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Default Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 11-26-2011, 11:14 PM

Friends, we've long known that one of the biggest problems vexing the atheist community is the fact that without a God, they have no way to explain the existence of mankind.

Yes, yes, they've gotten lots of mileage out of their "evolution" theory, but in their heart of hearts, evolution makes them nervous, because they intuitively know that it's nothing more than a house of cards. Anybody with just a modicum of scientific training, or even the most rudimentary critical thinking skills, can see that while evolution rests on shaky ground, creationism is unassailable.

As such, creationism, the true account of human origins, is a threat to atheism which just won't go away.

If only there was some way to co-opt creationism. If only there was some way to incorporate "intelligent design" into a godless belief system, to get the Creator out of creation.

Well friends, our chili-pepper eating neighbors to the South have found a way:

Raúl Juliá's son, Mexican government, embrace pseudoscience

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A new documentary about Mayan civilization will provide evidence of extraterrestrial contact with the ancient culture, according to a Mexican government official and the film's producer.

"Revelations of the Mayans 2012 and Beyond," currently in production, will claim the Mayans had contact with extraterrestrials, producer Raul Julia-Levy revealed to TheWrap.

"Mexico will release codices, artifacts and significant documents with evidence of Mayan and extraterrestrial contact, and all of their information will be corroborated by archaeologists," said Julia-Levy, son of actor Raul Julia.

In a release to TheWrap, Luis Augusto Garcia Rosado, the minister of tourism for the Mexican state of Campeche, said new evidence has emerged "of contact between the Mayans and extraterrestrials, supported by translations of certain codices, which the government has kept secure in underground vaults for some time."

He also spoke, in a phone conversation, of "landing pads in the jungle that are 3,000 years old."

Raul-Julia claims there is proof that the Mayans had intended to lead the planet for thousands of years, but were forced to escape after an invasion by "men of dark intentions," leaving behind evidence of an advanced race.

"The Mexican government is not making this statement on their own -- everything we say, we're going to back it up," he said...
No, the Mexican government has not yet officially stated that these ancient spacemen are responsible for creating the human race, but you know that's where this is headed.

Many years ago, before I got saved, I might have easily become a blind devotee of these fanciful notions.

Now, however, the most intriguing thing about this, for me, is the idea that an incredibly complex, comprehensive, and totally false alternate model of human origins and history has managed to gain so much traction.

It's not every day you get to watch a whole belief system grow from nothing into a worldwide phenomena, and it's fascinating to see. What we have here, I think, is a type of secular creationism. Yes, yes, the aliens are functioning as stand-ins for God, and in that sense, you can't truly say this is a completely non-religious thing.

However, the ancient alien craze is still a wide-open field, where anybody is free to put forward any new theory, and numerous contradictory claims happily coexist. This is a belief system which does not yet have a solidly entrenched, official dogma. But it will. Just give it time.

Too bad it will be the wrong dogma.

It's almost funny to see so much scrambling about, and so many wild contortions being performed, in such a desperate bid to supplant a truth so easy to grasp that it can be encapsulated in one simple Bible verse:

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26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.


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Default Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 11-27-2011, 01:43 AM

The Mayans' descendants can't even run a country without it being overrun by drug gangs, we're supposed to believe they're some sort of master race?



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Default Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 11-27-2011, 08:25 AM

Let's not forget that the ancestors of the Mexicans were really big on human sacrifice. I'm sure they'd love to be able to claim they were doing this because their space gods demanded it, and not because they were crazy savages.



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Default Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 11-27-2011, 09:28 AM

The idea of a modern and supposedly credible belief system growing from a savage bunch of sacrifice-obsessed tribesmen desperate to stave off natural disasters by burning goats or even each other, thereby appeasing some made up extra-terrestrial super being who somehow has control over nature, is laughable.

It's doomed to failure. Who could go for such obviously cobbled together nonsense!

Once again we can take solace in our own true faith in the actual creator of the Universe. Where would we be if God hadn't inspired the Bible in a series of prophets and visionaries' writings? We'd be believing in any old nonsense like those silly spicks.



