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Dear Lord! I don't know what to make of this.
Do you see the likeness of Charles Dawking, the Old Earth theorist? Is it a message from Satan? Will a Catholic buy it? How can this be explained?
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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I think someone's trying to pull a fast one to make some money (for drugs, I'll bet).
Matthew 9:12-13
(12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
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I'm pretty sure that's Elisha.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Heres a possible explaination:
When bread burns, that smell of "Toast" that is released contains sulfur
What else smells like sulfur?.. you guessed it.
Is it any coincidence that on completely blackened slices of toast images of the Son of God have also been seen?
1. We know Darwin is certainly in the fires of Hell. Are the powers of darkness attempting to belittle the images of the Son of God and the Mother of Christ which have appeared previously?
2. Is this infact Darwin, or are we looking at the face of one of the deciples. When I saw it I thought it may be Peter.
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Why do you dispute the fact that it's Elisha?Originally posted by SodaStream View Post"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
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As Darwin was Satan's false prophet he was bound to have cultivated an Elisha-like appearance. Godless atheists are bound to mis-read the shape.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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It might be a bit of a stretch, but it could be that dead socialist George Bernard Shaw trying to crawl his way out of hell from a coal fired power plant, through the electric lines, and into the toaster.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Maybe this is a message that Darwin will be toasted in Hell.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
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It charles darwin you retard, if your gonna try and bash him at least learn who he is you moronOriginally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostComment
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It looks like that Charles Dawkin guy to me. One of my son's friends came into our house with a copy of 'On the oranges of species' so I recognise the image. My son does not see that kid any more.
I have now idea how Dawkin got on to toast. The only logical explanation is demons.
YiC
JackGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.Comment
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He's that English man from Oxfordshire University who says there is no god and that we all came from monkeys who lived in the Galapagos Islands.Originally posted by Booger View Post
And we're not Mormons, we're Baptists (Bible-believing, Fundamental and Landmark.)sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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It always amazes me Ezekiel how we know more about their secular 'false prophets' than they do. The are too busy on their knees in truck stops to get an education.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
YiC
JackGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.Comment
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If you have so much nerd rage in store to defend the God-hater the least you could do is capitalise his name.Originally posted by Booger View Postsigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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