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  • #1531
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Live Deurt View Post
    It's actually armenian. Doesn't mean anything
    Arminianism is a heresy. You should be burned for lying about God. However, I shall pray for you.

    Anyway, God hates Armenia too - He sent the Turks to sort you out.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #1532
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      God hates Armenia too - He sent the Turks to sort you out.
      God hates everyone. Thats why all humans reject him

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      • #1533
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
        God hates everyone. Thats why all humans reject him
        What is it, opposite day in your asylum?

        If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #1534
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
          God hates everyone. Thats why all humans reject him
          Almost everyone!

          Matthew 7:13-14
          13Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • #1535
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
            God hates everyone. Thats why all humans reject him
            He dosnt hate us, but He hates you though, because you reject Him

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            • #1536
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
              He dosnt hate us
              Thats because youre not humans

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              • #1537
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
                Thats because youre not humans
                I know that True Christians(tm) are perfect. This is a fact. But we are not so perfect that we can be considered super human.

                Thank you anyway.

                Matthew 5:48 (King James Version) 48Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

                1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • #1538
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  I know that True Christians™ are perfect. This is a fact. But we are not so perfect that we can be considered super human.
                  I see your ego is fine.
                  The problem is you have to be a human to be a super human. And since you are christian you dont have the right to be called or treated as a human.
                  You have more common with sewer rats

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                  • #1539
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
                    You have more common with sewer rats
                    Since when are sewer rats Christians?

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                    • #1540
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
                      Since when are sewer rats Christians?
                      You are everywhere spreading your diseases.
                      So i guess you can be compared to flies to

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                      • #1541
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
                        I see your ego is fine.
                        I know. In fact, I am so incredibly humble that I have chosen to lead the life of a lumberjack, following my God-given passion for killing trees, which probably arouse you, as they basically amount to wooden ithyphalluses (double gay). I love killing trees because they are homoerotic and because they are bad for the environment, as Ronald Reagan pointed out in 1981 (see my signature). I also built my home out of the corpses of trees; it is a log cabin. I am a humble and modest True Christian™ Republican who knows that God created the universe with me in mind.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • #1542
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          God created the universe with me in mind.
                          HA HA HA HA so god created the earth just for you? Whats next? You are actually Jesus?
                          Maybe you should stop being a lumberjack and start a career as comedian

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                          • #1543
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
                            You are everywhere spreading your diseases.
                            So i guess you can be compared to flies to
                            As atheists have no moral compass they are the ones spreading diseases and they don't even care. Atheist girls behave like whores spreading their slutty germs around. Atheist men will partake in sodomy with strangers at the drop of a hat. If the world was full of True Christians and we had God's prescribed punishments available to us there would be no AIDS.

                            YIC

                            Jack
                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                            • #1544
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                              As atheists have no moral compass they are the ones spreading diseases and they don't even care. Atheist girls behave like whores spreading their slutty germs around. Atheist men will partake in sodomy with strangers at the drop of a hat. If the world was full of True Christians and we had God's prescribed punishments available to us there would be no AIDS.
                              Big words for someone that sees himself as a sheep.
                              At least atheist isnt knows as the worst terrosists in earths history. The talibans and even Hitler have a long way before they are worse than the filthy christian race

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                              • #1545
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
                                Big words for someone that sees himself as a sheep.
                                At least atheist isnt knows as the worst terrosists in earths history. The talibans and even Hitler have a long way before they are worse than the filthy christian race
                                So which particular terrorist activities by True Christians are you thinking of?

                                YIC

                                Jack
                                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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