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Default Seeking a True Christian Wife - 04-20-2010, 08:02 PM

Hi there fellow follower of the one true Christ who has revealed himself through the King James Version of the Holy Bible. I know that I come off as rather "harsh" in quoting scriputure and some would say judgemental. But I'm not the one doing the judging..God is!

But that doesn't mean I don't seek the love of a caring righteous woman to submit to Jesus and myself. I seek another soul who knows their place in the family and can stay home to care for the 24 young soldiers for Christ I expect to have; all boys naturally. I come from good American/German stock and though may have been tempted by other Christian men while at Whitworth College into homosexuality I am now as pure as Reverend Ted Haggard or Todd Palin. PRAISE JESUS!!

Naturally, I understand that Jesus shows his love by giving us material wealth and I celebrate the 3 homes I have, and the 8 Hummers and 9 700 series BMW's.

Join me! Submit to me! Be my woman!!

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Default Re: Seeking a True Christian Wife - 04-23-2010, 06:00 AM

Sir how could any woman resist such words.?


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Default Re: Seeking a True Christian Wife - 04-23-2010, 07:11 PM

I will tell you from experience, do not wait too late. I was focused on my career and did not worry about marriage until later in life. By then (I was 40) most fathers would chase me off if I tried to approach them regarding their young daughters, so I settled for a 35 year-old woman. Trust me by that time they are set in their ways.

I would suggest that you hold out for a nice Christian girl under the age of 20. They're much more trainable when their young.
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Exclamation Re: Seeking a True Christian Wife - 11-17-2014, 03:17 AM

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Hi there fellow follower of the one true Christ who has revealed himself through the King James Version of the Holy Bible. I know that I come off as rather "harsh" in quoting scriputure and some would say judgemental. But I'm not the one doing the judging..God is!

But that doesn't mean I don't seek the love of a caring righteous woman to submit to Jesus and myself. I seek another soul who knows their place in the family and can stay home to care for the 24 young soldiers for Christ I expect to have; all boys naturally. I come from good American/German stock and though may have been tempted by other Christian men while at Whitworth College into homosexuality I am now as pure as Reverend Ted Haggard or Todd Palin. PRAISE JESUS!!

Naturally, I understand that Jesus shows his love by giving us material wealth and I celebrate the 3 homes I have, and the 8 Hummers and 9 700 series BMW's.

Join me! Submit to me! Be my woman!!

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Default Re: Seeking a True Christian Wife - 11-17-2014, 03:48 AM

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Genesis 2:24 - Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

Genesis 3:16 - Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire [shall be] to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Proverbs 18:22 - [Whoso] findeth a wife findeth a good [thing], and obtaineth favour of the LORD.

Mark 10:9 - What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Hebrews 13:4 - Marriage [is] honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

1 Corinthians 7:10 - And unto the married I command, [yet] not I, but the Lord, Let not the wife depart from [her] husband:

Ephesians 5:31 - For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.
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Default Re: Seeking a True Christian Wife - 11-17-2014, 03:58 AM

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Stay away from all females worldwide! Otherwise, you will go to Hell for idolatry.
This doesn't surprise me, coming from a teenaged homer.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Genesis 2:24 - Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

Genesis 3:16 - Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire [shall be] to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Proverbs 18:22 - [Whoso] findeth a wife findeth a good [thing], and obtaineth favour of the LORD.

Mark 10:9 - What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Hebrews 13:4 - Marriage [is] honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

1 Corinthians 7:10 - And unto the married I command, [yet] not I, but the Lord, Let not the wife depart from [her] husband:

Ephesians 5:31 - For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.
Don't you know? Marriage is Idolatry!

Mark 10:25; It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

Luke 14:26; If anyone comes to me and does not hate home, brothers, sisters, mother, father, wife, children, fields, yes, even his own life, such a person can not be my disciple.

Luke 9:61-62; Another said; "I will follow you, Lord, but first let me go and say goodbye to my family." But Jesus said; "No person who puts his hands to the plow and looks back will ever be fit for service in the kingdom of God!"
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Default Re: Seeking a True Christian Wife - 11-20-2014, 12:52 AM

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Don't you know? Marriage is Idolatry!...
Hi. I've noticed that when making a claim that the Bible says something, it really helps if you quote Scripture that has something to do with the subject matter (as Miss Basilissa has done, above).

You might want to keep this in mind in the future, to avoid continuing dismissal as a raving lunatic.



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Default Re: Seeking a True Christian Wife - 11-27-2014, 01:07 AM

I solved my problem of finding a good virgin wife, since all the girls today are sluts, by getting engaged with my beloved half sister... god bless

no virgins around anymore, for the most part
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Default Re: Seeking a True Christian Wife - 12-01-2014, 09:30 PM

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Stay away from all females worldwide! Otherwise, you will go to Hell for idolatry.
Indeed, it is very, very wrong for a man to touch a woman! Wrong! sir. Wrong! The Earth is forfeited, marriage is forfeited, the right to mingle and live on the Earth at all is forfeited. Only hardened hermits will have any chance of salvation.

Additionally to that, only a hard core Satan Worshipper would EVER dare issue an infraction to a Preacher and extend time between posts to 700 seconds, which is more than 10 minutes!
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Indeed, it is very, very wrong for a man to touch a woman! Wrong! sir. Wrong! The Earth is forfeited, marriage is forfeited, the right to mingle and live on the Earth at all is forfeited. Only hardened hermits will have any chance of salvation.

Additionally to that, only a hard core Satan Worshipper would EVER dare issue an infraction to a Preacher and extend time between posts to 700 seconds, which is more than 10 minutes!
Somebody needs to explain to this one about the birds and the bees, because it seems like he/she/it doesn't know where the babies come from (Genesis 9:7).
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Additionally to that, only a hard core Satan Worshipper would EVER dare issue an infraction to a Preacher and extend time between posts to 700 seconds, which is more than 10 minutes!
Such a shame to see that this young lady is no longer with us. We will really miss her ace math skills.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Hello, I was trying to create a new topic but for any reason i wasn't able to do so, therefore I will post it here I apologize for that in advance: I wonder if you can help me, i'm looking for a Christian wife younger than me, I am 31yo , White-Hispanic, professional Engineer, single, financially stable, I own my house. If anyone of you kind brothers in Christ are interested to have a truly Christian husband for any of your daughters please contact me we can discuss about your terms or if you know someone that might be interested, would you please pass my information to that person. ​Thank you for reading, God bless you all.
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Hello, I was trying to create a new topic but for any reason i wasn't able to do so, therefore I will post it here I apologize for that in advance: I wonder if you can help me, i'm looking for a Christian wife younger than me, I am 31yo , White-Hispanic, professional Engineer, single, financially stable, I own my house. If anyone of you kind brothers in Christ are interested to have a truly Christian husband for any of your daughters please contact me we can discuss about your terms or if you know someone that might be interested, would you please pass my information to that person. ​Thank you for reading, God bless you all.
Hey Carlos;

Why don't you go buy one of those senioritas for your wife? God hates race-mixing, and white girls aren't likely to want to sign on to make beans and tortillas for you for the rest of their lives.

Show me a man who thinks race-mixing is not an abomination unto God, and I'll show you a man who hasn't read Ezra 9-10.


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Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.

If you have a dark-skinned wife and a bunch of little half-breed mongrels running around, the way to get right with God is to just abandon them. That's Godly advice straight from the Bible. Your marriage doesn't count anyway and your children are bastards as far as God is concerned. Shout Glory!

YIC,

-Pastor Ezekiel


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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