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Default Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 11-27-2011, 09:47 AM

I am reminded of the fact that, just one hour South of where I live, the city of San Jose spent half a million dollars to build a shrine to the human-flesh-eating Mexican snake god, Quetzalcoatl:

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I am reminded of the fact that, just one hour South of where I live, the city of San Jose spent half a million dollars to build a shrine to the human-flesh-eating Mexican snake god, Quetzalcoatl:
Looks like a shrine to dog poo, if you ask me.


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Default Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 11-27-2011, 09:47 PM

What annoys me about those fanciful stories of Mayans dropping out to the sky is that they don't stay at home.

If those gods wanted Mexicans in the U. S., they would have landed here.

Instead, Mexicans bring their peculiar language and foul food north.

I'm so proud we have no Mexican restaurants in Freehold. If we keep them out, we'll have Jesus landing here, not some Mayan saucer.


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Default Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 11-28-2011, 01:25 AM

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Looks like a shrine to dog poo, if you ask me.
That pagan poo shrine is practically on the doorstep of San Jose's Tech Museum. Very fitting, given their current exhibit:

Islamic Science Rediscovered



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Did you know…

The first modern hospital was built in Baghdad over a thousand years ago?
Persian scholars developed the foundations for modern algebra and algorithms?
We get the word "camera" from the Arab word "qamara"?
Inoculation was written about in 8th century India, long before it gained popularity in Europe?
In the 10th century, a Persian surgeon invented many of the surgical tools we still use today?
An engineer from Mesopotamia developed the camshaft along with other commonly used machines?
By the year 644, Persians were using windmills to manage their water supply?
A man in Cordoba took flight over a millennium before the Wright brothers were born?
A 10th century Persian surgeon used catgut for internal stitches?
A 13th century Arab doctor described the circulatory system 300 years before William Harvey?

This amazing, interactive exhibition reveals 1000 years of discovery on 3 continents – Africa, Europe and Asia – and is suitable for all ages.

From the 8th to the 18th century, Muslim scientists drew upon ideas from various cultures, from Greece to Egypt and India, which produced a fountain of ideas that watered the multicultural roots of modern science and technology. Rediscover the roots of Silicon Valley's innovation - algorithms, Arabic numerals, astronomy, aviation, engineering, medical and biological and more!

Designed to unearth the scientific know-how of an Islamic Golden Age, the exhibition showcases the primary fields of Islamic scientific endeavor including: architecture, arts, astronomy, engineering, exploration, flight, mathematics, medicine, optics and water control.

Exhibition hosts Our trained exhibition hosts of Ingenious Innovations: Islamic Science Rediscovered help demystify this grand civilization and introduces visitors to the vast influence of its discoveries and inventions on contemporary society.

Islamic Science Rediscovered was researched and developed by MTE Studios, located in Dubai U.A.E and Capetown South Africa. MTE Studios has also played a major role in the design, manufacture and installation of numerous interactive exhibits at the Topkapi Palace in Istanbul, Turkey. Recently, the multidisciplinary team delivered turnkey a museum on Islamic Science for King Abdullah University of Science and Technology (KAUST) in Saudi Arabia. © MTE Studios

Yes, you read that right. A so-called science museum has ceded its sovereignty to an organization known for creating Islamist propaganda amusement parks.

The San Jose Tech Museum has never hosted an exhibit on creation science, but they're happy to host one whose message seems to be that Islam's "grand civilization" is superior to ours.


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A man in Cordoba took flight over a millennium before the Wright brothers were born?
This claim is especially disingenuous, by the way. What they're not telling you is that the Spaniard in question merely launched a glider from the top of a tall tower. Compared to the Wright Brother's powered flight, that's nothing.

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Cutting somebody open and then using dead tissue from an animal to sew them up? I'll bet that turned out well.


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Well la-di-frickin' da! Too bad that camshaft had no practical application until Americans came along and developed Chevy small blocks to put them in!


