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  • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

    Originally posted by Wraydio View Post
    You guys have got to be kidding me right?

    One guy says it's less than 500 miles away and 5000 Kelvin! Do you realise how hot the Earth would be from that?

    Another guy says the Sun is within the atmosphere?! Which is only 5 miles from the Earth's crust so neither theory could coincide with one another.

    And it's burning coal?

    Next it'll be there's little gnomes that make up everything, and to see the laptop screen you're looking at gnomes just change the colour of their hat when the screen changes.
    What?? Read your Bible, fool. There is no such thing as "little gnomies."

    Matthew 3:7 O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      What?? Read your Bible, fool. There is no such thing as "little gnomies."
      Yes, we are talking about God, not a bunch of little magical men no one has ever seen!

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      • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

        Originally posted by Wraydio View Post
        One guy says it's less than 500 miles away and 5000 Kelvin! Do you realise how hot the Earth would be from that?

        Another guy says the Sun is within the atmosphere?! Which is only 5 miles from the Earth's crust so neither theory could coincide with one another.
        Dear weirdo,
        It may have escaped your notice that the statements "the sun is less than 500 miles away" and "the sun is 5 miles away" are not mutually exclusive. I have some friends who are scientists and they have confirmed that


        5 < 500
        quod erat demonstrandum


        I hope that is helpful.

        Concerning Mount Everest, here is a piece about Tenzing Norgay and his son and their association with Mount Everest including a couple of pictures of them on the summit. As you can see, they have not exploded - as would be the case if there were no air there.
        Thanks for contributing,
        ML

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        • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

          Originally posted by Wraydio View Post
          Another guy says the Sun is within the atmosphere?! Which is only 5 miles from the Earth's crust so neither theory could coincide with one another.

          And it's burning coal?
          Psalms 19:4
          Psalms:19:4: Their line is gone out through all the earth, and their words to the end of the world. In them hath he set a tabernacle for the sun,

          So, we see from this that the sun has a tabernacle or tent; the tent is the firmament

          Isaiah 40:22
          It is he who sits above the circle of the earth, and its inhabitants are like grasshoppers; who stretches out the heavens like a curtain, and spreads them like a tent to dwell in;


          So the sky contains the sun, which means that it can be coal because of the oxygen. I must admit that when I was young I thought that the sky was a lot nearer than 500 miles, but Pastor Reuben has worked it out for me, and I'm impressed.
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          • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Psalms 19:4
            Psalms:19:4: Their line is gone out through all the earth, and their words to the end of the world. In them hath he set a tabernacle for the sun,

            So, we see from this that the sun has a tabernacle or tent; the tent is the firmament

            Isaiah 40:22
            It is he who sits above the circle of the earth, and its inhabitants are like grasshoppers; who stretches out the heavens like a curtain, and spreads them like a tent to dwell in;


            So the sky contains the sun, which means that it can be coal because of the oxygen. I must admit that when I was young I thought that the sky was a lot nearer than 500 miles, but Pastor Reuben has worked it out for me, and I'm impressed.

            Yes, that is good scripture Brother Bathfire.

            I think that 500 must be about the limit of our God given eyesight. That is why I can stand on a clifftop in England and can look up and see the moon, the stars and planets but I cannot look out to sea and see the twinkling lights of New York.

            YIC

            Jack
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

              Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
              Yes, that is good scripture Brother Bathfire.

              I think that 500 must be about the limit of our God given eyesight. That is why I can stand on a clifftop in England and can look up and see the moon, the stars and planets but I cannot look out to sea and see the twinkling lights of New York.

              YIC

              Jack
              You can see France though.

              Perhaps it is worth noting that God clearly distinguishes the SPHERE Isaiah 22:18 from the CIRCLE Isaiah 40:22 and right there in that 2nd quote we have an indirect reference to tha altitude of God: to Him we appear as grasshoppers. God's visual apparatus is not described, and we know that eagles have unusual telephoto eyeballs so that 2 metres may seem to be rather more or less than ½inch & the simple laws of perspective are not adequate to calculate His altitude, even if it were appropriate to do so.

              Isaiah 7:12 But Ahaz sayd, I will not aske, neither will I tempt the Lord.
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              • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                I dare to say there is no sun at all. Actually, it' s some hippie name for God' s burning and terrifying stare.

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                • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                  Originally posted by TeslaTrooper View Post
                  I dare to say there is no sun at all. Actually, it' s some hippie name for God' s burning and terrifying stare.
                  That's because you are being deliberately silly and making up outlandish and infeasible things.
                  Genesis 1:14-19
                  14And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: 15And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so. 16And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. 17And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth, 18And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good. 19And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
                  This also puts paid to the idea that the Sun provides all the light. It is light during the day because God wants it to be light and the Firmament has its own glow. Hence why it starts to glow before the Sun rises. The Sun is in the sky as a sign for the seasons and to provide a bit of extra light during the day when it's the most useful.
                  Genesis 1:3-5
                  3And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. 4And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. 5And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

                  Here we see proof that God made the light before He made the Sun and Moon. This all makes perfect sense unless you are determined to believe that we're whizzing through space with nothing to hold us up.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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                  • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                    It's odd that I read my Bible daily and have read this scripture hundreds of times but have only just noticed this confirmation that the Sun is not a star.


                    Genesis 1:16

                    And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.


                    Notice He didn't say the light to rule the day and it was one of the stars. Just more confirmation that you can't trust a word that secular scientists say.

                    Proverbs 12:23
                    A prudent man concealeth knowledge: but the heart of fools proclaimeth foolishness.

                    YIC

                    Jack
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                      It's odd that I read my Bible daily and have read this scripture hundreds of times but have only just noticed this confirmation that the Sun is not a star.


                      Genesis 1:16

                      And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.


                      Notice He didn't say the light to rule the day and it was one of the stars. Just more confirmation that you can't trust a word that secular scientists say.

                      Proverbs 12:23
                      A prudent man concealeth knowledge: but the heart of fools proclaimeth foolishness.

                      YIC

                      Jack
                      If moon is meant to rule the night why can you see it occasionally during the day?
                      Genesis 2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
                      Genesis 5:5 And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.

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                      • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                        Originally posted by God'sevolution View Post
                        If moon is meant to rule the night why can you see it occasionally during the day?
                        Dear Imbecile;

                        Through Jesus all things are possible.

                        If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                        YIC,

                        --Pastor Ezekiel
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                          Dear epic troll.
                          Flaming is troll's food.
                          Why don't you want it?
                          Genesis 2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
                          Genesis 5:5 And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.

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                          • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                            Originally posted by God'sevolution View Post
                            Dear epic troll.
                            Flaming is troll's food.
                            Why don't you want it?
                            What is this fool gibbering about and why are we tolerating it?
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                              Originally posted by God'sevolution View Post
                              If moon is meant to rule the night why can you see it occasionally during the day?
                              The Queen rules numerous countries England, Australia, The Falkland Islands and so on. She continues to rule even when she is not there - for example when she is visiting America. I hope that is helpful.

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                              • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                The Queen rules numerous countries England, Australia, The Falkland Islands and so on. She continues to rule even when she is not there - for example when she is visiting America. I hope that is helpful.


                                Not helpful at all, how can you compare the Queen to the Moon?

                                Entirely different, and she doesn't rule any of those countries, none of them take orders from her, she only has influence in England.

                                And saying through Jesus all things are possible is just another way of saying 'cos i say so' when you can't really back it up with scripture.
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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