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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #46
    Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

    Originally posted by Iamfred View Post
    Acutally, I was talking about people wthat believe in god... anyone with common sense would instantly know that the earth can't be created by some mysterious person in 7 days.. I mean, get real...

    Did you ever see him? (don't give me bullcrap like: he caused an earthquake, or he directs birds where to fly)

    I mean, SEE him... Of course not! It's genuine! If he was really here, we would have seen him by now, but we didn't. Conclusion, it was all made up, in order to keep the people stupid and to keep the churhc high in power (and money)
    Friend, we don't need to see God, we (like you) know God exists because He wrote of His existence in our very hearts of hearts! The only reason people deny God existence is to support the Internationalist conspiracy to take over the world for Satan.

    Quit being a slave for the New World order friend.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Alpine
      Unsaved trash
      • Mar 2010
      • 41

      #47
      Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      It is impossible to fly a plane in a straight line. Straight lines only exist in theoretics. Each of the planes in your scenario are constaly turnng slightly.
      What do you mean, that they are constantly turning?

      If I were to fly from NYC to Miami, would I fly over Kentucky? No, I wouldn't, because I fly in a straight line.

      Is it a truly straight line? No, there's wind and other factors that prevent it from being truly straight, but the flight path would look a lot more like | than a (.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #48
        Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

        Originally posted by Alpine View Post
        What do you mean, that they are constantly turning?

        If I were to fly from NYC to Miami, would I fly over Kentucky? No, I wouldn't, because I fly in a straight line.

        Is it a truly straight line? No, there's wind and other factors that prevent it from being truly straight, but the flight path would look a lot more like | than a (.
        Friend,

        You can't have it both ways; if your' round earth THEORY is true then it goes to follow that the path of a plane from NYC to Miami has to be a "C" since airplanes are incapable of flying threw the earth.

        Consider this; airplane pilots like to maintain a steady altitude for fuel economy and safety. They tell this altitude with a barometer. While the air pressure will vary at a given alittiued due to temprature or weather fronts once you factor those out the air pressure is the same accross the earth. Now if the earth was round you would expect lower pressure at the top and higher air pressure at the bottom. Since we don't see that the world must be flat.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #49
          Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

          Originally posted by Iamfred View Post
          Acutally, I was talking about people wthat believe in god... anyone with common sense would instantly know that the earth can't be created by some mysterious person in 7 days.. I mean, get real...

          Did you ever see him? (don't give me bullcrap like: he caused an earthquake, or he directs birds where to fly)

          I mean, SEE him... Of course not! It's genuine! If he was really here, we would have seen him by now, but we didn't. Conclusion, it was all made up, in order to keep the people stupid and to keep the churhc high in power (and money)
          Are you insane?

          How long does it take to tie a shoe for a normal person? For God, the creation of the earth and all the planets revolving about it was no more difficult than that for Him. Just because it takes you longer than seven days to tie your shoe does not mean it takes everyone that long.

          I have never seen you yet I beleive you exist. I have never seen most of the people in the world yet I know they exist.

          To keep people stupid, all they need to do is listen to you.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Alpine
            Unsaved trash
            • Mar 2010
            • 41

            #50
            Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Friend,

            You can't have it both ways; if your' round earth THEORY is true then it goes to follow that the path of a plane from NYC to Miami has to be a "C" since airplanes are incapable of flying threw the earth.

            Consider this; airplane pilots like to maintain a steady altitude for fuel economy and safety. They tell this altitude with a barometer. While the air pressure will vary at a given alittiued due to temprature or weather fronts once you factor those out the air pressure is the same accross the earth. Now if the earth was round you would expect lower pressure at the top and higher air pressure at the bottom. Since we don't see that the world must be flat.
            Of course, planes follow the curvature of the earth in the Z axis. If you were to observe the plane's path from its side from a significant distance away, you would see that it does. If you observed its entire trip from either above or below the plane, you would see that it moves in a relatively straight line.

