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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22847
    #1531
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Live Deurt View Post
    It's actually armenian. Doesn't mean anything
    Arminianism is a heresy. You should be burned for lying about God. However, I shall pray for you.

    Anyway, God hates Armenia too - He sent the Turks to sort you out.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • hateful atheist sheep
        Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
        • Nov 2011
        • 40
        #1532
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        God hates Armenia too - He sent the Turks to sort you out.
        God hates everyone. Thats why all humans reject him

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #1533
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
            God hates everyone. Thats why all humans reject him
            What is it, opposite day in your asylum?

            If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409
                #1534
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
                God hates everyone. Thats why all humans reject him
                Almost everyone!

                Matthew 7:13-14
                13Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Proud Faroese
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 509
                    #1535
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
                    God hates everyone. Thats why all humans reject him
                    He dosnt hate us, but He hates you though, because you reject Him

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                      • hateful atheist sheep
                        Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                        • Nov 2011
                        • 40
                        #1536
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
                        He dosnt hate us
                        Thats because youre not humans

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337
                            #1537
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
                            Thats because youre not humans
                            I know that True Christians(tm) are perfect. This is a fact. But we are not so perfect that we can be considered super human.

                            Thank you anyway.

                            Matthew 5:48 (King James Version) 48Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

                            1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • hateful atheist sheep
                                Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                                • Nov 2011
                                • 40
                                #1538
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                I know that True Christians™ are perfect. This is a fact. But we are not so perfect that we can be considered super human.
                                I see your ego is fine.
                                The problem is you have to be a human to be a super human. And since you are christian you dont have the right to be called or treated as a human.
                                You have more common with sewer rats

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                                  • Proud Faroese
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Aug 2011
                                    • 509
                                    #1539
                                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                    Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
                                    You have more common with sewer rats
                                    Since when are sewer rats Christians?

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                                      • hateful atheist sheep
                                        Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                                        • Nov 2011
                                        • 40
                                        #1540
                                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                        Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
                                        Since when are sewer rats Christians?
                                        You are everywhere spreading your diseases.
                                        So i guess you can be compared to flies to

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                                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                            True Christian™
                                            • May 2010
                                            • 8337
                                            #1541
                                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                            Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
                                            I see your ego is fine.
                                            I know. In fact, I am so incredibly humble that I have chosen to lead the life of a lumberjack, following my God-given passion for killing trees, which probably arouse you, as they basically amount to wooden ithyphalluses (double gay). I love killing trees because they are homoerotic and because they are bad for the environment, as Ronald Reagan pointed out in 1981 (see my signature). I also built my home out of the corpses of trees; it is a log cabin. I am a humble and modest True Christian™ Republican who knows that God created the universe with me in mind.
                                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                              • hateful atheist sheep
                                                Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                                                • Nov 2011
                                                • 40
                                                #1542
                                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                God created the universe with me in mind.
                                                HA HA HA HA so god created the earth just for you? Whats next? You are actually Jesus?
                                                Maybe you should stop being a lumberjack and start a career as comedian

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                                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Feb 2011
                                                    • 4836
                                                    #1543
                                                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                                    Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
                                                    You are everywhere spreading your diseases.
                                                    So i guess you can be compared to flies to
                                                    As atheists have no moral compass they are the ones spreading diseases and they don't even care. Atheist girls behave like whores spreading their slutty germs around. Atheist men will partake in sodomy with strangers at the drop of a hat. If the world was full of True Christians and we had God's prescribed punishments available to us there would be no AIDS.

                                                    YIC

                                                    Jack
                                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                                      • hateful atheist sheep
                                                        Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                                                        • Nov 2011
                                                        • 40
                                                        #1544
                                                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                        As atheists have no moral compass they are the ones spreading diseases and they don't even care. Atheist girls behave like whores spreading their slutty germs around. Atheist men will partake in sodomy with strangers at the drop of a hat. If the world was full of True Christians and we had God's prescribed punishments available to us there would be no AIDS.
                                                        Big words for someone that sees himself as a sheep.
                                                        At least atheist isnt knows as the worst terrosists in earths history. The talibans and even Hitler have a long way before they are worse than the filthy christian race

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                                                          • Jack O'fagan
                                                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Feb 2011
                                                            • 4836
                                                            #1545
                                                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                                            Originally posted by Not a sheep View Post
                                                            Big words for someone that sees himself as a sheep.
                                                            At least atheist isnt knows as the worst terrosists in earths history. The talibans and even Hitler have a long way before they are worse than the filthy christian race
                                                            So which particular terrorist activities by True Christians are you thinking of?

                                                            YIC

                                                            Jack
                                                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                                            sigpic

                                                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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