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The Nintendo Gameboy DS (the DS means Destroys Souls) or the upcoming 3DS (destroys your soul 3 times over) is about the worst thing a parent can give to their child! If anyone ever tries to give your child such a dreadful device, just kick them out of your house and make sure they never come back!
What will happen when your child has a DS? Because they completely stop paying attention to personal hygiene their hair and smell will become that of a retarded hippie! They will even start throwing their feces around instead of going to the toilet just to spend as little time away from their DS as possible!
This is what your child will look like after just a few weeks of DS:
Once your child has changed into a DS monkey, it will be very hard to take away the DS from the child:
A typical DS game. A femnazi bitch made by Disney and Nintendo, a match made in Hell:
This is not a coincidence. Hell and a Nintendo DS look almost the same:
So as you can clearly see, once your child has a DS it is too late! So you have to make sure your child never ever gets one! If you failed to prevent your child from getting a DS the only thing left are the clear instructions of the KJV1611 Holy Bible! You will have to poke their eyes out and cut their hands off to prevent them from playing with the DS!
Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire".
Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the firethat never shall be quenched".
What will happen when your child has a DS? Because they completely stop paying attention to personal hygiene their hair and smell will become that of a retarded hippie! They will even start throwing their feces around instead of going to the toilet just to spend as little time away from their DS as possible!
This is what your child will look like after just a few weeks of DS:
Once your child has changed into a DS monkey, it will be very hard to take away the DS from the child:
A typical DS game. A femnazi bitch made by Disney and Nintendo, a match made in Hell:
This is not a coincidence. Hell and a Nintendo DS look almost the same:
So as you can clearly see, once your child has a DS it is too late! So you have to make sure your child never ever gets one! If you failed to prevent your child from getting a DS the only thing left are the clear instructions of the KJV1611 Holy Bible! You will have to poke their eyes out and cut their hands off to prevent them from playing with the DS!
Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire".
Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the firethat never shall be quenched".
Jesus!
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