[Swedish eskimo]

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This is so wrong that i didn't even care to read the rest of it...

NO IT IS NOT! That is the flag of Iceland. How stupid can you be? Seriously google the words ''Faroiese flag'' and you will se the faroese flag.

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Isn't that the Finnish flag?

[Barry]

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HAHAHAHA You guys are funny

this is the Dansih flag

You really are an idiot if you think this is the Danish flag. Anyone with half a brain cell can see this is the French flag that someone has painted four red rectangles on. Doh!

[Swedish eskimo]

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I find these all Scandinavian flags extremely offensive (including the flag of Sweden, the country that i unfortuently live in), they all display a fallen cross, is that a way for them to say that they hate Jesus and Christianity?

Not to mention the flags for the Shetland Islands and the Orkney Islands that belongs to Godless Britain

[Rachelbreck]

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Dear brother Alex.

It grieved my heart to recieve such a harsh judgement from you, my christian brother. But as a true believer in Christ I shall turn my other cheek. You are quite right that the Faroe Islands are tiny and our population is insignificant. Life out in the North Atlantic is tough, and we try to scrape a living out of the ocean around us. Though we are fallen sinners like every other human beings, including Americans, and even if we need Gods grace to be redeemed, we can't be as bad as you try to describe us. We have our weaknesses and some strengths too. If you looked up the Faroe Islands on google, you might see some positive traits. In the hope that you will look upon us with more charitable eyes, I shall include you in my evening prayer tonight that God will open your eyes and enable you to see us for what we are = 50.000 of Gods millions of children. God Bless you Brother Alex.

[James Hutchins]

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Dear brother Alex.

It grieved my heart to recieve such a harsh judgement from you, my christian brother. But as a true believer in Christ I shall turn my other cheek. You are quite right that the Faroe Islands are tiny and our population is insignificant. Life out in the North Atlantic is tough, and we try to scrape a living out of the ocean around us. Though we are fallen sinners like every other human beings, including Americans, and even if we need Gods grace to be redeemed, we can't be as bad as you try to describe us. We have our weaknesses and some strengths too. If you looked up the Faroe Islands on google, you might see some positive traits. In the hope that you will look upon us with more charitable eyes, I shall include you in my evening prayer tonight that God will open your eyes and enable you to see us for what we are = 50.000 of Gods millions of children. God Bless you Brother Alex.

Friend, people of the Faroe Islands are Godless heathens and nothing at all like Righteous Americans. I am sure God will over look your transagressions simply as those of a deficient race.
Have you considered being a tither to LBC?

[mona-breckmann Waiting for Email Confirmation]

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Alex! - How can you spread such lies and reveal such ignorance about a poor little country such as the Faroes?
and you pretend to be a Christian? A true Christian would never bare false witness about his fellow Christians. The whole world knows how ignorant Americans are of world history and geography. But I have rarely read someone of such shallow knowledge in these two subjects. If you represent the average American, I shall start fearing for your countries future. Up until now I've looked upon the USA as the worlds last best hope, even after Obama became president and leader of the free world. How can you poseas a civilized even Christian person and write rubbish like you did on liquor laws, christmas, the upringing of children, constitutional affairs, economic matters and the history of the Faroe Islands. You couldn't even get our flag right but showed the Icelandic flag. You are an embarrasment to your country. Go educate yourself. So that you don't shame your teaching profession.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Alex! - How can you spread such lies and reveal such ignorance about a poor little country such as the Faroes?
and you pretend to be a Christian? A true Christian would never bare false witness about his fellow Christians. The whole world knows how ignorant Americans are of world history and geography. But I have rarely read someone of such shallow knowledge in these two subjects. If you represent the average American, I shall start fearing for your countries future. Up until now I've looked upon the USA as the worlds last best hope, even after Obama became president and leader of the free world. How can you poseas a civilized even Christian person and write rubbish like you did on liquor laws, christmas, the upringing of children, constitutional affairs, economic matters and the history of the Faroe Islands. You couldn't even get our flag right but showed the Icelandic flag. You are an embarrasment to your country. Go educate yourself. So that you don't shame your teaching profession.

