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Happy Birthday, Brother Bjorn Jensen!
Happy Birthday, Brother!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Bjorn Jensen!
Happy Birthday, brother in Christ!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Bjorn Jensen!
Happiest birthday, may this day be filled with joy!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Bjorn Jensen!
Ah, it seems such a short time ago since that birthday when we set fire to your teddy bear as it was made of mixed fibers? - time files.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Bjorn Jensen!
Happiest of birthdays Brother! May the Lord be ever present as you toil for Him in these last days.Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and AmenComment
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Bjorn Jensen!
Hi .
. I've been experimenting with recipes and would like to share one.
¾ pint marmalade
¾ pint water
4 tablespoons gelatin (making about 700ml altogether)
1. Boil in a saucepan
2. Pour into a bowl (or into stemmed glasses when cooled)
3. Set in refrigerator
The dispersed orange peel looks quite nice through glass.
• serve garnished with Rapadura sugar accompanied by
. . EITHER
a 50/50 mix of orange infused tequila & peach schnapps
. . . .OR
⅓ pint Cointreau
½ pint pineapple juice (about 500ml altogether)
Soda water to taste
• serve garnished with mint leaves or a good splash of crème de menthe.
PERFECT WITH CLOTTED CREAM (or ice-cream) YUM!!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Bjorn Jensen!
Happy Birthday, Brother Bjorn. May respect and honor come your way as is your due as a, straight, white, Extremely and almost Excessively Christian Male.His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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