Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Pastor Stahl is a friend of mine, and he's got an idea that I hope catches on around Independent Baptist Churches worldwide. He strongly believes that God wants us to start keeping close tabs on the atheists everywhere. The good pastor has a proposal that we make and maintain a list of all the atheists in the world, so that....well, just in case Jesus orders a final solution.

Christian wants atheist registry

Florida pastor, Michael Stahl has suggested that an organization and website be created that would keep track of known atheists. The website would list by city and state all atheists with their photos and some personal information such as place of business. It would not include a physical address which seems to contradict one of the main purposes of the site.

Pastor Mike compares atheists to “convicted sex offenders , ex-convicts , terrorist cells , hate groups like the KKK , skinheads , radical Islamists , etc..” He claims that the purpose of this organization/website called, "The Christian National Registry of Atheists" is to inform the public of known atheists so that they can be proselytize to and their businesses can be boycotted.

Pastor Stahl's blog can be read HERE. I hope those of us at Landover Baptist will give his proposal serious consideration.

[Jack O'fagan]

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Sounds like a corking idea to me. Let's get them all on a list. We can boycott their businesses. Maybe have some kind of 'krystallnacht' to show the strength of our feelings. Maybe we could round them up and put them in atheist ghettos. It would make it easier for Jesus when he comes back with his final solution for atheism.

YiC

Jack

[Redeemed Papist]

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I'd certainly feel a lot safer if I knew once and for all who doesn't actually believe in Christ with alll their heart so I could properly shun them.

Trouble is, some of those people actually think they do believe with all their heart even though they ignore bits of God's word that make them feel queasy. They lie to themselves.

Maybe there could be some sort of test for anyone who isn't a True Christian. I'll leave the questions on it to the Pastors.

Clearly God leaves filthy atheists and false Christians and heathens alive for a reason but wouldn't it be nice to think you weren't going to bump into them by accident or patronise their businesses.

[monkelinx]

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Atheism should be recognized by the government. Even sponsored. You know why? In that case they are registered and control organs can keep an eye on those scheming commies.

[ExGay Alex]

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I agree that the should be registered.

They might even have an atheist app installed on their iPhones to let others around know that they are in the area. For example, I have that grindr app on mine so that I know when a homer is in the same restaurant or shopping mall and I can then either avoid him or witness to him about Jesus.

I also understand that the Department of Faith keeps files on atheists, but I don't think it's publicly available. Maybe when Michele Bachmann gets elected we will have a more open society.

[Zaiger]

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We should round them up and put them in a hole or anything to keep them from coming out and spreading their disease. If you take a look at the bible you will see that atheism is nothing more that a heart disease.

Psalm 14:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

So the solution is easy, round them up and remove their hearts. According to my good friend Dr. Rufus Red that should cure the heart disease and any of them worth salvation will find their blood pumping through their veins without the need of a heart but by the love of Jesus.

If you really think about it atheism is way worse than any sex offender. If i live next to a sex offender the worst thing that could possible happen is my daughter gets married at a young age. But if i live next to an atheist my whole family might go to hell for allowing him to live next door or even worse if god decides that I should burn down his house the fire could possibly spread to my house.

[Mr.Warren]

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I like this idea, but then I don't. What if an atheist wanted to be spiteful and registered a True Christian? What measures could we put in check to prevent that, because I defiantly don't want to boycott my superiors. If I did, I would probably never get saved all because some monkey worshiper thought it would be funny to register someone falsely, and that scares me

[Bobby-Joe]

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Isn't the Democratic party the registry of all the Atheist, child raping, anti-Christian, tree hugging, gay scum?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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At the very least they should be required to put a sign in their yard warning the neighbors about their condition.

I also feel they should not be allowed to live within 1,000' of a church.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Johny Joe Hold]

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When you think about it, this is much more humane than what was done to the American Jap citizens during WWII. They were locked up and locked down.

In this case, atheist dogs would be free to go about their sniffing of butts, but we'd know where they were and what they were up to.

It seems like a very Amercian idea to me.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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I think everybody is missing something here. As True Christians we should do our best to help these athiests see the light and to show them the way to eternal salvation. If after repeated rebukes by them of the gift of knowing our Lord the chances are they will not change their ways. With registration and later segregation , when it is once again legal, these die hard sinners can be kept together with their own kind. This is what they really want, right? They keep on about separation of Religion [in America, Christian] and state, small protected communities of athiests is what they want and as good Christians it is our duty to give it to them, keeping them in their communities, for their own protection.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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I was just on the phone with Mike. Apparently, he had take down his Facebook page over the witch hunt the godless minions have begun against him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I was just on the phone with Mike. Apparently, he had take down his Facebook page over the witch hunt the godless minions have begun against him.

Yea, I spoke with him earlier. What a shame. It shows that we're rattling satan's cage.

Well, I'm going to speak to the GOP candidates at the (privately held) debate this coming week. I want them to embrace this atheist registry as a campaign plank.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Is there any difference really?

I mean, atheist = sodomite = pedophile = sex offender.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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There will be a pledge for them to sign, I hope. I still have not decided which GOP canidate gets my vote but this could be the pledge that will put me firmly behind the right signer.