[ditzygurl83]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

That is completely disgusting Mary, that schools would teach such drivel in the name of education. That is why I do not go to the schools here, I refuse to take part in their Devilcation, that's what my daddy calls it. The idea we came from monkey's is so ridiculous. A boy in my neighborhood fell out of a tree just outside my window one night. I was getting changed for bed and could hear him fall and break his arms, if we came from monkeys wouldn't he have been able to climb that tree???

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

That is completely disgusting Mary, that schools would teach such drivel in the name of education. That is why I do not go to the schools here, I refuse to take part in their Devilcation, that's what my daddy calls it. The idea we came from monkey's is so ridiculous. A boy in my neighborhood fell out of a tree just outside my window one night. I was getting changed for bed and could hear him fall and break his arms, if we came from monkeys wouldn't he have been able to climb that tree???

The cognitive dissonance of atheists is mind boggling.

[ditzygurl83]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

It really truly is. I don't even know how they come up with half this garbage they spew.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

That is completely disgusting Mary, that schools would teach such drivel in the name of education. That is why I do not go to the schools here, I refuse to take part in their Devilcation, that's what my daddy calls it. The idea we came from monkey's is so ridiculous. A boy in my neighborhood fell out of a tree just outside my window one night. I was getting changed for bed and could hear him fall and break his arms, if we came from monkeys wouldn't he have been able to climb that tree???

It's a good thing your father went out to help the young man! I believe I saw the story on the news a few weeks back, about the horrible freak
accident and the kindly man who helped the lad by tossing him in the back of his pickup truck and driving him 50 miles on dirt roads to the nearest hospital.

How DID he manage to break both arms and both legs from a one-story fall? And all the bruising, it's as though he hit every branch on the way down. Several times.

[ditzygurl83]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Oh Rev. my daddy is always looking to help out young men that need it! He just wants to teach the Lords ways!! I think that's why the younger boys come around our house. They must seem to think that my window is his office, I see one or two out there every few days, and I always tell my daddy that some confused man is outside looking for him. Daddy is always quick to get out there to help them!
How that unsaved soul broke his arms and legs, I can only imagine it was God's design to help get the Word of the Lord into him!! Daddy actually even put some camera's in my room so he could keep watch when I'm not there just in case some lost soul comes to the house outside my window. He says they are on all the time even when I'm getting changed just in case I miss seeing them, he can quickly go help their Godless Damned Souls.
And yea that was my daddy on the news! Did you read the article or see the news story on him??

[Titus Templeton]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

If we came from monkeys, why the doctors take heart valve from swine instead of monkeys?

[Paragon of virtue]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Some things I post in good Christian humor, but this is really completely true. In the geology book that I had to study at the Godless university where I got my teaching degree, there were entire sections of the text on evilution. I couldn't believe some of the things this text said, and if I were in the States and not in the UAE I would scan and post it for the community. Not only do we allegedly come from monkeys/monkey-like creatures (whatever that means), but all mammals allegedly come from what looks like a small field mouse. It is a hilarious picture and I may be able to post it someday next summer if the thread is still going.

Note: I did say ALL mammals, so what we know of as whales today, supposedly have an ancestor in common with us that crawled out of the genetic ooze to become wolf-like creatures who eventually couldn't compete with the other land animals so they further "evolved" or "devolved" who the heck knows, and went back to the oceans and ultimately became the whales we know today. Does that make any sense?

To summarize avoid Geology courses if you can and all copies of Dig Dug should be found and destroyed because it is quite possibly the most Satanic video game in history.

[Jedediah]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

To summarize avoid Geology courses if you can...

Not all geology is without merit. Not long ago, a crack team of geologists confirmed the date of Jesus' crucifixion. However, one must be strong in faith to withstand the onslaught of lies taught in geology classes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Also if we came from monkeys, how come we don't speak monkeytalk? Huh?

[Paragon of virtue]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Now if these "scientists" said that humans were turning into monkeys...well, they might have something there.

[sammy vanlaun]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Hey there, WiccanWarrior here!

I think it's time for some 'splainin'!

Well, you see, evolution is like magic. You put one thing in, you get 8000 totally different things out. Only, it takes about 100 million years, and even then, a lot of the things will die because they're broken. Also, no fun dancing naked in the woods or magic mushroom trips.

I could go into more "scientific" detail which includes complicated things like 4-syllable words and that most terrifying beast of all, logical thinking, but I doubt Yahweh's little playthings would understand.

Blessed be y'all!

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Hey there, WiccanWarrior here!

I think it's time for some 'splainin'!

Well, you see, evolution is like magic. You put one thing in, you get 8000 totally different things out. Only, it takes about 100 million years, and even then, a lot of the things will die because they're broken. Also, no fun dancing naked in the woods or magic mushroom trips.

I could go into more "scientific" detail which includes complicated things like 4-syllable words and that most terrifying beast of all, logical thinking, but I doubt Yahweh's little playthings would understand.

Blessed be y'all!

Well, I imagine that as a wiccan you would know all about magic. But I'm glad you acknowledge we are God's vessels. You acknowledge He exists. That's the first step in coming to God (Heb 11:6).

[Missionary in Sweden]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

And how come we don't see monkeys occasionally giving birth to humans in the wild? If evolution was true it should happen now and again, right? Wrong!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Hey there, WiccanWarrior here!

I think it's time for some 'splainin'!

Well, you see, evolution is like magic.

Well it is true that magic requires a magician, but it is not true that the LORD required millions of years to create the wondrous world around us. Why don't introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! Be sure to read this helpful guide for newcomers, and remember, if you want to share your opinion, kindly provide the scriptural support for it. Landover Baptist's universal declaration of rights on our forum can be found HERE.

[Saved_by_Universe]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Actually we do have tails. What's left of them anyways. It's called a coccyx, or a tail bone. As humans evolved with stronger and stronger legs, the need to balance with a tail became less and less. Hence why they shrunk over the hundreds of thousands of years.