There are no Christians on that godforsaken rock.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[halloyou]

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Oh god I hate you!!
Make some serius posts!!
Not this shit! You are not better!!
God hates USA
GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Oh god I hate you!!
Make some serius posts!!
Not this shit! You are not better!!
God hates USA
GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!

Why do you hate God?

[JohanDjurholm]

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Hi. Just wanna tell everyone here that all those "facts" are nonsense. Im from the Faroe Islands, and almost everyone here LOVES Jesus Christ!!

Where in the bible can you read about God hates? What about John 3:16?

[Noah Sole]

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Where in the bible can you read about God hates? What about John 3:16?

Where shall we start

Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."

and of course
Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

and then there's
Deuteronomy 12:31 "Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods."

and
Hosea 9:15 "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."

and
Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."

and
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

and one of my favourites:
Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."

Now how about posting an Introduction of the Introduction Thread.

Yours in Christ

[Redeemed Papist]

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Hi. Just wanna tell everyone here that all those "facts" are nonsense. Im from the Faroe Islands, and almost everyone here LOVES Jesus Christ!!

Where in the bible can you read about God hates? What about John 3:16?

What about it? Do you believe in Jesus Christ? Really believe in Him? In His every word?

[Homer4Life]

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I'm not exactly sure, but I think this is the right one:

That's the Finnish flag, dumbass. Pshh, smarter than Einstein? What a joke.

[faroese]

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First off all, I want to thank you all for a good laugh.
I am from the Faroe Islands, which fyi is a very christian country. Thought that I should give you guys some information, because you all clearly misunderstood something.

1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people.

Wrong, the country is acculy called Føroyar, the name Faroe Islands was given by the Brittish during an invation during WWII. The name Føroyar has none religious meaning what so ever.

2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities.

Wrong again, the Faroese people do not have any above average health problems what so ever, eaven though that we are a small country.

3. Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government. As a result they have been put under the dictatorship of Queen Margrethe II of the Godless Kingdom of Denmark.

Nope, not even close, the faroese goverment is accaly older than the American. We are a state under Denmark, before that, under Norway.
Much like the United States were under multable European countries from start.

4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes. They hate Jesus and either worship Satan or his granny, the Queen of Denmark.

Christianity is the main religioun in the Faroe Islands, our countries laws are mainly dictated from the bible, and accaly have a higher percentage of christians that for example the United States.

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator.

Wrong again, we have two national holidays, and neighter of them are Onan's voka. We have a flag day and Ólavs-søka named after the king of Norway (about year 1000) who brought christianity to the Faroe Islands.

6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances.

Nope, we have a national danse, sure, but that has nothing to do with satanic believes what so ever.

7. Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands. The Faroes are one of the few nations that has absolutely no laws regarding the prohibition of alchohol and they even encourage their children to drink on their national masturbating holiday.

Alcoholism is a growing problem all over the world, but we have a relative small amount of alcoholics. The Faroese goverment is one of the strictest regulations against alcohol in the world, there are only 5 stores in the country where you can purchase alcohol, and you have to be 18 to do so.

8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality.

Guess what, wrong again. The ram has nothing to do with bestiality. It's just an animal, like you americans have an eagle.
By the way, I find your ignorance hatred quite alarming, casting on a country and culture that you know so little about, and quite frankly alarming that your first thought, when you see a ram, is bestiality.

And by the way, this is the Faroese flag.

http://www.b68.fo/pictures/2242_4.jpg

[Carl the wop]

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If you're so "Christian" there, then why do you speak in a Satanic language with all those "o's with a line through them"? Only through learning AMERICAN can you hopeless souls find even the slimmest path to redemption. You sound like Scandanavian commie scum to me.