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  • Kim Davis: Don't Force The Constitution Down Our Throats!

    In her calm, humble, matronly way, Kim Davis faces down those who would try to persecute her for her Faith in God. Once again Mrs. Davis takes the time to politely explain why she need not follow the Supreme Court ruling to allow people to get gay-married:

    Because the Bible!

    Our prayers have been answered! The controversy has been settled once and for all! The Bible Trumps The Supreme Court!

    Jesus wins again!

    Now we only have to await a Bible Friendly president, like Mr. Trump, who understands the value in protecting the Christian Moral Majority from losing its God-Given authority to homers, feminists, liberals, muslims, atheists, people who don't eat carbs, and vegans.

    Seen here without her fourth-but-only-one-who-counts husband and his proud All-American overalls, Mrs. Davis recalls how, in the face of aggressive gayness, she stood firm and calm, and explained why she could not issue gay marriage licenses:
    I was obeying my law. I had couples bring in the whole Supreme Court ruling and I said, 'You know, I really don't need to see this because that's not a law, that's a ruling'

    [And they'd say] 'Well, why won't you do this?'

    And so then I go to the Bible and I'd tell them.

    [And they'd respond,] 'Don’t be reading me the Bible.'

    Well, you asked why I couldn’t issue you a marriage license and I'm explaining to you, I'm showing you why I cannot.

    They didn't want to hear that though. They wanted to shove that paper down my throat and make me eat it for my dinner.



    The Gay Agenda:
    Wanting to shove the Constitution down our throats,
    and make us eat it for dinner.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.


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    Re: Kim Davis: Don't Force The Constitution Down Our Throats!

    Bless you Sister. Such shrewd jurisprudence from a simple woman, with no legal training at all, is a breath of fresh air. No mollycoddling on behalf of the Supreme Court of the United States, she stands her ground with the only law that matters. And of course it is God that dictates our laws.

    I see a political future for Mrs. Davis in Kentucky. In a limited capacity, of course. Perhaps city council? Planning commission?


    It is always important to recognize the more intelligent women.


    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      Re: Kim Davis: Don't Force The Constitution Down Our Throats!

      AMEN!!!!

      Now, there will be some that will say that Blessed Mrs. Davis is just like the Muslims with their stupid sharia law. To the contrary!!! Sharia law is based on an old book derived from psychotic delusions of an illiterate camel herder. The Holy Bible, on the other hand, is the Word of God Himself!

      I cannot wait until we begin to treat homosexuals, witches, and other criminals just like God wants us to treat them!

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

      Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        Re: Kim Davis: Don't Force The Constitution Down Our Throats!

        I can't help feeling like her husband would naturally have put it better and with more majesty. And not have caved in to the demands of the gay agenda like she eventually did. It's not for nothing God wants women to stay silent.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          Re: Kim Davis: Don't Force The Constitution Down Our Throats!

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Sharia law is based on an old book derived from psychotic delusions of an illiterate camel herder. The Holy Bible, on the other hand, is the Word of God Himself!
          Not only that, sister, but the sand-crotched camel jockeys stole large chunks of the Bible for their book. After we're done bombing them we should sue them for plagiarism and make them pay royalties to the Baptist church for every copy of the Koran ever printed. J.K. Rowling would if they claimed Alan and Moe Hamhead lived at Hogwarts.
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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