[ILoveSweden]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Here in Sweden we beleive in unicorns. You should aswell. Jesus or god does not exist!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Here in Sweden we beleive in unicorns. You should aswell. Jesus or god does not exist!

Unicorns are mentioned in the Bible so clearly they exist. Just like Jesus and God.

Psalm 29:6 "He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn."

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Here in Sweden we beleive in unicorns. You should aswell. Jesus or god does not exist!

Friend,

God describes the Unicorn in The Bible nine different times. How can the Unicorn be mentioned in The Bible if God doesn't exist friend?

Let's be logical here.

[ILoveSweden]

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Unicorns are mentioned in the Bible so clearly they exist. Just like Jesus and God.

Psalm 29:6 "He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn."

Im not aloud to tell you this but that was just a hint that the unicorns are the real rulers of this universe. They just made that god guy and jesus up to lure people like you. They also made up that moses jedi guy who used his Jedi powers to cleave the red sea.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Every Christian knows that when times get hard, it is OK to tell lies for Jesus. It is more important that you are Saved than that you are able to grasp a complicated truth. – That’s what Eusabius said, and I believe it.

God also shows us when to lie in 1 Kings 22:19-24 and later He decides to make people think a lie is the truth: 2Th:2:11: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

Why is this in the “Sweden is Stupid” thread? Well here is the answer. God has sent a delusion to the Swedes. Instead of moving the Moderate Party (i.e. The Republicans) into a position of power, by making them “The Party of The Only God”. He has had them break with the Lutheran Church and become atheists (probably a bit better than being a Lutheran.)

God knows that in American all Christians vote Republican because He wants them to. If you vote Democrat, you are as good as spitting in His Perfect Face.

Moderates signal break with Church of Sweden http://www.thelocal.se/35786/20110826/
Published: 26 Aug 11 14:02 CET
The Moderate Party has announced that it will not stand in the next church elections which take place in 2013, signalling an intention to cut political ties with the Church of Sweden.

"This is a step taken with respect both to the many conservatives who have a religious commitment and the decision to separate church and state," the Moderate Party wrote in a statement on Friday.

This sentiment is supported by party secretary Sofia Arkelsten. (EDIT: A woman and therefore an idiot.) "The Moderate (party) is not standing in the national church elections, but moderates can!" Arkelsten wrote in a Twitter post on Friday.

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The party's church consultation group has been given the task of developing a new platform for its commitment to the Church of Sweden, while underlining that there is no longer a religious association within the party.[…]
With over 6.6 million baptised members, the Church of Sweden is the largest Lutheran church group of vile apostates in the world.

In other news: "Swedish Church to probe sex abuse allegations" Thus proving how close Lutherans are to the Vicar of Rome and his papist minions.

[lukasekman]

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I pray for urgent intervention, do anxiously wait for US to invade Sweden after the election of a Godly republican like Sarah Palin. Even if she win because Obama have an affair with a WWE diva, i'm totally fine with it.

Sweden keep falling into the socialist trap, and the influence of socialism isn't limited to notorious elements like SVT (state television run by the Social Democrat party), left-wing college gangs, militant proana animal rights terrorists and self-cutting feminists. Today, experts alert about that "social competence" keep gaining importance on expense on knowledge, even on the private labor market. This will eventually mean that the Swedish labor market is dominated by chatterboxes who don't produce much.

In addition, many Swedish employers are brainwashed by proana socialism, and reject Jesus, free markets and free competition. If a former employee starts his own business, they try to use atheist legal crap to shut down the business, or try bribe, instead of accepting Jesus and free competition.

Well, with more than a full year remaining, I have another idea. The Baltic Sea contain lots of cyanobacteria in the summers. Cyanobacteria produce a neurotoxin known as BMAA that cause severe neurological diseases, including Parkinson's disease and ALS. Meanwhile, the TBE virus, which cause neuropsychiatric diseases like borderline personality disorder, do infect a couple of hundreds each summer, from ticks. What if TBE catch up BMAA-producing genes from cyanobacteria, giving birth to a lethal BMAA/TBE Chimera virus, known as TBE IKEA. I pray to God that he strike the Swiss with the lethal airborne pathogen.

[gogeta]

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10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs. They specialize in finding new ways to demonstrate their utter and complete hate for God each and every day. There is no country on the planet where the people hate God more than Sweden! There can be no doubt that almost all Swedes will burn in Hell for all eternity while Satan tortures them with infinite Abba music.

Judges 7:20 "And the three companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and the trumpets in their right hands to blow withal: and they cried, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon."

1. Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..."
2. Sweden is not the only country in the world actively promoting people to become gay. They are however the only country who have Mr Gay Sweden competitions. Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade! For those Europeans who live in nice countries where being gay is against the law they even host EuroPride! Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
3. Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
4. Sweden has the worst femnazi actress ever: Ingrid Bergman. Actor John Gielgud had the following to say about her: "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them". She got all her roles by having sex with influential people. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... be in silence."
5. Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..."
6. As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..."
7. Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
8. Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;"
9. When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
10. Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that produces completely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..."

All people of Sweden need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, India, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Respect for you sir.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Respect for you sir.

Thank you! You seem like a nice smart fellow.

[Klendathu]

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Finally the Sweeds are exposed.

[Sister Kitty]

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Finally the Sweeds are exposed.

Heinlein fan?

(I'm guessing it has no idea what I'm talking about. )

[Klendathu]

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Like Starship Troopers Heinlein.

[Brother Enoch]

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Like Starship Troopers Heinlein.

Wonderful! You know how to use Google.

Now make your way over to the introduction forum and make a proper introduction so we can welcome you properly. Posting elsewhere until you do is hazardous to your posting privileges.

[Klendathu]

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Wonderful! You know how to use Google.

Now make your way over to the introduction forum and make a proper introduction so we can welcome you properly. Posting elsewhere until you do is hazardous to your posting privileges.

Ok I made an introduction.
You would think it was blatantly obvious, but I missed it. Sorry.

[DaveTheGamer]

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Please. You see Satan in everything dont you?

Well let us start with something as simple as basic knowledge about what you're talking about.

1: That's the NORWEGIAN FLAG. The swedish flag is BLUE AND YELLOW.
2: Now all your arguments have fallen and is considered complete and utter bull poop.
3: I love you guys, for making America look like the most retarded country in the world.
You're an inspiration to everyone that wants to study in America, that they SHOULD NOT do it! Since your education is obviously completely off the radar.

Oh the joy of stupidity. Oh the joy of stupidity. May Christ cry in heaven after seen this post.

[Alphonse Alban]

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1: That's the NORWEGIAN FLAG. The swedish flag is BLUE AND YELLOW.

That is swiss flag. This however is flag of Norway.



What was that you were saying?