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  • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

    Originally posted by Common Sense Crusade View Post
    Sir, you have no room to say anything about intelligence. Nobody, absolutely nobody who believes a word of this is aloud to speak about intelligence. And especially not you, because you think the sun is made of coal.
    I suggest not spouting off and claiming intelligence. In the future, claim to be an illiterate, that everyone will believe.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

      Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
      What are the views on the sun running out of fuel and exploding?

      Also sun spots:
      God will not let the sun stop shining. It has always been there, it will always be there. Don't you worry about it. Be more concerned with your Bible reading and finding a husband to have Soldiers for God.

      Sun spots are mere smudges that God eventually wipes away.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

        Originally posted by Common Sense Crusade View Post
        I simply refuse to debate something as obvious and commonly known as the composition, size, and distance of the sun. That would be undignifying.
        In other words you are just another lay person on the topic of the sun with no background to qualify you on this topic.

        Thank you for your opinion friend, I will give it the weight it deserves.

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        • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

          Originally posted by NonSense Crusade View Post
          I simply refuse to debate something as obvious and commonly known as the composition, size, and distance of the sun. That would be undignifying.
          Now that you have admitted defeat, I think your next step should be apologizing to Jesus.

          He called you here for a reason, friend.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

            Originally posted by NonSense Crusade View Post
            I simply refuse to debate something as obvious and commonly known as the composition, size, and distance of the sun. That would be undignifying.

            On the other hand, I have no such qualms and will happily point out the problem of the sun being coal-driven.

            Coal burning is an aerobic reaction that consumes oxygen to form CO2 and produces heat and light.

            In other words, for every molecule of carbon consumed, two molecules of oxygen are consumed, this would imply that any coal-fired sun would continually consume oxygen and thus need a consistent supply, and that the thermal effects of oxygen being consumed would be visible.

            Of course, the other issue comes from the large spectrum of electromagnetic radiation from the sun that encompasses not simply the infrared and visible, but also radio, and ultraviolet spectrum, along with the occasional coronal mass ejection of highly charged particles. There are also clear signs of overall nuclear instability given a barrage of neutrinos that pass through the Earth from the Sun, which could not be produced in a simple thermal reaction like the burning of coal.

            All evidence points to the sun's power supply being fusion derived, and to maintain that, it would necessitate the sun having sufficent mass to drive it, and thus, sufficent distance to ensure the gravity of such a massive object would not pull the Earth into the Sun.

            I suppose I could also point out that scripture really doesn't mention anything regarding the composition of the Sun... I'm not entirely certain of that, but I'm fairly sure it's not mentioned at all in the entire Bible.
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            • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

              This is the sort of thing that would happen if there were really evilution. Do we see this happen? No.
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              • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                I'm sorry, but I am slightly confused by this... If someone could please provide scripture then that would be great:

                Mathematics teachers and other believers in Pi

                In the Bible Pi is a neat 3 (reflecting the trinity, no doubt) while math teachers believe it is an ugly, messy 3.14159. Despite some legal attempts in some state legislatures to return it to the divine purity of 3, pi has hardened its heart and refused to conform to the biblically prescribed norm.

                Where in the bible does it state that the circumference of a circle is 3 times the distance of the radius.

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                • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                  Originally posted by F. Nietzsche View Post
                  On the other hand, I have no such qualms and will happily point out the problem of the sun being coal-driven.

                  Coal burning is an aerobic reaction that consumes oxygen to form CO2 and produces heat and light.

                  In other words, for every molecule of carbon consumed, two molecules of oxygen are consumed, this would imply that any coal-fired sun would continually consume oxygen and thus need a consistent supply, and that the thermal effects of oxygen being consumed would be visible.

                  Of course, the other issue comes from the large spectrum of electromagnetic radiation from the sun that encompasses not simply the infrared and visible, but also radio, and ultraviolet spectrum, along with the occasional coronal mass ejection of highly charged particles. There are also clear signs of overall nuclear instability given a barrage of neutrinos that pass through the Earth from the Sun, which could not be produced in a simple thermal reaction like the burning of coal.

                  All evidence points to the sun's power supply being fusion derived, and to maintain that, it would necessitate the sun having sufficent mass to drive it, and thus, sufficent distance to ensure the gravity of such a massive object would not pull the Earth into the Sun.

                  I suppose I could also point out that scripture really doesn't mention anything regarding the composition of the Sun... I'm not entirely certain of that, but I'm fairly sure it's not mentioned at all in the entire Bible.

