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  • Grandma
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2015
    • 73

    #1

    Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians"

    It is a well known fact that lesbians are secretly straight men who are confused about their gender. Godly Logic would dictate that these "women" have smaller breasts, right?
    You can see that Negro and Chinese "women" have small breast sizes. Does this mean that they are lesbians? This would be yet another sin of Hamites. Ladies of Landover, what do you think? Share your thoughts below.
    Proverbs 3:5
    Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
  • Jim Farmer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2293

    #2
    Re: Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians"

    Aaahhh breasts. One of the few, if not the only redeeming qualities of a woman. According to God, that is!

    Isaiah 32:12 They shall lament for the teats, for the pleasant fields, for the fruitful vine.


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    • Titus Templeton
      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
      Jesus macht frei
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 5912

      #3
      Re: Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians"

      Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
      Aaahhh breasts. One of the few, if not the only redeeming qualities of a woman. According to God, that is!

      Isaiah 32:12 They shall lament for the teats, for the pleasant fields, for the fruitful vine.



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      • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2014
        • 1330

        #4
        Re: Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians"

        My bosom is not an item of lust, and is only for my husband as stated in 1 Corinthians 7:4 where it says, "The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband:"
        "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #5
          Re: Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians"

          Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
          My bosom is not an item of lust, and is only for my husband as stated in 1 Corinthians 7:4 where it says, "The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband:"
          Sister Elizabeth, you always share the most beautiful and uplifting verses. Bless you.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • Jim Farmer
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2014
            • 2293

            #6
            Re: Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians"

            Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
            My bosom is not an item of lust
            Neverthless I wish that woman with the large mammaries was my wife, instead of the flat-chested thing that I have.
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            • katesdreams
              Unsaved trash
              • Feb 2016
              • 1

              #7
              Re: Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians"

              is this site a joke?? it sounds like your minister has a fixation with sex. talking about womens natural orgasms?? hiding sins of his own?? take the beam out of your own eye before trying to remove the speck from your brothers! do not judge for you shall be judged by your own judgment. perhaps God created gays to see if we can not judge. all of my life God has spoken to me in dreams. i saw a dream happen today. a 13 year old girl stabbed to death by a college student. God showed me this 2 weeks before so i could see mans hearts. He showed me paris and a church in south carolina. God shows me mans heart. we will all be judged soon enough. you can read Gods judgment on my web page katesdreams. i have about 100 dreams God has given me on there. we should be praising God not worrying about what others are doing. if there are sinners around you need not speak. keep the mirror on self to see sin before it comes out. we are only judged for self. no one else will be there to point the finger at when you are before God. i was told to tell the world Gods message. peace and blessings, kate.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #8
                Re: Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians"

                Originally posted by katesdreams View Post
                is this site a joke?? it sounds like your minister has a fixation with sex...
                Grandma is most certainly NOT a minister (1 Corinthians 14:34), but she seems to know the Bible better than you, so why not take this opportunity to learn how to serve God the right way (at least, if you want to claim to be Christian)?


                ...take the beam out of your own eye before trying to remove the speck from your brothers! do not judge for you shall be judged by your own judgment...
                Yeah, you should read that passage again. It does NOT say to not judge, rather it says do not judge hypocritically. As the Bible says that True Christians™ are perfect, they are ideally suited to judge all of the sins of mankind.


                ...perhaps God created gays to see if we can not judge...
                Or perhaps, the Bible tells us why He created gays. Someone has to burn in Hell forever, otherwise why would God have created it?


                ...someone's lame attempt to justify leaning to their own feelings instead of following God's word as laid out in the Bible for all of us to easily follow SNIPPED..
                Yeah, Scripture or STFU, thanks!

                Scripture supporting everything I've claimed the Bible says above available on request.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29446

                  #9
                  Re: Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians"

                  Originally posted by katesdreams View Post
                  is this site a joke?? it sounds like your minister has a fixation with sex. talking about womens natural orgasms?? hiding sins of his own?? take the beam out of your own eye before trying to remove the speck from your brothers! do not judge for you shall be judged by your own judgment. perhaps God created gays to see if we can not judge. all of my life God has spoken to me in dreams. i saw a dream happen today. a 13 year old girl stabbed to death by a college student. God showed me this 2 weeks before so i could see mans hearts. He showed me paris and a church in south carolina. God shows me mans heart. we will all be judged soon enough. you can read Gods judgment on my web page katesdreams. i have about 100 dreams God has given me on there. we should be praising God not worrying about what others are doing. if there are sinners around you need not speak. keep the mirror on self to see sin before it comes out. we are only judged for self. no one else will be there to point the finger at when you are before God. i was told to tell the world Gods message. peace and blessings, kate. www.katesdreams.proboards.com

                  I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

                  Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

                  New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

                  We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

                  Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.





                  First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                  Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                  Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                  If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                  Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                  And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                  I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Alvin Moss
                    Serving Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 4468

                    #10
                    Re: Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians"

                    Originally posted by katesdreams View Post
                    is this site a joke?? it sounds like your minister has a fixation with sex. talking about womens natural orgasms?? hiding sins of his own?? take the beam out of your own eye before trying to remove the speck from your brothers! do not judge for you shall be judged by your own judgment. perhaps God created gays to see if we can not judge. all of my life God has spoken to me in dreams. i saw a dream happen today. a 13 year old girl stabbed to death by a college student. God showed me this 2 weeks before so i could see mans hearts. He showed me paris and a church in south carolina. God shows me mans heart. we will all be judged soon enough. you can read Gods judgment on my web page katesdreams. i have about 100 dreams God has given me on there. we should be praising God not worrying about what others are doing. if there are sinners around you need not speak. keep the mirror on self to see sin before it comes out. we are only judged for self. no one else will be there to point the finger at when you are before God. i was told to tell the world Gods message. peace and blessings, kate. www.katesdreams.proboards.com

                    Welcome, Kate. May I direct your attention to 1 Timothy 2:12? The Lord sayeth: But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.


