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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
    Indeed, Sister! The Lord gave her over to the expected death associated with her sin. Having her die in an industrial fire instead might have been a fun twist, but this time Jesus avoided any theatrics and stayed with a simple, linear sequence.
    The Austrians are a simple-minded people, Sister, and had The Lord not made it absolutely blindingly obvious that their acts have consequences then they might not have made the connection.

    As a mother, one learns these things.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
      The Austrians are a simple-minded people, Sister, and had The Lord not made it absolutely blindingly obvious that their acts have consequences then they might not have made the connection.
      So true.
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
        An unnamed Austrian woman has died of gluttony while participating in a contest to cram as many "lamingtons" as possible into her mouth.
        Apparently this is how these aboriginal people celebrate their national socialist day.

        Ephesians 4:19 Who being past feeling have given themselves over unto lasciviousness, to work all uncleanness with greediness.

        This happened in a saloon. This is the kind of thing that happens when people start staying out late and drinking gin and dancing and playing dominoes until all hours. All of these dance halls and bar rooms should be shut down because they are all cesspools of sin and depravity.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
          It looks as though Kobe Bryant may have enjoyed the infernal flames before descending into Satan's lair.

          At least he died prepared, with some inkling of what he will suffer for all eternity.
          I always thought that Kobe was just a Godless City in Godless Japan called 神戸市 in their sorry excuse for a language. Was this person Japanese? I do understand the allure of manly sumo wrestlers but why would a real 'Merican® want to be known by an Asiatic name?

          I think that instead of the game this Bryant guy played, we should support President Trump, an avid follower and patron of the Sumo Games. perhaps next year in Kobe, the geographical one, unless Jesus takes us up before that?



          Whatever President Trump endorses, I endorse also. We all, after all, all wrestlers against the archons of this age. The manly and muscular sumotori above has better chances of gaining a VIP pass to Heaven than this Bryant guy.

          Ephesians 6:12
          For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.


          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
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          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            In reality, I actually did not know about Kobe Bryant before this accident. The name was very vaguely familiar but I thought that he was perhaps a rap artist...
            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Philemon View Post
              he may burn in hell, but he and his friends knew how to argue! Reminds me of you True Christians.


              Yic,


              Philemon


              not that you argue of course. but you know what I mean
              True Christians state the truth. Once you know the Truth, there is no need to argue. Only atheists and catlicks "argue".



              Their problem is that they are arguing with God, and that's an argument you're never going to win.
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              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                In reality, I actually did not know about Kobe Bryant before this accident. The name was very vaguely familiar but I thought that he was perhaps a rap artist...
                No worries - I had no idea, either. So when the news broke, I first assumed he was some sort of a football player, because Americans love their not real football so much...
                God created fossils to test our faith.

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                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
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                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
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                • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Just as Britain gains emancipation, they also cut their losses; I see nobody's noticed that Nicholas Parsons died this week, and even I'm not sure where I heard of him from before? Some game show perhaps.

                  He looks like a creepy boy diddler, doesn't he, right there with Jimmy Saville? He even has the word 'parsons' in his name, which is not the proper term for any leader of God, more like something a poof Anglican would use. Definitely he's rotting in Hell now.

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                  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Witch, pervert, traitor to the nation-The prolonged carbuncle Anne Cox Chambers has gone to have her dried cooter waxed upon Satan's spiked Johnson, over and over for her years of disservice, in devotion to the Democrats.


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                    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by phucker67 View Post
                      I see nobody's noticed that Nicholas Parsons died this week, and even I'm not sure where I heard of him from before?
                      My family currently has the misfortune to live in Britain in the service of God, the President and Landover Baptist Church (in that order) and none of us has ever heard of him either. That photo is a perfect illustration of a saying of my dear father's: "Never trust a man in a cravat."

                      As to Anne Cox Chambers, I see Jimmy Carter once appointed her as ambassador to "Belgium", an imaginary country. Who says the Demoncrats have no sense of humor?
                      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                        As to Anne Cox Chambers, I see Jimmy Carter once appointed her as ambassador to "Belgium", an imaginary country. Who says the Demoncrats have no sense of humor?


                        Double funny that they'd appoint a woman as an ambassador. Of course God's going to have the last chortle when he smites ex-President Carter. Is that thing still alive?

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                        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Looks like Kirk Douglas got his! God was generous letting him last 103 years - clearly just toying with Kirky, buttering him up for an eternal roasting in Hellfire!

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                          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Also dead is someone by the name of Frank Plummer. I never heard of him, but it says he was researching HIV. Clearly God was not tickled by this, as His Word is clear on what happens to those who meddle with things they shouldn't.

                            Proverbs 20:3 It is an honour for a man to cease from strife: but every fool will be meddling.



                            1 Thessalonians 4:11 And that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you;

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                            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Kirk Douglass was a fine actor in the movies at the Saturday Morning Kid's Show double feature at the Bellaire Theatre. It was fifty cents. Of course, that was some years ago. Sadly, Mr. Douglass, who was not really Mr. Douglass but rather some kind of Eastern European sounding name that I can't remember, was a Jew working under an assumed name and died unsaved. He is now suffering the fate of most Jews, them that do not accept Jesus. That fate is Hell and it awaits all who pass unsaved.
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                                Sadly, Mr. Douglass, who was not really Mr. Douglass but rather some kind of Eastern European sounding name that I can't remember, was a Jew working under an assumed name and died unsaved. He is now suffering the fate of most Jews, them that do not accept Jesus. That fate is Hell and it awaits all who pass unsaved.
                                There is no excuse for a man who lives in the same city (Hollywood) and with the same first name as True Christian(tm) and power-evangelical Kirk Cameron who could have avoided hearing the Good News that Jesus is preparing a place in Heaven for those who believe (some restrictions may apply). Whatever his real name is, Spartacus there clearly rejected the offer of eternally praising Jesus and instead chose eternal damnation. I have no sympathy. Let the dead bury the dead.
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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