                  Blah blah blah blah blah

                  All of what you mentioned are just nonsensical musings created by the minds of feeble, mortal men. When it comes to choosing between the word of God as written in the KJV 1611 and Carl Satan, I gotta go with God.
                  Matthew 7:15
                  Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                  • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                    Originally posted by DerekB View Post
                    I'm sorry, but I am slightly confused by this... If someone could please provide scripture then that would be great:

                    Mathematics teachers and other believers in Pi

                    In the Bible Pi is a neat 3 (reflecting the trinity, no doubt) while math teachers believe it is an ugly, messy 3.14159. Despite some legal attempts in some state legislatures to return it to the divine purity of 3, pi has hardened its heart and refused to conform to the biblically prescribed norm.

                    Where in the bible does it state that the circumference of a circle is 3 times the distance of the radius.
                    Read the Bible. 2 Chronicles 4:2

                    Also he made a molten sea of ten cubits from brim to brim, round in compass, and five cubits the height thereof; and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.

                    How much is thirty divided by ten?

                    Duh...
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                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                    • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                      But Pi is only a number. It is not a sentient being and therefore has no heart to harden. A number is just that, a number. A number cannot be changed to anything more then what it is equal, just as 1+1 can never equal three. If you were to make a circle with a diameter of 10 "cubits" of equal size then the circumference would not be complete with only 30 cubits of the same size. If you do not believe this then try it for yourselves with properly correct measurements and you will see what I am saying. Pi is 3.14159265... because the circumference of a circle IS equal to 3.14159265... times the diameter. There is no corruption or falsehood behind this. It is just what Pi is equal to.

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                      • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                        Originally posted by DerekB View Post
                        But Pi is only a number. It is not a sentient being and therefore has no heart to harden. A number is just that, a number. A number cannot be changed to anything more then what it is equal, just as 1+1 can never equal three.
                        Are you saying that God could not make 1+1 = 3? 1+1 = 2 because GOD made it that way.


                        If you were to make a circle with a diameter of 10 "cubits" of equal size then the circumference would not be complete with only 30 cubits of the same size. If you do not believe this then try it for yourselves with properly correct measurements and you will see what I am saying. Pi is 3.14159265... because the circumference of a circle IS equal to 3.14159265... times the diameter. There is no corruption or falsehood behind this. It is just what Pi is equal to.
                        Why are you so obsessed with Pi? Do you like Pi? What do you like to do with Pi? Do you think about Pi a lot?
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                        • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                          Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                          Are you saying that God could not make 1+1 = 3? 1+1 = 2 because GOD made it that way.
                          Physically, no, God could not make 1+1=3. You cannot add two objects together and magically get three. It is absurd. Just as Pi cannot equal 3 as it would not equal the amount the circumference of a circle is in relevance to its diameter. God can change anything in the world except numbers. 2+2 can't equal 5, 5x5 can't equal 187.43, etc...

                          Why are you so obsessed with Pi? Do you like Pi? What do you like to do with Pi? Do you think about Pi a lot?
                          I simply saw something that I did not agree with.

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                          • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                            Originally posted by DerekB View Post
                            Physically, no, God could not make 1+1=3. You cannot add two objects together and magically get three. It is absurd. Just as Pi cannot equal 3 as it would not equal the amount the circumference of a circle is in relevance to its diameter. God can change anything in the world except numbers. 2+2 can't equal 5, 5x5 can't equal 187.43, etc...
                            You're denying God's greatness. That is a huge insult. Find yourself a dictionary and look up the definition of "omnipotent."

                            But Pi is only a number. It is not a sentient being and therefore has no heart to harden. A number is just that, a number. A number cannot be changed to anything more then what it is equal, just as 1+1 can never equal three. If you were to make a circle with a diameter of 10 "cubits" of equal size then the circumference would not be complete with only 30 cubits of the same size. If you do not believe this then try it for yourselves with properly correct measurements and you will see what I am saying. Pi is 3.14159265... because the circumference of a circle IS equal to 3.14159265... times the diameter. There is no corruption or falsehood behind this. It is just what Pi is equal to.
                            Pi is possessed by demons, that's a fact. If the Bible says that the circumference of a circle ought to be three times the diameter, then it ought to be so. The reason that it is different now is because Satan has corrupted Pi, to make the Bible look ridiculous. That is why we True Christians(tm) keep shouting from the rooftops that Pi is a marauding deceiver, and should not be trusted. You better heed our advice, brother, otherwise you might end up measuring the circumference of the edge of the cauldron where your skin is boiled off your bones, when you've arrived in Hell.
                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                            Amen.

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                            • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                              Haha, you can argue with/against numbers all you want, you can shout from your rooftops, you will still be wrong. Try to apply your value of Pi to anything practical and you will see firsthand the disastrous results. For me, this is an asinine point as I won't be able to help you see clearly and I have already wasted enough of my time and must return to my Shakespere studies.

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                              • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                                Originally posted by DerekB View Post
                                I have already wasted enough of my time and must return to my Shakespere studies.
                                Speaking of wasting time...Why are you studying a dead brit queer? He didn't suffer and die (temporarily) on the cross for my sins.

                                Jesus did!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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