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John Allen 03-01-2014 11:49 AM

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Now those are some wise words there, Mr. Ezekiel.

Pastor Ezekiel 03-02-2014 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by John Allen (Post 1069986)
Now those are some wise words there, Mr. Ezekiel.

That would be PASTOR Ezekiel to you, friend. :shades2:

I didn't go to Seminary School for 18 months to be called "mister" by the likes of you. :glare:

John Allen 03-02-2014 09:51 AM

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Pardon me. PASTOR Ezekiel.

Witch Hammer 03-04-2014 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by John Allen (Post 1070286)
Pardon me. PASTOR Ezekiel.

I sense attitude. Remember, boy, you're only half a click above Unsaved Trash. When you are corrected by your superiors, take it with grace and try not to fly into a snit.:nono:

Science=Satan 04-03-2014 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1032202)
It's hard for young men to get a wife these days. Be brave and stay the course men, because when Biblical Law and free-market Reason rules America, getting a wife will be as easy as slipping in a pill and saying "Drill, baby drill":

A free-market professor points out that government laws preventing environmental destruction are just as absurd as laws against rape:
Granola McMustardseed just hates the idea that someone, somewhere might be altering the natural state of a wilderness area. It’s not that Granola ever plans to visit that area or to derive any other direct benefits from it; it’s just the idea of wilderness desecration that causes her deep psychic distress. [Is that ] an argument for discouraging, say, oil drilling in Alaska, either through taxes or regulation? [Let alone an even worse act of tyranny, cancelling government subsidies to the oil industry].

...Let's suppose that you, or I, or someone we love, or someone we care about from afar, is raped while unconscious in a way that causes no direct physical harm—no injury, no pregnancy, no disease transmission. (Note: The Steubenville rape victim, according to all the accounts I've read, was not even aware that she'd been sexually assaulted until she learned about it from the Internet some days later.) Despite the lack of physical damage, we are shocked, appalled and horrified at the thought of being treated in this way, and suffer deep trauma as a result. Ought the law discourage such acts of rape? Should they be illegal?...

As long as I'm safely unconsious and therefore shielded from the costs of an assault, why shouldn't the rest of the world (or more specifically my attackers) be allowed to reap the benefits? And if the thought of those benefits makes me shudder, why should my shuddering be accorded any more public policy weight than
[environmentalists]?

It is, I think, a red herring to say that there's something peculiarly sacred about the boundaries of our bodies. Every time someone on my street turns on a porch light, trillions of photons penetrate my body....bodily penetration does not seem to be in some sort of special protected category.
Exactly - what's the difference between becoming the cum-dumpster of some drooling fratboy who put a pill in your drink, and having a light shine on you?

Well, unless it's a government streetlight, then obviously it's tyranny.

As usual, the Bible has the answer. Since the woman is unconscious, she didn't cry out. That means she has to be executed under Biblical law: Deuteronomy 22:23-24

Heck, if you execute her while she's still unconscious, there's no chance of her EVER having psychic harm.

But on the positive side, anyone who can afford date-rape pills can probably also afford the 50-shekel dowry which will turn his unconscious cum-dumpster into his new wife: Deuteronomy 22:28-29

So it's more likely she'll wake up to find she's already a married woman. That's good, because weddings are expensive and they fund some shady people.

Oh, unless it's a homosexual rape, in which case you both have to be executed. The Bible is very clear on this, there's no exception for rape victims: Leviticus 20:13

So, take heart young men. Once our government shutdown has made the democrats capitulate and appease us, Bibilical law will be the law of the land. Thus Jesus will ban the birth control pill, and legalize the "instawife pill™".

NO just don't even go there rape does harm women it scars their psyche it harms their...you know what i could cause unwanted pregnancy it could give them a STD like AID or HIV and i doubt their rapist even has intent on letting them live and why do you people say pregnancy from rape is a good thing i mean if she does get pregnant the baby shares some of both of the women's and the rapist's DNA so the baby could grow up to be a rapist
and i don't know what country you think you live in but here in America rape is illegal and to the tags on this raped women CAN get pregnant rape isn't a good thing it's a very bad thing.

Mary Etheldreda 04-03-2014 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ScienceWins (Post 1078375)
NO just don't even go there rape does harm women it scars their psyche it harms their...you know what i could cause unwanted pregnancy it could give them a STD like AID or HIV and i doubt their rapist even has intent on letting them live and why do you people say pregnancy from rape is a good thing i mean if she does get pregnant the baby shares some of both of the women's and the rapist's DNA so the baby could grow up to be a rapist
and i don't know what country you think you live in but here in America rape is illegal and to the tags on this raped women CAN get pregnant rape isn't a good thing it's a very bad thing.

