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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #211
    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

    Right, Jesus sent the Germans to destroy the gay Romans.

    I hope you love Jesus because He can love you.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • MapesInmate
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Mar 2007
      • 43

      #212
      Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
      Right, Jesus sent the Germans to destroy the gay Romans.

      I hope you love Jesus because He can love you.
      I love Jesus becuase he had some very good ideas, unlike you.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #213
        Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

        Originally posted by MapesInmate View Post
        I love Jesus becuase he had some very good ideas, unlike you.
        What, like sending everyone who didn't love Him enough to be tortured in eternal Hellfire for ever and ever?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Marshall
          Righteous and Patriotic
          Highest body count at the VFW
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 3322

          #214
          Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

          I don't need ideas of my own because Jesus does my thinking for me.
          He says jump I say how high. He says believe and I say Yes Sir Saviour Sir! I don't question His creation and I certainly don't mock Him with prancing bananas.

          If thats bad then I'm a criminal mastermind.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • Born-Again Atheist
            Unsaved Trash and Plagiarist. Never had an original thought in her life.
             
            • Apr 2007
            • 153

            #215
            Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

            If this is the pathetic attempt of some fool expecting a banana to prove your gods existence that I'm thinking of, it's pathetic. On youtube? "The way of the master" ****? Pah. Gimme a break. The banana's been altered by humans over the millions of years. Petty christians. I actually thought that the only thing that movie proved the existence of was those of the human race who are too feeble minded to inject a little logic into their experiments.
            Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 04-08-2007, 01:16 AM. Reason: belgian profanity removed

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            • Brother John
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2007
              • 232

              #216
              Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

              Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
              The banana's been altered by humans over the millions of years.
              Er, sure, have a rainbow.

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              • Born-Again Atheist
                Unsaved Trash and Plagiarist. Never had an original thought in her life.
                 
                • Apr 2007
                • 153

                #217
                Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
                If this is the pathetic attempt of some fool expecting a banana to prove your gods existence that I'm thinking of, it's pathetic. On youtube? "The way of the master" ****? Pah. Gimme a break. The banana's been altered by humans over the millions of years. Petty christians. I actually thought that the only thing that movie proved the existence of was those of the human race who are too feeble minded to inject a little logic into their experiments.
                Assuring you I didn't swear in English. At least add another * making it up to the five letter word I used.

                Rainbows are beautiful things, no doubt. Light being refracted by water. Science helps us understand, understanding is beauty. Much better than a symbol repreasenting a promise.

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                • Marshall
                  Righteous and Patriotic
                  Highest body count at the VFW
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 3322

                  #218
                  Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                  Doubting Gods plan is about the stupidest thing a person can do.
                  Jesus wants us to simply follow Him and not worry about things.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • MapesInmate
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 43

                    #219
                    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                    I don't need ideas of my own because Jesus does my thinking for me.
                    He says jump I say how high. He says believe and I say Yes Sir Saviour Sir! I don't question His creation and I certainly don't mock Him with prancing bananas.

                    If thats bad then I'm a criminal mastermind.
                    I wasn't mocking anything with dancing bananas... when will you get that out of your head?

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                    • OnYourKnees
                      On Extended Furlough
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4729

                      #220
                      Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                      Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
                      The banana's been altered by humans over the millions of years.
                      Please, give us your evidence of how humans altered the banana to suit them better over "millions of years".

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                      • Born-Again Atheist
                        Unsaved Trash and Plagiarist. Never had an original thought in her life.
                         
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 153

                        #221
                        Re: Bananas Prove God Exists



                        Ahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        He puts it better than anyone....!!!!!!!!!
                        "Erh, god, what were you thinking?"
                        Lol, watch it, honestly.

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                        • Brother John
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 232

                          #222
                          Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                          Maybe if you managed to post a correct link... Additional question marks are superfluous after one time by the way.

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #223
                            Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                            Please, give us your evidence of how humans altered the banana to suit them better over "millions of years".
                            Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
                            I sold the speakers from my computer in order to send an extra-special tithe in for Easter. Can anyone who's watched that video tell me if it provides compelling evidence of how humans have altered bananas over millions of years? If not, does BAA have any evidence for her lies whatsoever?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Born-Again Atheist
                              Unsaved Trash and Plagiarist. Never had an original thought in her life.
                               
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 153

                              #224
                              Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                              Take two.



                              Lol, I love it. Hope I've got it right this time!

                              But if I haven't-

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                              • SalvationSeeker
                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3892

                                #225
                                Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                                Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n0TK_dx-Y

                                Ahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                He puts it better than anyone....!!!!!!!!!
                                "Erh, god, what were you thinking?"
                                Lol, watch it, honestly.
                                I'm not going to watch anything that obviously blasphemes the Lord God!
                                But are they saying that something in nature is somehow "stupid"? (i.e wouldn't make sense evilutionary!)
                                If so.. well thanks for giving more evidence for Creationism, stupid atheists.
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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