdoms that belonged to it. Members of this family are called the Æsir, and they are all divinities. This must be the reason why Odin is called All-Father. He is the father of all the gods and men and of everything that he and his power created.

You cannot refute what has been written in the Eddas for they are told by Odin himself.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Hi, I thought Christianity was all about passion, not hating on each other like many people are doing here.

How did you get that idea?

Just reading through these forums I have seen a lot of racism, it is obvious that god only loves Racist-Homophobic-Americans, right?

God made the races and He made them different for a reason. Jesus knows the value of sorting out people by race – both of these points are in the Bible, if you bother looking.

The lord had nothing to do with the economy meltdown. There was a small number of greed people who managed to make the country fall with all the population.

God does everything. And he is before all things, and by him all things consist. Colossians 1:17

They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

It is worse than that, Rev. Jim! Their president is not only a woman, she’s a rampant, bull-dyke, ocean-going, rug-munching lesbian!

No wonder Iceland is going to Hell in a handcart!

These people need to seek Jesus.

[VikingFromIceland]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

"How did you get that idea?"

Could it possible have anything to do with it that people are ranting on countries, saying that everybody in that country will go to hell?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I know very well that Mjölnir was not used for hammering nails in general. But if your Messiah really existed at some period of time, Thor might have made an exception for his holy punishment of your false god.

For so it is written in the Eddas

Odin married [obscenity deleted], the daughter of Fjörgvin. From this family has come all the kindred that inhabited ancient Asgard and those kingdoms that belonged to it. Members of this family are called the Æsir, and they are all divinities. This must be the reason why Odin is called All-Father. He is the father of all the gods and men and of everything that he and his power created.

You cannot refute what has been written in the Eddas for they are told by Odin himself.

Listen up heathen! In American, which is a far more advance Language (given to us by God) “saga” means “a long, badly written and boring folk tale invented to amuse people with nothing else to do during 6 months of darkness.”

See! The Sagas are simply folktales – I suppose that you think that Hans Christian Anderson is a great prophet!

The Bible on the other hand is The Word of God, given to mankind through great and holy prophets.

Landover Baptist Faith and Message statement
"The Holy Bible, KJV1611, was written by men divinely inspired and is God's revelation of Himself to man. It is a perfect treasure of divine instruction. It has God for its author, salvation for its end, and truth, without any mixture of error, for its matter. Therefore, all Scripture therein is totally true and trustworthy.”

[vigvste]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

it seems you people are just as intolerant towards other religions as i feared, and you'll all burn in hell

Me, Viking Gunnar and VikingfromIceland will see you and laugh at you from above

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

it seems you people are just as intolerant towards other religions as i feared, and you'll all burn in hell

Me, Viking Gunnar and VikingfromIceland will see you and laugh at you from above

It would seem your silly religion has more in common with Christianity than you think. Except that you will be in hell, while we will be in heaven.

Do you really believe that your comic-book religion is the one true path?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

it seems you people are just as intolerant towards other religions as i feared, and you'll all burn in hell

Me, Viking Gunnar and VikingfromIceland will see you and laugh at you from above

Of course we are intolerant of "other religions". There are NO "other religions" just deluded people who worship their invisible friends.

1.Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Deuteronomy 5:7
7Þú skalt ekki hafa aðra guði en mig.