If God blesses a woman with a baby through the means of legitimate rape, it's not "unwanted."

If you think STDs and the AIDS are worse than HELL, then you need to open up your Bible and start reading.

There is no such thing as "rapist DNA."

If a rape is legitimate, the body has ways to shut the whole thing down, and no adverse consequences can be expected. Besides, hospitals have kits that clean everything up.

Landover Baptist offers a True Christian™ Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape. Please pass this information on.

:)

Vicodunce 07-12-2014 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 1070261)
That would be PASTOR Ezekiel to you, friend. :shades2:

I didn't go to Seminary School for 18 months to be called "mister" by the likes of you. :glare:

Aw, you're superiority complex is so cute :wub:

Steph Leia 07-12-2014 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Vioiciune (Post 1100095)
Aw, you're superiority complex is so cute :wub:

How would you like it if you spend 18 months of your life doing something amazing, like becoming a pastor, then have to listen to people completely ignore all your hard work and treat you like someone who never even bothered to get up off the couch watching their satanic TV shows. Of course not saying that the people here who are Mr do that, but 90% atheists just watch TV all the time, and they aren't smart enough to get any qualifications at all.

bestman 07-22-2014 05:25 PM

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Rape is a myth. Rape is a hoax made up by feminists to help Obama make our army gay.

There is sex between a married man and a woman. And there is other sex that leads to either death or marriage. Unless the "raped" women refuses to obey God: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?


How do you explain baptist rape victims Syria in by Isis Muslims

Dr Laurence Niles 07-22-2014 05:29 PM

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How do you explain baptist rape victims Syria in by Isis Muslims

They are obviously not real Christians.

Keep up.

YIC

bestman 07-22-2014 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles (Post 1101816)
They are obviously not real Christians.

Keep up.

YIC


nonsense what you are saying brother ,



They decapitated the men of the church and raping the daughters and wives

Dr Laurence Niles 07-22-2014 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bestman (Post 1101824)
nonsense what you are saying brother ,



They decapitated the men of the church and raping the daughters and wives

I don't see the problem here. If they were not devout enough Jesus will punish them.

2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."
John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
Psalm 7:12 "If he turn not, he will whet his sword; he hath bent his bow, and made it ready."

So they cannot have really been faithful and Jesus knows the hearts of men.

Proverbs 15:3 "The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good."
Acts 1:24 "And they prayed, and said, Thou, Lord, which knowest the hearts of all men, shew whether of these two thou hast chosen"

Jesus will not be mocked by false Christians and will send them to the Lake of Fire with all the homers, dogs and wizards.

YIC

bestman 07-22-2014 06:13 PM

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I assume you can just go there with your wife and children please try it:D

Mary Etheldreda 07-22-2014 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by bestman (Post 1101824)
nonsense what you are saying brother ,



They decapitated the men of the church and raping the daughters and wives

Are you seriously suggesting that God couldn't have prevented that if He had a mind to? Are you seriously suggesting that a True Christian™ couldn't call upon the powers of Heaven and thwarted the evil doings if he had but requested, as Jesus Himself promises is possible (Mark 11:22-24)? Are you seriously suggesting that God Himself would have turned a blind eye on His own adopted son (2 Corinthians 6:18), ignored the plight of the joint-heir to the throne (Romans 8:16-17)?

Or do you honestly think all men who are pastors of churches are legitimate Christians? Are you unaware of those who would pose as Christians for the sake of duping a foolish flock (Matthew 7:15)? Are you unaware of how easily some people can manipulate the emotions of others for their own sinful gain? Do you really think that just because a man calls himself a Christian and preaches from the pulpit that he is in fact a man of God?

That dear, is nonsense. That dear, is precisely why the Lord Jesus Christ commands us to judge with righteous judgement (John 7:24). That dear, is exactly why we look to the fruit of one's labors, not his promises (Luke 6:43).

If a man is beheaded and his girls raped, he was clearly no friend of Jesus. You would never see one of Pastor Zeke's daughters become a rape victim in Syria by Isis Muslims.

Dr Laurence Niles 07-22-2014 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bestman (Post 1101826)
I assume you can just go there with your wife and children please try it:D

How rude :angry:

My wife left me and I'll thank you not to bring up such painful memories: you are very cruel.