            And why would air pressure be lower at the north pole than at the south pole? Do you picture air to be like a blanket draped over the globe?

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22362

              #51
              Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

              Originally posted by Alpine View Post
              you would see that it moves in a relatively straight line
              Only if you are really really drunk.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #52
                Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                Originally posted by Alpine View Post
                Of course, planes follow the curvature of the earth in the Z axis. If you were to observe the plane's path from its side from a significant distance away, you would see that it does. If you observed its entire trip from either above or below the plane, you would see that it moves in a relatively straight line.
                That is my point. You are the one indulging in 2 dimensional thinking here, This spills over to were you say a plane traveling on a flat earth can't travel in a curve.

                Originally posted by Alpine View Post
                And why would air pressure be lower at the north pole than at the south pole? Do you picture air to be like a blanket draped over the globe?
                There is this force called gravity friend. Air pressure is higher the deeper you go into a gravity, is it not?

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22362

                  #53
                  Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                  Originally posted by Alpine View Post
                  Yeah, that sounds about right. You sure are intelligent, Mrs. Rogers. If I ever were to meet you, I would love to try some intelligent thrusting with you.
                  You are not a nice person and I am sure satan will have fun sodomizing you for all eternity!
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22864

                    #54
                    Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                    Originally posted by Alpine View Post
                    [...]So let's illustrate this:



                    This is your proposed route,
                    I never proposed any route. You proposed that. I propose that you are defective in the head and possessed of demons. If you want to get from Seattle to New York, you fly east.

                    1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
                    1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.
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                    • Logan
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 220

                      #55
                      Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                      Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                      The following silly artworks would suggest that our planet Earth -- which GOD placed at the centre of the Universe -- is somehow insignificant, a cosmic small-fry. What nonsense!
                      God knew that if he made the earth too big, his creations would be crushed by their own weight. Watch what you say about his work.
                      God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                      -Psalms 7:11
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                      • True Disciple
                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2445

                        #56
                        Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                        Originally posted by Logan View Post
                        God knew that if he made the earth too big, his creations would be crushed by their own weight. Watch what you say about his work.
                        Are you saying you believe the heretical teachings of gravitational philosophy? Gravity is a lie, my friend.

                        The earth is the biggest thing in the universe, and we don't get crushed because God, the Intelligent Pusher, Pushes us down as hard as He sees fit (this process is better known as Intelligent Falling). Obviously, He doesn't want to crush us. Read more about the filthy hoax of gravity!
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                        • Mrs. Rogers
                          compassion personified
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2692

                          #57
                          Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                          The earth is the biggest thing in the universe, and we don't get crushed because God, the Intelligent Pusher, Pushes us down as hard as He sees fit (this process is better known as Intelligent Falling). Obviously, He doesn't want to crush us.
                          Brother TD, this could well explain how we age physically -- the older we get, the harder God pushes; drooping bodies and stooped postures are evidence of the LORD's Mighty Hand upon us.
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                          • True Disciple
                            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2445

                            #58
                            Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                            Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                            Brother TD, this could well explain how we age physically -- the older we get, the harder God pushes; drooping bodies and stooped postures are evidence of the LORD's Mighty Hand upon us.
                            You are right, mrs. Rogers! The existence of old people further proves that Intelligent Falling is logically more tenable than gravitational theories.

                            In addition, it also explains why True Christians™ always keep their youthful appearance; it's because Jesus Himself promised to lower the pull of Intelligent Falling on people who accept Him:

                            Matthew 11:29-30:

                            Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.
                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                            Amen.

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                            • rationalguy
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 2

                              #59
                              Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                              do you guys have any idea how crazy you sound like?

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453

                                #60
                                Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                                Originally posted by rationalguy View Post
                                do you guys have any idea how crazy you sound like?
                                Son, calm down.

                                Now, what are you trying to say?
                                How long have you been hearing the voices from the internet?
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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