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Default Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 11-28-2011, 01:11 PM

Apart from all the other mistakes, in the list of thing ay-rabs were supposed to have invented I noted,
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We get the word "camera" from the Arab word "qamara"?
As a matter of fact, camera comes from the time that God looked down on mankind as they were building the Tower of Babel:
Ge:11:9: Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.

There certainly was the first camera there to record the scene... there would have had to be, otherwise no one would have been able to say what happened because no one would have understood what was being written.





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Default Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 11-28-2011, 09:22 PM

I think we've gotten derailed here.

The Mexicans are claiming that their Mayan ancestors were some sort of master race who is destined to rule the planet. The Herrenvolk, if you will, or Ubermenschen.

This will only serve to strengthen their push to establish "Republica del Norte", or "Aztlan".

They are working overtime to promote their anti-Semitic worldview, even using the US courts to sue for the "right" to disseminate anti-American propaganda in American schools!

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Zionist Jews crucify a Los Angeles school teacher

Los Angeles, Alta California - November 4, 2011 - (ACN) Los Angeles Unified School District substitute teacher Patricia McAllister certainly did not anticipate the immediate and hateful reaction from Zionist Jews when at an OCCUPY LA interview she said, "I think that the Zionist Jews, who are running these big banks and our Federal Reserve, which is not run by the federal government... they need to be run out of this country."


Public school teacher Patricia McAllister made the statement during an interview with Reason.Tv on Wednesday October 14 at the OCCUPY LA encampment. She was there on her own time and as a private citizen. Reason.Tv uploaded the videotape to You.Tube the following day. On Monday October 17 McAllister got orders to come in to the LAUSD administrative headquarters to see the Jew Ira Berman who is the Director of Employee Relations. An appointment was made for October 18 and that is when Ira Berman informed Patricia McAllister that she was "fired" with no explanations. In addition, on Thursday, October 27, 2011, Ms. McAllister was informed that she was also fired from her second teaching position at the Los Angeles Office of Education.
The contemporary Pharisees (Zionist Jews) have essentially crucified Patricia McAllister and destroyed her teaching career.

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This is a perfect example of how the sinister Zionist Jews operate. Ms. McAllister is an honest person and she is correct when she says that the Zionist Jewish bankers of the Federal Reserve Bank should transfer the control of the printing of America's money over to the Congress
They also provide on their site a list of places from which Jews have been expelled since 250 AD: http://www.aztlan.net/jewexpulsions.htm

Note: On the radio today, I learned that there are only 7 Jews left in Iraq. I guess this list will be getting longer soon!

Now, as we all know, Jews are much like eggs not yet fertilized by Jesus, the Sperm of Salvation. They have everything they need except for His injection of Holy Spirit. They just need to be "perfected", as Ann Coulter wisely pointed out. They're pre-Christians.

But these Mayan untermenschen, who can't even run their own country or feed their own people, want to blame Jews for their own Catholic Mary-worship induced curse from God (and their own incompetence). And they want to invade and conquer (via rapid reproduction) large swaths of the United States!



This "alien" nonsense is just their way of establishing themselves (in their own deluded minds) as ubermenschen!

It is to laugh.

The map does provide some amusement; according to the legend, 10-19% of the population of the OCEAN will be Hispanic by 2080.


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Default Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 11-28-2011, 10:14 PM

Look at all this bullshit, I hope your religion burns to the ground after centuries of oppression

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Default Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 11-28-2011, 10:16 PM

Brilliant analysis, Reverend Rodimer!

Like the Aztlan kooks, the Nazis believed their master race derived its authority (and, perhaps, its origins) from space aliens:

Nazi alien worship


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The Nazis themselves claimed that an extraterrestrial society was the source of their ideology and the power behind their organization. Nazi mysticism, indeed, was reportedly a direct product of cult worship to Manipulative Extraterrestrials.


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Default Re: Crafty Mexicans Solve the Problem of Human Origins - 11-28-2011, 10:49 PM

This theory actually sounds semi-plausible to me. If the Mexicans think that they're descended from demons that Satan sent to Earth to impregnate human women, who are we to argue?


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