YIC

bestman 07-22-2014 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles (Post 1101831)
How rude :angry:

My wife left me and I'll thank you not to bring up such painful memories: you are very cruel.

YIC

sorry men ,but you are also very cruel

bestman 07-22-2014 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1101827)
Are you seriously suggesting that God couldn't have prevented that if He had a mind to? Are you seriously suggesting that a True Christian™ couldn't call upon the powers of Heaven and thwarted the evil doings if he had but requested, as Jesus Himself promises is possible (Mark 11:22-24)? Are you seriously suggesting that God Himself would have turned a blind eye on His own adopted son (2 Corinthians 6:18), ignored the plight of the joint-heir to the throne (Romans 8:16-17)?

Or do you honestly think all men who are pastors of churches are legitimate Christians? Are you unaware of those who would pose as Christians for the sake of duping a foolish flock (Matthew 7:15)? Are you unaware of how easily some people can manipulate the emotions of others for their own sinful gain? Do you really think that just because a man calls himself a Christian and preaches from the pulpit that he is in fact a man of God?

That dear, is nonsense. That dear, is precisely why the Lord Jesus Christ commands us to judge with righteous judgement (John 7:24). That dear, is exactly why we look to the fruit of one's labors, not his promises (Luke 6:43).

If a man is beheaded and his girls raped, he was clearly no friend of Jesus. You would never see one of Pastor Zeke's daughters become a rape victim in Syria by Isis Muslims.


Muslims are not a friend of jezus the reaper are moslims reaping True Christian womens

M. Mansfield, MD 07-26-2014 07:35 PM

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I am always shocked when someone comes to me saying, "I've been raped, doctor! Help me!" as if I am supposed to just drop everything I'm doing and run to help a godless woman that has tempted a decent man to commit adultery with her. I remember once being chastised by a whore that felt my attending to a fine sister of the church and her needs (headache) was not as important as her recent rape. She referred to it as a "violent crime against nature." My first words to her were, "When did you last spend time with the Lord? When did you last read His Word?"

She was aghast and began spouting names I will not place in this Godly forum. She felt that the man that "did this" to her should be blamed. I pointed out that she had been showing her bare calves to the world, along with her entire arm from elbow to fingers. Her neckline displayed her entire neck in a seductive, come-here-and-touch-me kind of way.

She was perfectly healthy! But get this: she had NO intention of marrying her rapist. She wanted him prosecuted and wanted me to provide samples of his manly juices taken from her temptress parts and her undergarment. When I refused, she threatened me with legal action. I stood true to my God and knew that He would protect me. It's high time women took responsibility for their actions, brethren. We doctors are busy folk.

Thank God I'm White 07-27-2014 09:50 PM

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I hope that the recently heavenly inspired ruling of Hobby Lobby by the court will allow you to show the righteous actions you took in light of your understanding of faith in Jesus Christ (who is clearly white by the way) is acceptable and this whore can just deal with her choices.

BTW, she isn't going to try to get an abortion is she? After all, a child produced from this "rape" is a joyous gift to the mother!

Virginia D. Templeton 07-28-2014 05:26 PM

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It's important to bear in mind that rape is much more serious when the victim is a man. With normal rape, the organs are at least being used for their intended purpose, crudely speaking. God designed woman to be penetrated by man. Whether the woman says she wants it or not isn't really the issue—it's all about the circumstances of the act. A negro stalking a sweet blonde virgin in an alley and forcing his fetid, disease-ridden body on and into her is obviously bad, and requires rope therapy. A man who is himself forced to ravish his wife when she refuses to bear children is doing nothing wrong by Biblical standards (the only standards that matter). He's doing his duty as a husband, father, and man of God. Sorry, feminists, but we don't make the rules and neither do you.

Homosexual rape is quite different. It's a perversion of nature. God decided a long time ago what the butthole was for, and he makes that very clear in His Word:

Romans 1:27
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


Unseemly. Unnatural. God never says that about regular rape. In fact, all sodomy is rape, because the anal sphincters naturally resist penetration. It takes several hours for a sodomite to enter his "partner" during "gay" "sex," lest he cause irreparable damage that may lead to sepsis and death. Doesn't sound very gay to me! In fact, the illness and injury wrought by this behavior are the earthly components of the recompense God talks about. They are, of course, a picnic compared to what follows in the next life.

The word "rape" can mean so many different things that there's really no point in using it anymore. In Freehold County law, the term used is "unplanned sexual event." Much better. It's more accurate and it doesn't bring up so many emotions.


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