[Number13]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Hi,

I am new here and since I am Icelandic and I happen to like the US I was surprised when I read the start of this thread. When I started reading I started to wonder if this whole thing was a big joke but quickly realized that most people on this forum are quite serious and that many of them hate Iceland and the Icelandic people. I don't believe that I have done anything to harm the US or any US citizen so it feels strange to know that many people on this forum pray that I will go to hell. I do not wish anybody such ill fate, despite their religion, color of skin, views of life, etc.

GOD HATES ICELAND!



The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Proof? Hardly! First of all this isn't even the right flag. Second, when the flag was created it was decided to use the cross as a reminder that the official religion was christianity.
I don't see any cross in the US flag. Does that mean that Americans hate or don't care about Jesus?

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.


They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!

Some Icelandic people are godless but most are Christian. Fortunately there is freedom of religion and we try not to judge people that have different beliefs.

God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.

Iceland is not at all mostly ice. There are a few glaciers but even during winters there is not that much snow. There are many states in the US that have more snow during the winters. The geothermal activity is due to the fact that Iceland is splitting along the spreading center between the North American and Eurasian Plates.
Did you know that tourism is increasing in Iceland and that many of the tourists are from the US? Are they visiting because they want a shortcut to hell?

God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.

Why did God decide to give Iceland the economical success and then take it away? Is it a coincidence that the worldwide economy has taken a hit, not just that of Iceland?

The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.

Racist anyone? Prejudice anyone?

They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

I believe I read in this forum that people are waiting for Sarah Palin to become the next US president. Will the bible change to accommodate her?

They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.

We do not have an army and pride us in this fact. Jesus and the Icelandic people believe that piece is better than war.
I thought that having universal healthcare was positive. Do you disagree?
Are you saying that Obama is not a good president?

Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Many US states have already done the same and more will soon.

Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!

Americans celebrate Halloween don't they? Those that do do so in fun and the same goes for Icelandic people.

But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

Don't blame a whole nation for one man's interest and dedication to a particular bodypart! In fact, what is wrong with acknowledging the penis. God created men with penises so that we could populate the earth so we shouldn't be ashamed of it.

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

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Australia? Denmark? Germany? Canada? Sweden? Norway? All going to hell? Really??? Really???

Why do you hate so much? Why can't we all live together in harmony?

[Felicity]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

@Number13 it is not about Iceland doing things we Americans do not like. It is all about things God does not like. If you would be nicer to God you could go to Heaven with us!

[vaulka]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

@Number13 it is not about Iceland doing things we Americans do not like. It is all about things God does not like. If you would be nicer to God you could go to Heaven with us!

but there's free beer and good looking men in valhalla.

[Felicity]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

@vaulka but Valhalla is a fairy tale and Heaven really exists! Would you not rather go to the real Heaven? It is much more fun than the alternative. #Psalm 9:17

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

but there's free beer and good looking men in valhalla.

Advocating for false gods is a serious sin, Nanook.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.

1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

[vaulka]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

@vaulka but Valhalla is a fairy tale and Heaven really exists! Would you not rather go to the real Heaven? It is much more fun than the alternative. #Psalm 9:17

No.

[Felicity]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

@vaulka I will pray that you change your mind one day and go to Heaven with us! #Matthew 6:6

[Big God Denier]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Can any of you, supported by scripture, say that AMERICA is loved by god and ICELAND is hated, and not the other way around?

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Can any of you, supported by scripture, say that AMERICA is loved by god and ICELAND is hated, and not the other way around?

Psalm 11:5-7:
The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth. Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.
For the righteous LORD loveth righteousness; his countenance doth behold the upright.

The above Scripture Verse describes well what God does to Iceland right now, which proves that God hates Iceland. And we are righteous, as there is no country in the World with so many True Christians™ as America.

[Levi Jones]

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Can any of you, supported by scripture, say that AMERICA is loved by god and ICELAND is hated, and not the other way around?

It's because of our prosperity. We don't have a GDP larger than China and Japan combined because God doesn't love us.

Malachi 3:10
Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.

Deuteronomy 8:18
But thou shalt remember the LORD thy God: for it is he that giveth thee power to get wealth, that he may establish his covenant which he sware unto thy fathers, as it is this day.

3 John 1:2
Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth.

[oliver the blubbereater]

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@vaulka but Valhalla is a fairy tale and Heaven really exists! Would you not rather go to the real Heaven? It is much more fun than the alternative. #Psalm 9:17

I´m back .
Well i don´t belive in Valhalla but do you have any proof that heaven realy
excists, have you been there.

[Felicity]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

@oliverhinrik an important part of being allowed in Heaven is faith! #Hebrews 11:1

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I´m back .
Well i don´t belive in Valhalla but do you have any proof that heaven realy
excists, have you been there.

Do you believe that the Bering Straits exist, and have you ever been there?

[oliver the blubbereater]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

First off all this would not have become a debate if you people weren´t attacking us.
Secondly, this forum is open for everyone and we have the right to answer back.
Finally, this must be an intrest to you, this topic is 200 pages and theres not eaven 1 word in the bible about Iceland beeing the closest place to Hell.
P.S. There are 2 Volcanos here open now and it has allmost no effect on us here, but has a bad effect in other places in Europe now.
Maby the wind will change too east and then you guys will get the ash from our (hellgates)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]Secondly, this forum is open for everyone

No it's not, you are here through our whim and Jesus' Grace.

and we have the right to answer back.

You have absolutely no rights here at all.

Finally, this must be an intrest to you, this topic is 200 pages and theres not even 1 word in the bible about Iceland beeing the closest place to Hell.

Re:14:10: The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:

Re:21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Does that sound like Iceland? It does to me.

P.S. There are 2 Volcanos here open now and it has allmost no effect on us here, but has a bad effect in other places in Europe now.
Maby the wind will change too east and then you guys will get the ash from our (hellgates)

You see! These Icelanders are attacking the Free World and wish hatred on the Godly USA!