[my worst nightmare]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

We're here. I think, therefore I am.

It's in Freehold, an unincorporated town we prefer to keep safe from unsaved invasion. The only way to find us is through private invitation, and for that you need to prove your saved status.


To keep our church and church-related activities up and running. Duh.


See question 1. Plus, we like to ensure our independence.


Because we follow the Bible word for word. No false faith can claim the same, even so-called "Christian" churches that pick and choose.

There you go. I answered your questions, so accept your failure (and don't try to squirm out of it by claiming you don't like the answers, that was never stated).

sorry sis. didnt answer all 3 fully, the original question asked for an address, not a general location. so no failure acceptance.

so do you guys have nothin better to do than spew this rubbish all day long, i mean i dont because im ahead at work so i can kick back.

one other question for you in particular sis. whats your favourite brand of apple?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

no. proof of your religions existance.

We're here. I think, therefore I am.

answer me these four questions and i will accept my failure.

1. What is the address of the landover baptist central church?

It's in Freehold, an unincorporated town we prefer to keep safe from unsaved invasion. The only way to find us is through private invitation, and for that you need to prove your saved status.

2. where do the paypal funds go?

To keep our church and church-related activities up and running. Duh.

3. why isnt the landover baptist church on the US religion registry?

See question 1. Plus, we like to ensure our independence.

4. How is your religion any more correct than others?

Because we follow the Bible word for word. No false faith can claim the same, even so-called "Christian" churches that pick and choose.

There you go. I answered your questions, so accept your failure (and don't try to squirm out of it by claiming you don't like the answers, that was never stated).

[my worst nightmare]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I wasn't asking you, because you obviously don't know. Didn't you read what you agreed to when you signed up to post here? Are you not aware of what you have given us permission to do to your computer? You're not the brightest student in your class, are you? But since you asked, here is the policy. Read it at this link if you don't believe me.

Fortunately im not underage, so i can be saved, but i need proof first, I have put forward 4 questions i need answered before i take any action

[my worst nightmare]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Proof of what, our salvation? We have that in our hearts for now, but come the trumpets you will see us and every other True Christian™ raised up to Glory in Rapture.
Is that why you're so angry? Do you think you're going to be left behind? It's not too late, you know. All you have to do is ask, and we will help you.

no. proof of your religions existance. answer me these four questions and i will accept my failure.

1. What is the address of the landover baptist central church?

2. where do the paypal funds go?

3. why isnt the landover baptist church on the US religion registry?

4. How is your religion any more correct than others?

[VictoryOS]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

You tell me, please link me to the information regarding that matter.

I wasn't asking you, because you obviously don't know. Didn't you read what you agreed to when you signed up to post here? Are you not aware of what you have given us permission to do to your computer? You're not the brightest student in your class, are you? But since you asked, here is the policy...

Anyone who certifies that they are at least eighteen years of age on the day of registration and has read and agrees to the Terms of Service.

Read it at this link if you don't believe me.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

oops typo, the letters are next to each other, get over it. Still no proof though? i guess you guys are more fake than breast implants

Proof of what, our salvation? We have that in our hearts for now, but come the trumpets you will see us and every other True Christian(tm) raised up to Glory in Rapture.
Is that why you're so angry? Do you think you're going to be left behind? It's not too late, you know. All you have to do is ask, and we will help you.

[my worst nightmare]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

What is our policy on underage posters again?

You tell me, please link me to the information regarding that matter.

Case closed.

oops typo, the letters are next to each other, get over it. Still no proof though? i guess you guys are more fake than breast implants

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

itd just stupid.

Case closed.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

What is our policy on underage posters again?

[my worst nightmare]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

sister whatserface, i am not a kiwi, they are from a different country, its like calling you a canadian, or a mexican, itd just stupid.

i didnt threaten to stalk you try keep up with the pace dear, it would appear that you cant read properly.

All i asked for was the address or phone number for the head office of landrover rapist or whatever its called?

Also if you still wanted to have that affair with me just let me know by sending another infraction notice and deleting my post with out any real communication

[my worst nightmare]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

fuckers

[VictoryOS]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

univited, so this is a closed form now, no new members, no new follewers to your new world order.

Not at all, actually it's the opposite. We want you to stay here in order to be exposed to the Lord's Love. The more time you spend in the Light, the more likely you are to become Saved.

When I said you were uninvited, I was just pointing out that you chose to come here and insult us. We didn't ask for it or seek you out. This makes you a troll. Since there are no trolls over the age of 16 or so, I have to wonder if you are underage.

"too stupid to understand science? Try religion!!"

I'm not sure where the reference to science comes from. We are well-educated (read: home-schooled) here at Landover, and our congregation has many scientists. We understand science and still love Jesus! Glory!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

oh no!! oh i repent i repent. oh won't somebody save me.

Jesus will save you, but you just need to open your heart and let Him in. And be grateful that I am the picture of True Christian(tm) forgiveness and will let calling me "wench" slide, unsaved scum.

[my worst nightmare]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I think nightmare heathen head here might be telling lies about there age. They can't spell and then dripples satanic rot to us trying to explain themselves.

oh i dripple it do I? looks like forheathenssake here might be lying about their age

[my worst nightmare]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

oh no!! oh i repent i repent. oh won't somebody save me.

pfft

"too stupid to understand science? Try religion!!"