                    Do you have your husband's permission to be here? You seem to feel that you are some kind of prophet. That is dangerous thinking.
                    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22847

                      #11
                      Re: Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians"

                      Originally posted by katesdreams View Post
                      ...all of my life God has spoken to me in dreams. i saw a dream happen today. a 13 year old girl stabbed to death by a college student. God showed me this 2 weeks before so i could see mans hearts. He showed me paris and a church in south carolina. God shows me mans heart. we will all be judged soon enough. you can read Gods judgment on my web page katesdreams. i have about 100 dreams God has given me on there. we should be praising God not worrying about what others are doing. if there are sinners around you need not speak. keep the mirror on self to see sin before it comes out. we are only judged for self. no one else will be there to point the finger at when you are before God. i was told to tell the world Gods message. peace and blessings, kate. www.katesdreams.proboards.com
                      Kate, my dear, your alleged Godly Revelations seem only to happen after the event.
                      And then there is this
                      my dreams of God are about signs. the first dream of God was several years ago. i was told there would be a sign from God. that was the dream. in the dream i thought it would be something in the sky. i believed. 2 weeks later there was a double sonic boom. the military said it was not them. no one ever said what it was.
                      Although I approve of women not using the capital I, as it shows they are subservient and inferior, I have to say that not knowing what a sign is, is not exactly a prophecy, is it? It isn't even remarkable. The only things that make "double sonic booms" are aircraft. To say it was God is a brave act of guessing. I happen to know that Pastor Zeke's jet was passing over Norfolk, VA. at about that time, so I think we have solved that one.

                      On the other hand, I had the most vivid dream just before Christmas that Donald Trump would be defeated by Ted Cruz. I didn't tell anyone about it. But it was so clear. Why! I even saw the figures for the votes - they were written on a wall with a fiery hand - just like Nebuchadnezzar.

                      Now that is real prophecy - I mentioned it to the other pastors on the morning after it had happened. All you are doing is saying you had a dream after something has happened.

                      You are probably doing this because you don't have a husband and children - you need something to attract the attention of a good Christian man to you. But Kate... this is not the way. The only being's attention that you have attracted is Satan's.
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                      • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2014
                        • 1330

                        #12
                        Re: Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians"

                        Originally posted by katesdreams View Post
                        is this site a joke?? it sounds like your minister has a fixation with sex. talking about womens natural orgasms?? hiding sins of his own?? take the beam out of your own eye before trying to remove the speck from your brothers! do not judge for you shall be judged by your own judgment. perhaps God created gays to see if we can not judge. all of my life God has spoken to me in dreams. i saw a dream happen today. a 13 year old girl stabbed to death by a college student. God showed me this 2 weeks before so i could see mans hearts. He showed me paris and a church in south carolina. God shows me mans heart. we will all be judged soon enough. you can read Gods judgment on my web page katesdreams. i have about 100 dreams God has given me on there. we should be praising God not worrying about what others are doing. if there are sinners around you need not speak. keep the mirror on self to see sin before it comes out. we are only judged for self. no one else will be there to point the finger at when you are before God. i was told to tell the world Gods message. peace and blessings, kate. www.katesdreams.proboards.com
                        Welcome, Miss Kate. Do you have a husband? I doubt it since you run a website rather than putting your energy into serving the Lord the way He commanded us as in being wives and mothers as sated in Titus 2:4 "That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,"


                        Sincerely,
                        Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                        "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                        • Grandma
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2015
                          • 73

                          #13
                          Re: Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians"

                          Originally posted by katesdreams View Post
                          is this site a joke?? it sounds like your minister has a fixation with sex. talking about womens natural orgasms?? hiding sins of his own?? take the beam out of your own eye before trying to remove the speck from your brothers! do not judge for you shall be judged by your own judgment. perhaps God created gays to see if we can not judge. all of my life God has spoken to me in dreams. i saw a dream happen today. a 13 year old girl stabbed to death by a college student. God showed me this 2 weeks before so i could see mans hearts. He showed me paris and a church in south carolina. God shows me mans heart. we will all be judged soon enough. you can read Gods judgment on my web page katesdreams. i have about 100 dreams God has given me on there. we should be praising God not worrying about what others are doing. if there are sinners around you need not speak. keep the mirror on self to see sin before it comes out. we are only judged for self. no one else will be there to point the finger at when you are before God. i was told to tell the world Gods message. peace and blessings, kate. www.katesdreams.proboards.com
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                          Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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                          • Sarah Jane Watson
                            Unsaved trash, lezbean witch
                            • Feb 2016
                            • 11

                            #14
                            Re: Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians"

                            This article is problematic, as is this website.
                            Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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                            • Des
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2013
                              • 2718

                              #15
                              Re: Breast Size Worldwide or "Why All Hamite Women are Lesbians"

                              Originally posted by Sarah Jane Watson View Post
                              This article is problematic, as is this website.


                              No, pumpkin. What is problematic are kids too dumb to check inside their underwear and figure out what gender they are. I blame this abject stupidity on the public school system. I've never met a home schooled kid that didn't have sense enough to know if they were an innie or an outie.
                              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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