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Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin - Best Friends and Mutual Love in Jesus Christ!
Wonderful news!
All along we knew that Jesus would not stand idle when it came to choosing the forever leader for the Western Part of the Free World. So Jesus sent one of His three bestest friends, Mr. Vladimir Putin, to ensure Mr. Trump's Election last November. Basically, Jesus Himself elected The Donald through His go-between, Vlad-boy!
This means that a new era of peace and prosperity awaits all those who join this Axis of Grace; but for those who reject these two 101-% heterosexual Godly leaders, it's gonna be lots of wailing and gnashing of teeth (Matthew 8:12).
Now, this is of course old news. The Wonderful New piece of information is that the Russian Nation is embracing The Donald's Election with open arms and tremendous hospitality. Never ever before has the U.S. of A. been portrayed in such a favorable light in the other nation participating in our New Axis of All Things Bright and Beautiful. First, there is product development. The most popular consumer product in all Russia, Tula Sugar, is now launching a campaign to improve the Godly relations between Russians and Godly Americans by issuing a special batch of its bestest sugar in remembrance of the Glorious November Election and to promote the Sweet and Merciful Nature of both Jesus (Jonah 4:2), The Donald and Vlad!
[Translation: The Real Tula Sugar. A Batch to Remember the Election of the 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump.]
Song of Solomon 5:13
His cheeks are as a bed of spices, as sweet flowers: his lips like lilies, dropping sweet smelling myrrh.
Even better, a high-quality Russian Newspaper, Ekspress Gazeta, has The Donald portrayed together with his friend Vlad on the cover of their 2017 calendar. This calendar is going to hang on the walls of every single office and private home in Russia! Can we match that? We should, or Jesus may shift His focus unto Russia as His most favored nation.
Here we can see that The Donald and Vladimir are really the Jonathan and David or our time. This is the Bromance made in Heaven!
1 Samuel 18:1
And it came to pass, when he had made an end of speaking unto Saul, that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul.
Any day now, Mr. Trump and Mr. Putin will divide the World by a new Covenant!
1 Samuel 18:3
Then Jonathan and David made a covenant, because he loved him as his own soul.
The Donald now owes Vladimir big time, because Mr. Putin helped him win the election over the swarms of liberal demons. He will essentially have to do whatever his Platonic Love tells him to do. But that is nothing to be worried about. Let us translate the text of this beautiful piece of pictorial art!
[Far in Distance but Close to Our Hearts! Christianity! Superpowers! Nationalism!]
By continuing to take Mr. Putin's advice and initiative in all his future political moves, The Donald will ensure that these issues - also so close to the Heart of Jesus - will be realized on a daily basis also in America.
1 Samuel 20:17
And Jonathan caused David to swear again, because he loved him: for he loved him as he loved his own soul.
Any day now, Jesus will call us to our Home in Heaven, and these two Lovers in Christ will be sure to attend to His marriage banquet hand in hand with seats reserved to the close proximity of Sweet Jesus!
Revelation 19:9
And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of God.
This is not only politics or a Bromantic Political Union between two superpowers. There is a third super-superpower involved: The Kingdom of God and we're now all citizens of that, the Greatest of All Nations!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
All along we knew that Jesus would not stand idle when it came to choosing the forever leader for the Western Part of the Free World. So Jesus sent one of His three bestest friends, Mr. Vladimir Putin, to ensure Mr. Trump's Election last November. Basically, Jesus Himself elected The Donald through His go-between, Vlad-boy!
The report said Russia showed a "clear preference" for Donald Trump, the president-elect, and carried out cyber attacks and issued propaganda both to boost his chances and to undermine confidence in American democracy.
Now, this is of course old news. The Wonderful New piece of information is that the Russian Nation is embracing The Donald's Election with open arms and tremendous hospitality. Never ever before has the U.S. of A. been portrayed in such a favorable light in the other nation participating in our New Axis of All Things Bright and Beautiful. First, there is product development. The most popular consumer product in all Russia, Tula Sugar, is now launching a campaign to improve the Godly relations between Russians and Godly Americans by issuing a special batch of its bestest sugar in remembrance of the Glorious November Election and to promote the Sweet and Merciful Nature of both Jesus (Jonah 4:2), The Donald and Vlad!
[Translation: The Real Tula Sugar. A Batch to Remember the Election of the 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump.]
Song of Solomon 5:13
His cheeks are as a bed of spices, as sweet flowers: his lips like lilies, dropping sweet smelling myrrh.
Even better, a high-quality Russian Newspaper, Ekspress Gazeta, has The Donald portrayed together with his friend Vlad on the cover of their 2017 calendar. This calendar is going to hang on the walls of every single office and private home in Russia! Can we match that? We should, or Jesus may shift His focus unto Russia as His most favored nation.
Here we can see that The Donald and Vladimir are really the Jonathan and David or our time. This is the Bromance made in Heaven!
1 Samuel 18:1
And it came to pass, when he had made an end of speaking unto Saul, that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul.
Any day now, Mr. Trump and Mr. Putin will divide the World by a new Covenant!
1 Samuel 18:3
Then Jonathan and David made a covenant, because he loved him as his own soul.
The Donald now owes Vladimir big time, because Mr. Putin helped him win the election over the swarms of liberal demons. He will essentially have to do whatever his Platonic Love tells him to do. But that is nothing to be worried about. Let us translate the text of this beautiful piece of pictorial art!
[Far in Distance but Close to Our Hearts! Christianity! Superpowers! Nationalism!]
By continuing to take Mr. Putin's advice and initiative in all his future political moves, The Donald will ensure that these issues - also so close to the Heart of Jesus - will be realized on a daily basis also in America.
1 Samuel 20:17
And Jonathan caused David to swear again, because he loved him: for he loved him as he loved his own soul.
Any day now, Jesus will call us to our Home in Heaven, and these two Lovers in Christ will be sure to attend to His marriage banquet hand in hand with seats reserved to the close proximity of Sweet Jesus!
Revelation 19:9
And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of God.
This is not only politics or a Bromantic Political Union between two superpowers. There is a third super-superpower involved: The Kingdom of God and we're now all citizens of that, the Greatest of All Nations!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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