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  • #31
    Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

    Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
    Lots of animals are gay today so I'm sure there must have been gay dinosaurs but no way did it kill them off.
    Since you seem to ignore God's Own Words, I'll explain it to you in other way: species survive by reproducing themselves, right? The more heterosexual animals, the more offspring. The more homosexual animals, the less offspring. Thus, HOMOSEXUALITY KILLS SPECIES!!

    Being gay is perfectly natural and part of god's plan.
    That's not what God said. (Leviticus 20:13, 1 Timothy 1:10, and many others)

    I'm sure people who write in the bible about it being a sin were mistaken
    No. The Holy Bible is the Word of God (2 Timothy 3:16). God is omnipotent, so He would NEVER allow mistakes in the Holy Bile.

    because when I think about Jesus he doesn't disapprove of my wedding plans with Shania at all.
    God is patiently waiting for your repentance. I'll pray for your soul
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    • #32
      Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

      Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
      Lots of animals are gay today so I'm sure there must have been gay dinosaurs but no way did it kill them off. Being gay is perfectly natural and part of god's plan. I'm sure people who write in the bible about it being a sin were mistaken because when I think about Jesus he doesn't disapprove of my wedding plans with Shania at all.
      Jesus hates you so much!!

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #33
        Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

        Those were the early days of the Levites. Must have been a hard life to so easily sanction buying slaves http://biblehub.com/leviticus/25-44.htm

        You think Mexicans have it hard now?

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        • #34
          Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

          Originally posted by Mike Ockisard View Post
          Those were the early days of the Levites. Must have been a hard life to so easily sanction buying slaves http://biblehub.com/leviticus/25-44.htm

          You think Mexicans have it hard now?
          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #35
            Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

            I'm not a scientist but if some kind of homosexuality has killed of the dinosaurs woudn't it be possible that they had some form of aids?
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            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
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            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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            • #36
              Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

              Again, [PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITE LINK REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
              All information on dinosaurs you will ever need, Such as feathers on a T.Rex
              Dinosaurs did practice semi homosexuality, If there were no females left during breeding season two males may pair up. No, the pair do not practice reproducing, however they will nest and adopt other dinosaur's hatchlings if the hatchling's parents died. No, homosexuality didn't kill off the dinosaurs. Look around you, see those birds? Those bird are dinosaurs. Now, I get the bible is totally anti-gay but I mean, rubbing it in this much is just unnecessary, What did gay people ever do to you?
              Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 06-30-2014, 02:26 PM. Reason: no porn

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              • #37
                Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

                Originally posted by Rotiart ot Dog View Post
                Again, [PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITE LINK REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
                All information on dinosaurs you will ever need, Such as feathers on a T.Rex
                Dinosaurs did practice semi homosexuality, If there were no females left during breeding season two males may pair up. No, the pair do not practice reproducing, however they will nest and adopt other dinosaur's hatchlings if the hatchling's parents died. No, homosexuality didn't kill off the dinosaurs. Look around you, see those birds? Those bird are dinosaurs. Now, I get the bible is totally anti-gay but I mean, rubbing it in this much is just unnecessary, What did gay people ever do to you?

                We're not interested in your T.Rex Does Tampa videos, dear. No one here has any interest in watching giant lizard claymation do nasty things to each other with rubber "tools of the trade."
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #38
                  Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

                  Assuming dinosoars DID exist, the LORD rightly killed them off for being faggy, yes.
                  Will not be sent to Hell, and proud of it!

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                  • #39
                    Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

                    I believe it. It only makes sense. The Dinosaurs were killed off by the hatred god had for the homosexuals and the Dinosaurs were performing homosexual acts with each other.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

                      Dinosaurs were gay, this is a FACT

                      Satan corrupted Dinosaurs into homos so they would rape Christians and turn them gay. That's why God did the Flood.

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