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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Teh Dane View Post
    I don't know much about God to be honest
    You don't know much about history either.

    Originally posted by Teh Dane View Post
    but isn't it against Him to earn money by supporting others wars?
    Is it? Can you find scripture backing up that thought?

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      And this from a country where, some years ago a Danish politician proposed to replace the Defense Ministry with a telephone answering machine with the message: "We surrender."

      The time before the Americans came to bail out Europe was known as "The Phoney War" and Christians do not support "Phoney" things. Like Our God, everything has to be "Real".

      God approves of Wars, that is why The Bible (KJV1611) says Ex:15:3: The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Wasn't saying Tintin was real
        was just saying he is not a Swedish made thing.

        Honestly though, lots of false fact in this thread that is irrelevant to Swedens religious status.

        Doesn't God judge individuals and not nations as a whole?
        And if God do judge whole of humanity then he has forsaken all humanity.

        Point being, swedes have the right to be christian too, something that this thread clearly objects against.

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Cousland View Post
          swedes have the right to be christian too
          Of course, we even have few True Christian™ swiss. They have left their evil lutheran ways behind and become Christians.

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            Pippi porn? Yes sure it is. *cough* sarcasm *cough*
            If it were it would be inappropirate for children and it is a story aimed at a children audience.
            No, I don't admire drugs nor am I a pedophile.

            The satan I hear in my mind is your stupidity, its driving me insane.

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Cousland View Post
              Wasn't saying Tintin was real, was just saying he is not a Swedish made thing.
              A little late for apologies, but I will accept them and pray for you.

              Doesn't God judge individuals and not nations as a whole?
              No. This simply proves you are not a Christian and have never read a Bible (even in Swedish):
              Ex:23:23: For mine Angel shall go before thee, and bring thee in unto the Amorites, and the Hittites, and the Perizzites, and the Canaanites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites: and I will cut them off.
              Nu:13:29: The Amalekites dwell in the land of the south: and the Hittites, and the Jebusites, and the Amorites, dwell in the mountains: and the Canaanites dwell by the sea, and by the coast of Jordan.
              Nu:14:25: (Now the Amalekites and the Canaanites dwelt in the valley.) To morrow turn you, and get you into the wilderness by the way of the Red sea.
              Nu:14:43: For the Amalekites and the Canaanites are there before you, and ye shall fall by the sword: because ye are turned away from the LORD, therefore the LORD will not be with you.
              Nu:14:45: Then the Amalekites came down, and the Canaanites which dwelt in that hill, and smote them, and discomfited them, even unto Hormah.

              Nu:21:3: And the LORD hearkened to the voice of Israel, and delivered up the Canaanites; and they utterly destroyed them and their cities: and he called the name of the place Hormah.


              The Lord God, The Lord or Armies, judges by your race and nation!

              You know that God drowned everyone in a Flood and then made the races reappear through Noah's sons?
              And if God do judge whole of humanity then he has forsaken all humanity.
              What! He has forsaken us by doing His job?
              Point being, swedes have the right to be christian too, something that this thread clearly objects against.
              You are a land of hypocrites, liars, cheats and socialists. Do you really think God can love you?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Been borned and raised christian
                but due to the stupidity of those who claim they worship our good Lord I'm converting to Cthuluism.

                All hail Cthulhu and the Old Ones. They shalt return and smite the unbelievers and drive all to madness.

                Walk in madness everyone!

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by Cousland View Post
                  The satan I hear in my mind is your stupidity, its driving me insane.
                  You are correct that the voice in your head that says we are stupid is Satan. Your insanity, however, has nothing to do with us. It is a pre-existing condition.
                  Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    "Your a land of liars cheats and socialists"

                    Yes. We are not the only country filled with them. The whole world is infact.
                    I think there is more in America acctually.

                    I read the bible. I know God punish Humanity, but not nations. Religion existed longer than some nations. So God does not judge Nations, he judge a group of humans.

                    "Doing His job"
                    Humanity abandoned their job long ago. We're destroying the world and ourselves.

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by Cousland View Post
                      "Your a land of liars cheats and socialists"

                      Yes. We are not the only country filled with them. The whole world is infact.
                      I think there is more in America acctually.

                      I read the bible. I know God punish Humanity, but not nations. Religion existed longer than some nations. So God does not judge Nations, he judge a group of humans.

                      "Doing His job"
                      Humanity abandoned their job long ago. We're destroying the world and ourselves.
                      Dear Godmocking Whore;

                      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                      Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                      5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                      5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                      YIC,

                      --Pastor Ezekiel
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Cousland View Post
                        I read the bible. I know God punish Humanity, but not nations. Religion existed longer than some nations.
                        Are you calling God a liar? Here is another genocide by Our Lord!
                        1Sa:27:8: And David and his men went up, and invaded the Geshurites, and the Gezrites, and the Amalekites: for those nations were of old the inhabitants of the land, as thou goest to Shur, even unto the land of Egypt.
                        1Sa:27:9 And David smote the land, and left neither man nor woman alive, and took away the sheep, and the oxen, and the asses, and the camels, and the apparel, and returned, and came to Achish.
                        1Sa:27:10 And Achish said, Whither have ye made a road to day? And David said, Against the south of Judah, and against the south of the Jerahmeelites, and against the south of the Kenites.
                        1Sa:27:11 And David saved neither man nor woman alive, to bring tidings to Gath, saying, Lest they should tell on us, saying, So did David, and so will be his manner all the while he dwelleth in the country of the Philistines.


                        Or as you would say:
                        8Men David drog upp med sina män, och de företogo plundringståg i gesuréernas, girsiternas och amalekiternas land. Ty dessa stammar bodde sedan gammalt där i landet, fram emot Sur och ända intill Egyptens land.
                        9Och så ofta David härjade i landet, lät han varken män eller kvinnor bliva vid liv; men får och fäkreatur och åsnor och kameler och kläder tog han med sig och vände så tillbaka och kom till Akis.
                        10När då Akis sade: »Haven I väl i dag företagit något plundringståg?», svarade David: »Ja, i den del av Sydlandet, som tillhör Juda», eller: »I den del av Sydlandet, som tillhör jerameeliterna», eller: »I den del av Sydlandet, som tillhör kainéerna.»
                        11Men att David lät varken män eller kvinnor bliva vid liv och komma till Gat, det skedde därför att han tänkte: »De kunde eljest förråda oss och säga: 'Så och så har David gjort, så har han betett sig under hela den tid han har bott i filistéernas land.'»

                        Humanity abandoned their job long ago. We're destroying the world and ourselves.
                        Who is destroying the world? Sweden? No wonder God Hates you.

                        You should look after the Earth. You will want somewhere to live after Jesus comes and takes us Saved True Christians and leaves you sinners on Earth.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          You're abandoning the Swedes who acctually wants to be Christian
                          I am deeply offended by this rejection

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                            Pippi stories should be banned, they are nothing else than lolita porn.
                            I thought porn was about sex
                            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by odinist View Post
                              I thought porn was about sex
                              Shows what you know. It's about damning as many people who are enslaved to masturbation.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by odinist View Post
                                I thought porn was about sex
                                And Pippi stories aren't? Sure they lampshade it a bit, but come on, Pippi fornicates with a monkey and horse when she's not terrorizing and forcing herself sexually onto poor Mrs Settergren. Pippi and her great strenght are nothing more than wish fulfillment by teens who'se wanted to rap and abuse adults.

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