Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
Ah, it seems such a short time ago since that birthday when we set fire to your teddy bear as it was made of mixed fibers? - time files.
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Hi .. I've been experimenting with recipes and would like to share one.
¾ pint marmalade
¾ pint water
4 tablespoons gelatin (making about 700ml altogether)
1. Boil in a saucepan
2. Pour into a bowl (or into stemmed glasses when cooled)
3. Set in refrigerator
The dispersed orange peel looks quite nice through glass. • serve garnished with Rapadura sugar accompanied by . . EITHER
a 50/50 mix of orange infused tequila & peach schnapps . . . .OR
⅓ pint Cointreau
½ pint pineapple juice (about 500ml altogether)
Soda water to taste • serve garnished with mint leaves or a good splash of crème de menthe.
Happy Birthday, Brother Bjorn. May respect and honor come your way as is your due as a, straight, white, Extremely and almost Excessively Christian Male.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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